bboy87 said:

Right this way, need some help with that?

SCNDLS said:

It's called service with a smile, satisfaction guaranteed.

SCNDLS said:

which load are you talking about??

Too young for the real. Rock him a bit and send him on his way.

SCNDLS said:

More like

"Ma'am, where do you want me to put this?"

*cues porn music* bow wah chikka boom boom.. bow wah

paintedlady said:

RenHoek said:

YES SIR!

RenHoek said:

Inside Jennifer Welles!!!!

What do I win???

paintedlady said:

Or hows about "bow wow wow yippe yo yippie yay???

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

GAAAAASP!
YOU NASTY MF!!!

johnart said:

Whaaat??? You don't like flowers...???

RenHoek said:

I hate u.

RenHoek said:

Princey gotcha covered...


How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said you told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)

Get off (Get off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Get off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
You + me, what a ride
If you was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Get off)
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show you baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody

Get off (Get off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Get off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want to eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
You better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when you sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight you’re a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Get off)

(Get off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Get off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served (Get off)
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long (Get off)
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am

Come on

Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off

johnart said:

So... when's that West Coast gallery tour comin'???

johnart said:

babynoz said:

Alvin & the Chipmunks?! That's just not sexy.

Some P-funk would hit the "spot" for me though.

paintedlady said:

Pfunk always hits the spot.

Dude hittin' it chipmunk style could be interesting...who knows?

RenHoek said:

Boy, this gon be the soundtrack for tonight's activities. I done got all cleaned up, greazed up, nut buttered up, and ready for my drive by.

babynoz said:

Hamstering? Even I ain't that freakay!

go 4 it

babynoz said:

RenHoek said:

I'm currently searching for representation out there.
If you know of any possibilities lemme know.

I have representation in Santa Monica, but she's taken her gallery to the internets,so I'm still lookin.

Then I can come kick your ass and write it off as a business expense.

paintedlady said:

You can play the song that was played during my prom

bboy87 said:

Now, that's vintage

Someday, remind me to tell you my story about kicking with Too Short and LL Cool J on his tour bus on the way to a show in Vegas.
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SCNDLS said:

You already got lil Miles Austin on standby?


and @ "nut butter"
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SCNDLS said:

My best friend has some interesting pictures of certain people on the dancefloor in his possession....


A couple girls were winking at me and sayin "Heeeeyyyy Jay..." that following Monday

bboy87 said:

Oh, no he can't get in the game yet. The rookies gotta marinate for a minute and watch the game film. Tonight's game needs a veteran that knows the playbook inside and out.

bboy87 said:

Heyyyyy, Jay . . . too cute.