What are some of the typical things you say in your job?

A few of mine...

'No Talking'

'Hands on hips'

'Why haven't you done your homework?'

You...

I don't say much in my paid job!

So that'll be $X,XXX.XX to get these window coverings ordered, you can pay in full now or give me a 50% deposit. Whichever you prefer...

"Let's get started!"
"Get your homework out!"
"Turn to page..."
"Quiet down, please..."
"Watch your mouth!" (the language high school kids use! )
"Pull those pants up!" (boys wearing them below their asses )


I don't stop talking all day...



They're such cuties, JD!

"I'm sorry Madam, I'm afraid I've had to put your cat out of it's misery"

Not something you'd normally expect from your window cleaner.

" stop the line, I have yellow going black"

and you want it when?

No!I dont have your giro.

Unfortunately it's like this.....
I don't get paid enough for this shit!
Here we go again, yet another fucked up mess that I have to deal with.
I told you men were the biggest bitches ever!
Is it home time yet?

JDInteractive said:

Look at the babies! awwwww!

I have a ton phrases I use because I pretty much get the same questions & reactions from all customers; but the most used are....

"Our fees are set by the city. I'm not over-charging you."

"If you are not the registered owner, you can not redeem the vehcle."

"No, sir/ma'am, I'm not getting rich; if you'd like to live the dream as well, I'll gladly sell you this company."

I used to say "fuck this bullshit!"

then I was like "I quit this bitch!!"

vainandy said:

vainandy said:

JDInteractive said:

This is the cutest picture ever!

"is it Just me or is he pissing you off too?!"

"Fucking jumped up, wet behind the ears, junior doctors"

" How many times....Cardiorespiratory failure is not a cause of death!!!"

"The helicopters coming in"

"anybody want a drink?"

"is it 4 o'clock yet?"

and confidential stuff


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It is what it is.
It is non-negotiable.
I'm sorry you feel that way.

"i hate my job"

"someone shoot me please"

(car back fires or someone drops something heavy) "was that a gun shot? If so tell them to come shoot me"

"who took a pee in the coffee?" (takes a drink)

(to a female co-worker) "if i say something dirty to you will you report it so i can get fired?"

"Pull down your pants."

Customer: "do u work here."
me: "No, I just have this uniform on cause i'm a fan of the company."

customer: "can you tie that sofa to the top of my toyota."
me: "yes. but i'm not accountable for anything that happens."

customer: "do you come along with my reclyner."
me: "only if you can make a good cup of tea."

----my second job-----

"I'm sick of you making money off of my name and face"
"I feel like a slave"
"my music is my life, and my music is your way to get known"

me:"I'm performing 3 songs you never herd before tonight"
manager:"why can't you play the songs that every one knows"
me: "here we go again"

thekidsgirl said:

absolutely!

for every flea you see on your dog/cat, there'll be at least 100 in your house( and then watch who scratches first )

when you say you want your pet done....what do you mean??(you really have to check nowadays)

spayded, do you mean spayed or castrated?

and my favorite....yes, it perhaps would be good for your cat to have kittens before being neutered, but as HE is a boy, physically impossible.

nyse said:

tell him "that is what peter grant told Jimmy and the guys the first time they wanted to play 'stairway to heaven'."

roodboi said:

Sorry but I'm going to have to borrow that one sometime... MOST EXCELLENT!!

JDInteractive said:

What a wonderful pic

yes, you're the best lover i've ever had. three hundred dollars please. call my booker for another "date".

AmethystAngel said:

lawd if I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say they want to get their Rockwilder spaded! I would be rich!

Ummm...do you think I could have a little room for a headline on this spread?

Can I still make copy changes to this book?

When's my deadline?

BlackAdder7 said:

$300? you charged me $5000!