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PrintableCome to show love, even though it hasn't been loving me the past couple of months. 
It's fantastic. Some magic realist shit. All I want for Christmas. 
Has anyone here ever met the perfect penis?  | |
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CalhounSq said: THIS MF NEEDS TO BE ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW
 His thighs are killin' me, I wanna do thangs to him 
 y'annno??? I looked at that and he looked so good I got mad. I was like, "why you gotta be sittin' there lookin' like that?" 
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vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  
What about when it gets 10 times more stiffer than ever when you just take your soft warm wet tongue and slowly lick that dick head like its one scoop of ice cream on an ice cream cone!!!!! Yesssiiiirrrrr!!!!! Drives men crazy honey!!!!! Especially when I take the tongue and lick the hole of the dick, hmm hmm good.  [Edited 11/13/09 3:32am] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Tortilla said: Has anyone here ever met the perfect penis?
I did once! It was perfect for me!! Not too long, just thick enough, and fit like a glove. AND he knew how to use it just the way I liked it  | |
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Missfee and Vainandy
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roodboi said: I'd totally start a pussy appreciation thread...but with the amount of straight women and gay men in this forum, it would probably get like 3 replies...
so...yay dick  
I'd reply to that thread..
  Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy.  | |
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vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  | |
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Harlepolis said: vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  Look at Chester Cheetah grin! | |
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Mushanga said: roodboi said: I'd totally start a pussy appreciation thread...but with the amount of straight women and gay men in this forum, it would probably get like 3 replies...
so...yay dick
I'd reply to that thread..
Me too! | |
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MrsMdiver said: Mushanga said:
I'd reply to that thread..
Me too!
&  Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy. | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Harlepolis said: vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it! I'm rollin on the floor in a puddle of my own lemonade and TOO FUCKIN THROUGH!!!!!  | |
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vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it!  | |
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vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it! It took a post like this to bring my dick lovin ass outta hiding.  | |
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I just read about an Artist that paints with his erect penis/dick/cock/rod/meat | |
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Harlepolis said: vainandy said: Hell yeah....hell yeah...HELL YEAH DAMMITT!
Unsnap those pants, slide down that zipper, pull those pants down, see the shape of that motherfucker in some white briefs, slide that underwear down real slow and the first thing that shows is all that thick hair sexy as hell. Hair every damn where. Hairy honey! The more hairy the better baby! Slide those underwear down some more, then you see the shaft coming out inch by inch until the whole thing just flops out. Great big ole thick motherfucker just a'floppin' honey. Danglin' dammitt! Hangin' down like a cucumber. Hangin' down honey, with two big ole low hangin' balls hangin' down behind it. Hangin' down with one ball a little lower than the other. Big soft balls. Hangin' down with hairs all over the balls. Hangin' down honey! Hairy honey! Then that motherfucker starts to grow. It starts rising a little, then some more, then some more, and then some more until that motherfucker is sticking straight out hard as a motherfucking rock. Hard as hell honey! Hard baby, with that big ole head with a little drop on the end just ready to shoot. Shoot it honey! Shoot the motherfucker! Shoot....shoot...shoot....shoot! Shoot that motherfucker like a Windex bottle set on stream. Spray it honey! Spray it! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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All you motherfuckers have me squirming in my chair. | |
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PunkMistress said: All you motherfuckers have me squirming in my chair. Back in highschool we had this convo once about how girls can get off on the center knot where all 4 seams of the jeas meat inside
by rockin in their chairs or at stop lights or whatever- all the dudes thought we were lying | |
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Mach said: omg
I just read about an Artist that paints with his erect penis/dick/cock/rod/meat  | |
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dick'll make you slap somebody [Edited 11/13/09 10:03am] 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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Mach said: PunkMistress said: All you motherfuckers have me squirming in my chair. Back in highschool we had this convo once about how girls can get off on the center knot where all 4 seams of the jeas meat inside
by rockin in their chairs or at stop lights or whatever- all the dudes thought we were lying YES! I love jeans seams. | |
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DanceWme said: Mach said: omg
I just read about an Artist that paints with his erect penis/dick/cock/rod/meat I know right ? | |
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matthewgrant said:
dick'll make you slap somebody
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PunkMistress said: Mach said: Back in highschool we had this convo once about how girls can get off on the center knot where all 4 seams of the jeas meat inside
by rockin in their chairs or at stop lights or whatever- all the dudes thought we were lying YES! I love jeans seams.
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I remember a time when dick pics were the rage in GD.
And the dick pic threads had the most views and would NEVER die. To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Mach said: matthewgrant said:
dick'll make you slap somebody
 12/05/2011
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! | |
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matthewgrant said: Mach said:
that fuckin' episode | |
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DanceWme said: matthewgrant said: that fuckin' episode ! loves it12/05/2011
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! | |
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