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PrintableVendetta1 said: Ottensen said: Y'anno??? Okay why was last lover 5'10 and 3 lbs and bow-legged with all of that hidden in his jeans??? I swear I have never been with a skinny boy that wasn't packin'   I'm gonna have to stop avoiding the skinny ones    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Vendetta1 said: Me either.
I'm gonna have to stop avoiding the skinny ones They're all light and agile too, & whatnot  | |
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CalhounSq said: Vendetta1 said: Me either.
I'm gonna have to stop avoiding the skinny ones Every skinny guy I've been with was long and thick, now those dudes like the ones pictured in this thread, (strong abs thick thighs) had average dicks. But zero flexibility in the sack which made it difficult for me to reach orgasm.  it is what it is. | |
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Ottensen said: CalhounSq said: I'm gonna have to stop avoiding the skinny ones They're all light and agile too, & whatnot 
gotta love a guy that can really let his back bone slip!  | |
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this is the best thread EVA! | |
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Vendetta1 said: Why is there not a single real dick on this thread?
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errant said: Vendetta1 said: Why is there not a single real dick on this thread?
hi  | |
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Reply to 'The DICK appreciation thread'
Yes, Every man should appreciate their dick! 
As much as possible!  Or get it appreciated! | |
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Alej said:  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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SCNDLS said: missfee said: This thread should definitely be LICKED along with some nice honey sprawled all across the nuts....  It's quite fun licking nuts with honey.
But I've also found that I have more fun with whip cream than with honey. The honey gets all sticky, after a while that gets annoying...but with the whip cream honey, you just spray it all over him and lick his ass to death, it keeps him cummin' for days on end!!!  Especially putting that whip cream on them thick thunder thighs and on that tight plump ass!!!!! 
whip cream + hard dick = balls of steel  Ummm, Missfee, I just don't know what to say . . . I thought you were so  What made you think that I was an angel???? I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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missfee said: SCNDLS said: Ummm, Missfee, I just don't know what to say . . . I thought you were so What made you think that I was an angel???? I dunno, I guess cuz I've never seen you post anything remotely sex-related and this thread has me positively clutching my pearls. | |
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Ottensen said: Vendetta1 said:
What's up with that? Y'anno??? Okay why was last lover 5'10 and 3 lbs and bow-legged with all of that hidden in his jeans??? I swear I have never been with a skinny boy that wasn't packin' Is there something wrong with me for absloutly being a chubby chasing freak?
I swear o' god, NOTHING moved inside me when I saw those pix posted earlier,,,,I've always had a thing for broad shoulders, thick wrists, meaty legs and back  big thick men have always my tea 
Sure "the process" is IMPORTANT but I need the aftermath too I mean, I don't wanna cuddle to a tree branch,,,,I need some meat & potato to lay my head against.
I know I'm peculiar  | |
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Harlepolis said: Ottensen said: Y'anno??? Okay why was last lover 5'10 and 3 lbs and bow-legged with all of that hidden in his jeans??? I swear I have never been with a skinny boy that wasn't packin' Is there something wrong with me for absloutly being a chubby chasing freak?
I swear o' god, NOTHING moved inside me when I saw those pix posted earlier,,,,I've always had a thing for broad shoulders, thick wrists, meaty legs and back big thick men have always my tea
Sure "the process" is IMPORTANT but I need the aftermath too I mean, I don't wanna cuddle to a tree branch,,,,I need some meat & potato to lay my head against.
I know I'm peculiar Me, too. I never liked these "model type, gym-muscly" guys. Not that I´d be into chubby like you, but I just like them to have broad shoulders, nice legs and butt and that´s it. I like guys with "naturally" nice figure. I don´t like big muscles. "When Michael Jackson is just singing and dancing, you just think this is an astonishing talent. And he has had this astounding talent all his life, but we want him to be floored as well. We really don´t like the idea that he could have it all." | |
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Today I have a new perspective & appreciation for man meat ( I don't like the word "dick" ! )
just sayin  | |
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sometimes some are packing more then others [Edited 11/15/09 9:51am] | |
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missfee said: vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  
What about when it gets 10 times more stiffer than ever when you just take your soft warm wet tongue and slowly lick that dick head like its one scoop of ice cream on an ice cream cone!!!!! Yesssiiiirrrrr!!!!! Drives men crazy honey!!!!! Especially when I take the tongue and lick the hole of the dick, hmm hmm good.
[Edited 11/13/09 3:32am] Honey, you get that son of a bitch in the bed, and you spread those legs, and you go to work. You take that motherfucker in your mouth and you work on it real slow with no hands in the beginning. Just keep moving up and down and up and down. If that motherfucker starts to roll his hips, then you get your hands and hold those hips down so he can't roll them. Have him just laying there helpless where he has no control over when he's going to come. Keep yourself as the one in total control of it because when he finally does come, it's going to blast off like a rocket. And if that motherfucker wants to put his hand on it and jack it a little while, tell him you'll slap the shit out of him if he doesn't move that hand. Soon those toes will start to spread. Have that motherfucker moaning uncontrollably. You'll know what time it is when you feel that motherfucker start twitching inside your mouth. And the best is to have two men. Lay those bastards down with their dicks together balls up against balls, shaft up against shaft, and head up against head. Go to work on both of those motherfuckers until one comes all over the other one. Then take that come on the other man's dick and jack that motherfucker with it like it was vaseline.
