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Printablesammij said: DanceWme said: atleast ur mom doesn't think ur a whore  oh, i'm sure my mom thinks incredibly lowly of me, we barely speak and we live in the same house  
When I was on my way out the door the other night my mom asked "who's night is it tonight" 
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DanceWme said: sammij said: oh, i'm sure my mom thinks incredibly lowly of me, we barely speak and we live in the same house
When I was on my way out the door the other night my mom asked "who's night is it tonight"
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my folks pretty much knew everything...and I mean everything...
my mom somehow knew when I lost my virginity....she asked me the very next day after my first time...."How was it?" 
it's like the girl called her and told her how the night before was the shittiest minute and a half of her life....  | |
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johnart said: I think posting this pic should be sufficient contribution on my part:
[Edited 11/9/09 19:10pm] oh my damn cuteness overload!!!   | |
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roodboi said: my folks pretty much knew everything...and I mean everything...
my mom somehow knew when I lost my virginity....she asked me the very next day after my first time...."How was it?"
it's like the girl called her and told her how the night before was the shittiest minute and a half of her life.... I stopped keepng a diary the day I realised that my parents psychic ability was actually a combination of my shit hiding abilities and their ability to ignore any form of privacy. Apart from the ring story (see earlier post) - they don't know quite a few things about me, some I'm very ashamed of, some very weird plus... They don't know that my 17th birthday party in our shed (it's more of a pefab building than a shed) was a hotbed of sexual tension and minor encounters for some of the participants....there were friends first handjobs, one of my first fumbled 'fingering' attempts (sorry). Most painful was this ...and I want to share it with you all. I had a crush on one of the most popular girls in our school and I thought she was well our of my league. In the morning she wanted a shower so I sorted her out with towels etc.....10 minutes later she called me into the bathroom because she couldn't turn the shower off...she was soaking wet and dressed on just a towel which only just covered everything (I'd also given her big towels). Being a real gent, I wandered in, turned the shower off with ease and wandered out in a respectable manner...past all of my disbelieving friends. Only later did the painfully obvious 'come and get me' become painfully obvious. That's almost as bad as the time I went to visit a female friend who I was immensely attracted to at uni and as I was settling to sleep on the floor of her room she needed to step over me...as she did so she looked down at me,smiled and said "do you want me to sit on your face?"....i laughed it off as a joke, she smiled too and we went to sleep...that was the last time I saw her but I later found out she wasn't joking and had fancied me for years. Fuck me I'm appauling when it comes to non-subtle hints!!! I'm glad my parents don't know that...they probably be ashamed they raised a moron!!! | |
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My parents knew everything. I have three younger sisters - all of whom were tattletales.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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roodboi said: my folks pretty much knew everything...and I mean everything...
my mom somehow knew when I lost my virginity....she asked me the very next day after my first time...."How was it?"
it's like the girl called her and told her how the night before was the shittiest minute and a half of her life.... | |
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purpledoveuk said: won an award for an article I wrote about the beatings and bullying I got during my school days and how the teachers and establishment placed greater value on the bullies (rugby team etc) than me abd therefore turned a blind eye.
When the article was publish and I got the award and proudly showed them....they turned around and said "What did you make all of that up for?" I can't belive after the bruises etc and I was on the point ofvdespair and noway out that they didn't catch on...maybe they thought I was just a moody teen. On a lighter note Im sure some of the sexual things they wouldn't dream of, some finacial things they are naive about. Oh....just remembered.- I hope for her sake my mum never finds out that, when I was 11, I stole a ring from her jewelry box (just a plain silver one) and asked a girl I had a crush onto 'marry me'. She said no and, instead of sneaking it back, I paniced and through it in a pond 
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Imago said: johnart said: I think posting this pic should be sufficient contribution on my part:
[Edited 11/9/09 19:10pm] oh my damn cuteness overload!!! I shoulda been a  model with that pose. | |
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johnart said: I think posting this pic should be sufficient contribution on my part:
[Edited 11/9/09 19:10pm] x infinity. | |
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From sophomore to senior years, I spent a lot of weekends drinking underage (except during basketball season...). In addition to being home by curfew, my parent's rule was that I had to wake them up when I got home.
