OnlyNDaUsa said:

He knew you were a Prince fam!

PANDURITO said:

he!!?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

BlackAdder7 is a she?

Sorry

PANDURITO said:

I have no idea i was just keeping the joke going....

In that case


HE (yes, he) knew you were a Prince fam!

SHIT! or FUCK! when I mess something up.

I'm a painter so other than singing along to whatever I might be playing in the studio, I don't really talk to anyone.

Oh, unless you coun the occasional "NO!" or "Go lay down." when the dogs join me in there.

"I need to change this flight...again"

"Sure, I can do that for you. Give me 5 minutes"

And these are often said in a joking way.

"You're such a fucking jerk"

"Awkward silence"

And tons of other insults.

johnart said:

Or the odd..."What the fuck?!" when you find Lola hangin' on the ottoman.



I just figured out all her "shenanigans!" She think she's a performance artist!
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"you want a lime with that?"

"could you please move out of the service area."
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so..tell me about your mother

"Fine, I'm not the one getting a letter from the principal"
"It's 'he talked to HIM', not 'he talked to he'"
"Bye, have a nice afternoon!"

no, sorry, theres a post office accross the road.

would you like that in a bag or a band?

we dont have one at the moment, but can order it for you.

not we dont have that here, but you can try the book dept.

two blocks up the street, turn left..then right (and various different combinations)
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chocolatehandles said:

ohh, ive used that in all three of my jobs

Genesia said:

Yeah. Followed by "Don't move! I gotta get a pic of this shit."

I've never said it, but I have a magnet that says, "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."

And another that says, "I need more money and power...and less shit from you people."

"have you done your perm?"

"do you need anything from upstairs?"

"do you need a label?"

I had one nerve left and damn if you didn't get on it!

nyse said:

omg i think that everytime someone asks me that

One of the many spiels I have to do daily many times over throughout terminals.

Ladies and Gentleman just while we do wait for final permission to board from your Captain, if you would like to take a moment to look at your boarding pass and locate your seat number, we're boarding this aircraft via the aerobridge and the tarmac.

That means for those of you guests seated between rows 1 - 12, if you could please turn left at the doorway and walk down the aerobridge and those of you guests seated between rows 13 - 30, if you could walk down the stairs, onto the tarmac and enter via the aircrafts rear doors.

Just to assist us with the boarding process please hold onto your individual boarding pass, have it face forward with the flight number and barcode clearly visible to be scanned. We also ask that prior to boarding all electronic devices such as laptops, ipods, cell phones and cameras are switched off.

Virgin Blue is a non smoking airline smoking is strictly prohibited here in the lounge, on the tarmac and onboard your aircraft. Also just some further information for you hot beverages can not be taken onto your Virgin Blue service due to the takeoff procedures if you do have a hot beverage please dispose of it prior to boarding thank you.

AmethystAngel said:

Oh crap, it drives me batshit when people say "spayded". I want to tell them, "The word is spayed. There is no such word as spayded". Stupid people.

BklynBabe said:

"Good morning/afternoon (insert company name). My name is (insert my name), how can I help you?"

"Okay, your total comes to (insert dollar and cent amount)."

"Hi sweetie, you are so cute!" (No, this is not to a coworker or client, but to a cute dog or cat that comes in).

"(Insert name) (insert animal's name) is here to see you."

Every morning....

"Good morning, how are you?"

I reply "Another day putting my $30,000 dollar education to work"

Then they laugh or look at me like I'm an unappreciative dick wad.


I hate that fucking job.

"We are a tax exempt organization so we don't pay sales tax."


"An intern will help you with that."


and to the interns who constantly ask me questions they should know the answer to:

"Did you check the FAQ sheet?"

"This is not a guarantee of payment."

I work for a medical insurance company.

"Why the f*** am I here?"
"The project will be completed by the end of the day"
"Dammit! The print shop didn't print the design for the clothing"
"TGIF!"

I work as a project manager (on Nike, REI, The Mens Wearhouse) for an apparel labeling company

"Dvd's over there!"
"The urban fiction books? check the fiction section"
"please go to the info desk for more info"
"Have you done the router yet?"
"has link plus been check?"
"oh yes, we have that book"
"oh sorry seems that book is not on the shelf"
"what?"
"you don't need to scream"
"quiet please"
"no running please"
"yes, i'll help you print"
"the key!!?!?!?"
"oh..okay..sure..no problem (really does not want to do it has no other choice)

Do you have our credit card?
would you like to open one, you'll save 15% on all of your purchases today.
Thank you, have a nice day!

psychodelicide said:

Presumably spading them would be quicker and cheaper