. . . [Edited 11/15/09 10:01am] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Harlepolis said: vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Harlepolis said: Ottensen said: Y'anno??? Okay why was last lover 5'10 and 3 lbs and bow-legged with all of that hidden in his jeans??? I swear I have never been with a skinny boy that wasn't packin' Is there something wrong with me for absloutly being a chubby chasing freak?
I swear o' god, NOTHING moved inside me when I saw those pix posted earlier,,,,I've always had a thing for broad shoulders, thick wrists, meaty legs and back big thick men have always my tea
Sure "the process" is IMPORTANT but I need the aftermath too I mean, I don't wanna cuddle to a tree branch,,,,I need some meat & potato to lay my head against.
I know I'm peculiar I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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vainandy said: Honey, you get that son of a bitch in the bed, and you spread those legs, and you go to work. You take that motherfucker in your mouth and you work on it real slow with no hands in the beginning. Just keep moving up and down and up and down. If that motherfucker starts to roll his hips, then you get your hands and hold those hips down so he can't roll them. Have him just laying there helpless where he has no control over when he's going to come. Keep yourself as the one in total control of it because when he finally does come, it's going to blast off like a rocket. And if that motherfucker wants to put his hand on it and jack it a little while, tell him you'll slap the shit out of him if he doesn't move that hand. Soon those toes will start to spread. Have that motherfucker moaning uncontrollably. You'll know what time it is when you feel that motherfucker start twitching inside your mouth. And the best is to have two men. Lay those bastards down with their dicks together balls up against balls, shaft up against shaft, and head up against head. Go to work on both of those motherfuckers until one comes all over the other one. Then take that come on the other man's dick and jack that motherfucker with it like it was vaseline.
. . . [Edited 11/15/09 10:01am] **takes notes** I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Thank you all for paying homage to my wonderful penis!
It has recieved more awards and accolades than anyone before or after. It would like to thank God and all the welcoming warm 'divisions of joy' it has been let into.  When  go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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vainandy said: Honey, you get that son of a bitch in the bed, and you spread those legs, and you go to work. You take that motherfucker in your mouth and you work on it real slow with no hands in the beginning. Just keep moving up and down and up and down. If that motherfucker starts to roll his hips, then you get your hands and hold those hips down so he can't roll them. Have him just laying there helpless where he has no control over when he's going to come. Keep yourself as the one in total control of it because when he finally does come, it's going to blast off like a rocket. And if that motherfucker wants to put his hand on it and jack it a little while, tell him you'll slap the shit out of him if he doesn't move that hand. Soon those toes will start to spread. Have that motherfucker moaning uncontrollably. You'll know what time it is when you feel that motherfucker start twitching inside your mouth. And the best is to have two men. Lay those bastards down with their dicks together balls up against balls, shaft up against shaft, and head up against head. Go to work on both of those motherfuckers until one comes all over the other one. Then take that come on the other man's dick and jack that motherfucker with it like it was vaseline.
. . . [Edited 11/15/09 10:01am]  oh shit!!! You trying to make that mofo pass out when he cums!!!!! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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SCNDLS said: missfee said: What made you think that I was an angel???? I dunno, I guess cuz I've never seen you post anything remotely sex-related and this thread has me positively clutching my pearls. Guess I'm just sneaky like that I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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if that's Him hiding in that speedo; YES bring Him back!!! 
release it on all the nations  [Edited 11/15/09 11:58am] 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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missfee said: SCNDLS said: I dunno, I guess cuz I've never seen you post anything remotely sex-related and this thread has me positively clutching my pearls. Guess I'm just sneaky like that Freaky like that . . . fa sho. | |
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Harlepolis said: Ottensen said: Y'anno??? Okay why was last lover 5'10 and 3 lbs and bow-legged with all of that hidden in his jeans??? I swear I have never been with a skinny boy that wasn't packin' Is there something wrong with me for absloutly being a chubby chasing freak?
I swear o' god, NOTHING moved inside me when I saw those pix posted earlier,,,,I've always had a thing for broad shoulders, thick wrists, meaty legs and back big thick men have always my tea
Sure "the process" is IMPORTANT but I need the aftermath too I mean, I don't wanna cuddle to a tree branch,,,,I need some meat & potato to lay my head against.
I know I'm peculiar I prefer chubby men myself, I actually like a belly on a man now. | |
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Vendetta1 said: ]
It's just a beautiful piece of man-meat. Right length and girth. Wore me out giving head but after resting I was back for more. Damn, I feel like I need dick rehab.  I've never laugh/cried so much, this thread needs to be a sticky. Priceless 
Reading your post made me recall a movie I saw on IFC recently. A woman called a guy..... you pencil dick motherfucker. | |
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TD3 said: Vendetta1 said: ]
It's just a beautiful piece of man-meat. Right length and girth. Wore me out giving head but after resting I was back for more. Damn, I feel like I need dick rehab. I've never laugh/cried so much, this thread needs to be a sticky. Priceless
Reading your post made me recall a movie I saw on IFC recently. A woman called a guy..... you pencil dick motherfucker. | |
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