Post your fav celeb mug shot. Who knew there were so many. Boy oh boy, fame and money are a lethal combination.



"your honor...I plead...GUILTY! Guilty to the crimes of fashion, decency, modern music and inter-special relations!"

"My name is Weezy, pronounced with an EeeZeee! I plead guilty to nothin'...fuck you on yo momma burffday!"

"BOO!!!!"

andykeen said:

Oh my!

andykeen said:

oh that was my last avatar The Thin White Duke!

I don't know what to choose...




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andykeen said:

Hottest.
Mug.
Ever.

DesireeNevermind said:

lawd, he ain't got no chin!
please tell how the hell does this goblin keep pulling in and impregnating chicks?

BklynBabe said:

anything can happen in a dark room?

RenHoek said:

filled with cash
...brings a whole new meaning to "making it rain"
.

sammij said:

dare I say, "skeet skeet skeet!"

that's a lot of darkness.
and a lot of cash!

frankly I would need that fool to have Bill Gates dough and I would have to hit it on the dark side of Pluto.

BklynBabe said:

!!!!!

BklynBabe said:

oh god.

DONE.

BklynBabe said:

You really wanna know? It´s his poetry....Weezy is such a romantic and has his way with words, so the shawtys just can´t resist his magnetic aura.

Wouldn´t you get weak in the knees if you heard the magic words:



[Intro: Lil Wayne]
Ow... Uh Huh...
Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper
So I let her lick the rapper

[Hook: Lil Wayne]
She she lick me
Like a lollipop
She she lick me
Like a lollipop
She she lick
Like a lollipop
She lick
Me Like a lollipop

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
[x2]

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Come On
Okay
Lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair
Down her back like mine
I make her feel right
When its wrong like lyin'
Man
She ain't never had a love like mine
Man
I ain't never seen an xxx like hers
That xxxxx in my mouth
Had me at a loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that xxx jump
Like jerp jerp
And thats when she

[Hook: Lil Wayne]
Sh-Sh-She lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She lick me
Like a lollipop
Sh-Sh-She lick me
Like a lollipop

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
[x2]

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Okay
After you back it up
Then stop
Drop It shawty
Drop It
Drop it like its hot
Drop it like its hot
Do do do it shawty
Don't stop
Shawty said the nigga that she with
Ain't xxxx
Shawty said the nigga that she with
Ain't this
Shawty said the nigga that she with
Can't hit
But shawty Imma hit it, hit it,
Like I can't miss
And He can't do this
And He don't do that
Shawty need a refund
Needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund
I make her bring that xxx back
And she bring that xxx back
Because I Like That

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Hook: Lil Wayne]
Shawty
Wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty
Wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty
Wanna lick me
Like a lollipop
I Let her lick the rapper

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
Static

[Break: Static Major]
Call me
So I can make it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can get it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can make it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can get it juicy for ya
Call me
So I can make it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can get it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can make it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can get it juicy for ya

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
[x2]

[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
I get her on top
She drop it like it's hot
And when I'm at the bottom
She Hilary Rodham
Middle of the Bed
Give and gettin' head
Give and gettin' head
Give and gettin' head
I said hmmmm I like that
Say hmmmm yea I like that
I said hmmmm yea I like that
hmmhmmm
Call me
So I can come and do it for you
Call me
So I can come and prove it for you
Call me
So I can make it juicy for you
Call me
So I can get it juicy for you

[Outro: Lil Wayne ]
Shawty wanna
Lic-lic-lic-lick me like a lollipop
She She
Lic-lic-lic-lick me like a lollipop (I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper)
She She
Lick me, like a lollipop (And She Do)
She lick me
Like a lollipop
(So I let her lick the rapper)







Take it from me, it´s his poetry. He knows the way into a lady´s heart.

thanks. now I gotta be deaf too, as well as see Bill Gates $$, on another planet, before Spike could even attempt to pull out a nut in my direction. Even MJ got this look on his face like "what. what's yo name, delicate?" that could get it before Weezy.


[Edited 11/9/09 14:27pm]

BklynBabe said:

You´re funny.

BklynBabe said:

And don ´t forget, he can make it juicy for ya.

"So I can make it juicy for ya
C-Call me
S-so I can get it juicy for ya
C-Call me "

BklynBabe said:

and

BklynBabe said:

We need a knee-slapping emoticon.

KoolEaze said:

for some crazy reason, I feel anti-juicy.

Glen Cambpell before & after!

My all time fave Plus the backstory is classic Sinatra

SCNDLS said:

He was so girly-looking when he was younger.

SCNDLS said:

Ol' Blue Eyes was straight gangsta mack! Nobody did it better than he and the Rat Pack - party, drink, smoke, gamble, bang showgirls, then do a show!

uPtoWnNY said:

Skrait P-I-M-P! This arrest happened cuz he was fucking around with a chick who brought him up on some kinda charge related to him promising to marry her IF she gave up her cookies. The trip was that heffa and Frankie Baby were BOTH already married.

andykeen said:

what did david bowie end up doing?

SCNDLS said:

Frank looks cool even in his mugshot!

Anyone notice these are all musicians (except Weezy )