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PrintableSmearMrTroof said: 
what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre  | |
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^ that's no my quote! | |
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Cinnie said: SmearMrTroof said:
what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre  | |
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What do you call a smart blonde?
... ... A golden retriever. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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Why did the blonde return disappointed, desillusioned from her trip to London?
\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ Because she found out that the Big Ben was only and just a clock. | |
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| @ this thread! | |
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728huey said: Okay, this is pretty raunchy but funny.
A blonde was driving down the street one night and accidentally swerved into another lane of traffic before coming back into her lane. Then she heard a police siren and saw flashing lights, and the police car announced for her to pull over. The police officer then came over to her window and asked her why she swerved into the other lane of traffic. She said, "I just looked away for a second, and before I knew it, I had accidentally crossed into the other lane." "I need you to step out of the car," the police officer said. The blonde gets out of the car, and the police officer tells her, "Please walk down the center line." The blonde does this, and the police officer tells her to walk back along the center line. She does this and asks, "Am I doing okay?" The police officer says, "So far so good. But I need one more thing from you." The police officer then unzips his pants zipper and pulls out his penis, and the blonde says, "Oh no! Not the breathalyzer!"  By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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A traffic! ^ tee hee hee
Now this one: The blond is in a car and she gets stressed. In front of her is a carriage On her right is a pig and she's being chased by a fire truck. She asks me that she wants to stop I say: ask the man of the Mary Go Round to stop it turning. | |
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SmearMrTroof said:
what's brown and coming down hill in the snow? a skiwi what's brown an sounds like a bell? DUNG If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. | |
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Fury said: why did the blonde go the basketball game?
cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.  LOL  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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