Whenever I was buzzed or drunk, I would just stand in their bedroom doorway and lean against the wall, "Hey, I'm home. I'm going to bed." If I hadn't been drinking I would talk a bit more. I really don't think they knew until after I had graduated from high school and came home so wasted one night that my mom heard me throwing up in the bathroom. By that time I was 18, finished with school (so I couldn't get kicked out of whatever sport was in season), and on my way to a good college so what could they really do? To this day I don't think they know the full extent of how frequently my friends and I drank in high school. And I know they have no idea I have two tattoos (the first I got when I was 18, I'm in my 30s now). . [Edited 11/10/09 8:50am] The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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johnart said: Thanks y'all.
I remember Coming Out. I tried EVERYTHING to get my mother to say:"Oh honey, I know what you're about to tell me. I've known all along.":cue sentimental music: to no avail. She seriously had NO clue. 
Now all these years later I look at that pic and
When I came out as queer to my mother, she just looked at me and said "I don't think you are." Huh?  | |
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PunkMistress said: johnart said: Thanks y'all.
I remember Coming Out. I tried EVERYTHING to get my mother to say:"Oh honey, I know what you're about to tell me. I've known all along.":cue sentimental music: to no avail. She seriously had NO clue.
Now all these years later I look at that pic and
When I came out as queer to my mother, she just looked at me and said "I don't think you are." Huh? Ha! My mom had a hard time wrapping her head around the idea that I had a girlfriend. I remember the conversation well, she kept telling me reasons why I was not in love with a woman. Then finally I got through to her and she told me that I needed to pick which side of the fence I wanted to be on. I asked her why I needed to pick one side, I liked both. 
That totally confused her. | |
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My parents don't know I've slept with 57 people.
Although they probably know, I've never come out as gay to my parents. Most of the rest of my family knows. I have a few close friends back home that I've never told, and almost hide it from. It's sad, because I feel unable to share that part of my life with them, like who I'm dating/have dated, etc. | |
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sammij said: you know, now that i think about it... my parents do know one thing i wish they knew nothing about - my sex life.
the madre has this "open book" policy that I used to follow (until I smartened up ) but she still managed to get me in the corner - infront of not only my sister but my father too (  )and asked oh-so-eloquently "are you sexually active??!"
at this point i didn't really care so i just said yes and left the room
that's about all she'll ever know about my sexual "activity anyway" My crazy mom asked me that in front of my aunt and 16 year old cousin (guy). She didn't believe my answer though....even though I lied. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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johnart said: Thanks y'all.
I remember Coming Out. I tried EVERYTHING to get my mother to say:"Oh honey, I know what you're about to tell me. I've known all along.":cue sentimental music: to no avail. She seriously had NO clue.
Now all these years later I look at that pic and It IS funny! But you never do know. I am straight, not a cross dresser, but have old pictures of me with my sister both wearing dresses playing "Little ladies going to San Diego" And I look SO happy with my cute li'l purse!
Parents are funny things. Both of mine have said they'd have no problem with one of us coming out, but then immediately snickered "not that we need to worry about that!" [Edited 11/10/09 12:16pm] My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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MrsMdiver said: PunkMistress said:
When I came out as queer to my mother, she just looked at me and said "I don't think you are." Huh? Ha! My mom had a hard time wrapping her head around the idea that I had a girlfriend. I remember the conversation well, she kept telling me reasons why I was not in love with a woman. Then finally I got through to her and she told me that I needed to pick which side of the fence I wanted to be on. I asked her why I needed to pick one side, I liked both.
