How come they are never in the barber when I go for a haircut?

You have bad timing?

Not all lesbians have "guy hair". Heck, until somewhat recently, my hair went down to the middle of my back

Nikademus said:

I know not all lesbians have short hair, but enough do that you'd think even once I'd go "I think she's next" in a barbers.

It's something that I'd like to happen.

sermwanderer said:

It could very well be that they would not be comfortable in that environment. I used to go to the barber shop with my dad when I was a kid and the place oozed machismo pretty bad.

the barber in my town smokes in his shop

I won't take my boys there, let alone my lesbians

Nikademus said:

I can understand that, but equally if they went in to a haridresser it might be too girly for them. I mean you get prices for perms, hair dye, whatever, but I doubt you'd see "crew cut, £8". they dont fit in both worlds. not all, I know, but some.

You'll wait ages then three lesbians'll come along at once....

sermwanderer said:

aren't there tons of unisex salons?

where I go JustCuts, men get crewcuts and whatnot, I'm sure if a lady went in there and asked for one, she's get it no questions asked

sermwanderer said:

Ahhh...most all the salons around here cut guy's hair too, so stuff like crew cuts would not be a problem. A basic cut like that around here would be like 10 bucks at a place like Cost Cutters.

mcmeekle said:

What, is this a spectator sport over there?

Maybe there are lesbian barbers?

Nikademus said:

mcmeekle said:

I'm going for a haircut tomorrow.I'll go early to beat the rush.

NDRU said:

yep, complete with mullets and flannel shirts...

Nikademus said:

as in a mullet?

Nikademus said:

Sounds like a good answer.

I was going to say it's because they just go to the salon like everybody else. But then it occurred to me that I live in Vancouver, and it's becoming more and more apparent that what's the norm in this city certainly is NOT the norm everywhere else. So fucked if I know who's getting their hair did where.

Cuddles said:

Oh HELL no!

kenlacam said:

Ummm...it's not the 90's anymore...

ZombieKitten said:

ok results from todays haircut.

lesbians 0

ugly heterosexuals 4

hmmmmm

The barbershop I recently went to had a STACK OF HUSTLER MAGS under two lonely National Geographics...

the Barber was as old as Methuselah, smelled like an ashtray and even though he'd been doing this since the dawn of time, he totally killed my hair... I'm really enjoying my hats right now...

RenHoek said:

I'm gonna need the address to that barbershop..... seriously

bboy87 said:

I take my own porn to the barbers. Lesbian porn mostly.

mcmeekle said:

Does the barber go " we don't get many of those lesbians in here"?

mcmeekle said:

scissors and scissoring at the same time.....

RenHoek said:

My ex owned a barbershop. Magazine companys would send him magazines for free.

He would bring home the playboys for me to read

And he had one regular lesbian....customer

ZombieKitten said: