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Reply #150 posted 01/09/03 10:45pm

AzureStar

They own every video that has been put out and will watch each one over and over. Even though they own every video this does not stop them from tuning into the television whenever a music video or a Prince movie comes on, and they watch it as if it is their first time.
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Reply #151 posted 01/09/03 10:46pm

DigitalLisa

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DigitalLisa said:

it's all in the name of music ... did I forget 2 mention Prince is the best ?

Very Good! biggrin

Icenine, you've gott admit this is a good effort. Had me.


rolleyes I'm a victim rolleyes
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Reply #152 posted 01/09/03 10:47pm

AzureStar

They will travel great distances to sit in the front row at Leno and show their support of the NPGMC and scream and hollar on cue!
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Reply #153 posted 01/09/03 10:48pm

DigitalLisa

DigitalLisa said:

bkw said:

DigitalLisa said:

it's all in the name of music ... did I forget 2 mention Prince is the best ?

Very Good! biggrin

Icenine, you've gott admit this is a good effort. Had me.


rolleyes I'm a victim rolleyes


still not ashame
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Reply #154 posted 01/09/03 10:48pm

AzureStar

bkw said:

DigitalLisa said:

it's all in the name of music ... did I forget 2 mention Prince is the best ?

Very Good! biggrin

Icenine, you've gott admit this is a good effort. Had me.



lol... that was good! smile
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Reply #155 posted 01/09/03 10:48pm

DigitalLisa

AzureStar said:

They will travel great distances to sit in the front row at Leno and show their support of the NPGMC and scream and hollar on cue!

u seem 2 know a awful lot about obessive prince fams
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Reply #156 posted 01/09/03 10:49pm

AzureStar

Female fams would divorce their husband or leave their partner when Prince finally realizes they are his soulmate.
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Reply #157 posted 01/09/03 10:51pm

DigitalLisa

You Got that right ... why not hate the real enemy? Gary Coleman hmm
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Reply #158 posted 01/09/03 10:51pm

IceNine

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Another one for you kiddies:

88. Would accidentally break their front teeth off if they came across a nude statue of Prince.
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Reply #159 posted 01/09/03 10:52pm

AzureStar

Prince "communicates" with them via dreams.
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Reply #160 posted 01/09/03 10:53pm

IceNine

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DigitalLisa said:

You Got that right ... why not hate the real enemy? Gary Coleman hmm


He's a bit taller than Prince... he might put up too much of a fight.
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Reply #161 posted 01/09/03 10:54pm

AzureStar

They have purple-paisley weddings and purple-paisley baby showers.
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Reply #162 posted 01/09/03 10:54pm

IceNine

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Another one for you lackies out there!

90. Prince would REALLY love me if I could only meet him!
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Reply #163 posted 01/09/03 10:56pm

AzureStar

If Prince touches or speaks to them they have now become "friends".
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Reply #164 posted 01/09/03 10:57pm

DigitalLisa

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Reply #165 posted 01/09/03 10:57pm

AzureStar

They always seem to want to move to Minnesota.
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Reply #166 posted 01/09/03 10:58pm

IceNine

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Here's one more, ladies and gentlemen:

93. If Prince died they would sneak into the mortuary, sever his cock and nuts and have them bronzed... they would keep this family heirloom in a hermetically sealed glass case with internal lighting and a monitored burglar alarm.
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Reply #167 posted 01/09/03 10:59pm

AzureStar

Stopping for the night... though I have plenty more! smile

Great thread! lol
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Reply #168 posted 01/09/03 10:59pm

DigitalLisa

Oh what web site is this
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Reply #169 posted 01/09/03 11:05pm

IceNine

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I thought that I would round this list off at 100 by coming up with these gems:

95. Believe that Prince's farts smell like a beautiful boquet of flowers.
96. Believe that Prince shits lilac and never needs to wipe because his ass is so perfect that shit cannot stick to it.
97. Prince REALLY could polish a turd.
98. Would drink the water from Prince's toilet... even if they were not dying of thirst.
99. Think that Princefams.com is FAR SUPERIOR to Prince.org but they still come here for some stupid fucking reason.
100. ACTUALLY REFER TO THEMSELVES AS "FAMS," A STUPID FUCKING MADE-UP WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A RETARDED 4 YEAR OLD WOULD SAY!!!
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Reply #170 posted 01/09/03 11:06pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

I100. ACTUALLY REFER TO THEMSELVES AS "FAMS," A STUPID FUCKING MADE-UP WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A RETARDED 4 YEAR OLD WOULD SAY!!!


That is a PERFECT ending!

lol
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Reply #171 posted 01/09/03 11:07pm

DigitalLisa

pick on somebody ur size sad mad
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Reply #172 posted 01/09/03 11:08pm

DigitalLisa

DigitalLisa said:

pick on somebody ur size sad mad


lierally mad
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Reply #173 posted 01/09/03 11:11pm

IceNine

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DigitalLisa said:

DigitalLisa said:

pick on somebody ur size sad mad


lierally mad


Prince would be my size if he got the proper stilts... does that count?

:LOL:
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Reply #174 posted 01/09/03 11:12pm

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Prince might be able to land some shots to the face if he fought me on a pogo stick. biggrin
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Reply #175 posted 01/09/03 11:16pm

DigitalLisa

IceNine said:

Prince might be able to land some shots to the face if he fought me on a pogo stick. biggrin


lol ... that's not funny lol
Okay this is my last post ... promise
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Reply #176 posted 01/10/03 2:32am

Joshy84au

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how much time did u waste compiling this stupid list?
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Reply #177 posted 01/10/03 2:41am

Natsume

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Joshy84au said:

how much time did u waste compiling this stupid list?

OH LORD

I am laughing my fucking ass off as we speak

Can we say ironic??

lol lol lol
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #178 posted 01/10/03 5:02am

IceNine

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Natsume said:

Joshy84au said:

how much time did u waste compiling this stupid list?

OH LORD

I am laughing my fucking ass off as we speak

Can we say ironic??

lol lol lol


Oh, sweet irony!

:LOL:
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Reply #179 posted 01/10/03 5:59am

AzureStar

Natsume said:

Joshy84au said:

how much time did u waste compiling this stupid list?

OH LORD

I am laughing my fucking ass off as we speak

Can we say ironic??

lol lol lol



lol

Perfect!
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