That totally confused her. We such heartwarming Coming Out stories. | |
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NDRU said: johnart said: Thanks y'all.
I remember Coming Out. I tried EVERYTHING to get my mother to say:"Oh honey, I know what you're about to tell me. I've known all along.":cue sentimental music: to no avail. She seriously had NO clue.
Now all these years later I look at that pic and It IS funny! But you never do know. I am straight, not a cross dresser, but have old pictures of me with my sister both wearing dresses playing "Little ladies going to San Diego" And I look SO happy with my cute li'l purse!
Parents are funny things. Both of mine have said they'd have no problem with one of us coming out, but then immediately snickered "not that we need to worry about that!"
[Edited 11/10/09 12:16pm] In all fairness I played with trucks and guns and climbed trees and was always getting stitches from roughhousing. HOWSOMEever when I look at this pic I clearly look so completely at ease. | |
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BTW, them bitches is doin' "catalogue". I'm clearly EDITORIAL. Notice the subtlety in the leg twist. Just imagine if my thighs didn't touch.
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PunkMistress said: johnart said: Thanks y'all.
I remember Coming Out. I tried EVERYTHING to get my mother to say:"Oh honey, I know what you're about to tell me. I've known all along.":cue sentimental music: to no avail. She seriously had NO clue.
Now all these years later I look at that pic and
When I came out as queer to my mother, she just looked at me and said "I don't think you are." Huh? did she say she told you so when you married a man? My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: PunkMistress said:
When I came out as queer to my mother, she just looked at me and said "I don't think you are." Huh? did she say she told you so when you married a man? I was just about to ask that.I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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peacenlovealways said: sammij said: you know, now that i think about it... my parents do know one thing i wish they knew nothing about - my sex life.
the madre has this "open book" policy that I used to follow (until I smartened up ) but she still managed to get me in the corner - infront of not only my sister but my father too ( )and asked oh-so-eloquently "are you sexually active??!"
at this point i didn't really care so i just said yes and left the room
that's about all she'll ever know about my sexual "activity anyway" My crazy mom asked me that in front of my aunt and 16 year old cousin (guy). She didn't believe my answer though....even though I lied. Maybe that's why she didn't believe you? Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
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peacenlovealways said: sammij said: you know, now that i think about it... my parents do know one thing i wish they knew nothing about - my sex life.
the madre has this "open book" policy that I used to follow (until I smartened up ) but she still managed to get me in the corner - infront of not only my sister but my father too ( )and asked oh-so-eloquently "are you sexually active??!"
at this point i didn't really care so i just said yes and left the room
that's about all she'll ever know about my sexual "activity anyway" My crazy mom asked me that in front of my aunt and 16 year old cousin (guy). She didn't believe my answer though....even though I lied. Did you tell your mom that you were a slut? I don't believe you either. | |
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..... [Edited 11/10/09 18:31pm] unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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My dad and I have a blissfully shallow relationship and thus there is a lot he doesn't know about me and he doesn't mind that
There are a lot of things my mother does not know about me either... I'm not very open with her even though we talk regularly. Usually our 'conversations' turn into mild arguments. My brother knows me best, out of anyone If you will, so will I | |
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the things my parents don't know about me NOBODY knows about me | |
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My parents prefer to keep things polite & not know too much. My Legacy
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That I have a blog in Swedish. My dad wouldn't care and he probably has a fuzzy grasp of what it is, at best, but my mum and sis can't read it.  Otherwise there is a lot that my dad doesn't know about me but that my mum does. | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: NDRU said: did she say she told you so when you married a man? I was just about to ask that.No, she knows I'm still queer. 
I was 16 when that first conversation occurred; she knew all about all the bitches I banged later!  | |
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PunkMistress said: PurpleRighteous1 said: I was just about to ask that.No, she knows I'm still queer.
I was 16 when that first conversation occurred; she knew all about all the bitches I banged later! why would you get together with a girl if she was a bitch?  | |
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