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Reply #60 posted 01/09/03 9:49pm

IceNine

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Christopher said:

IceNine said:

I thought of another one:

43. They would fuck Prince, even if he was broke and drove a Gremlin... even the guys!!!


hey prince in a gremlin is kinda sexy...is it a purple one?


Nope... bondo and primer with an orange hatchback.
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Reply #61 posted 01/09/03 9:50pm

AzureStar

Will think that a poster is Prince if the poster happens to say anyting remotely similar to something they feel Prince would say... and then turn ugly on their ass when they find out they are just a normal person.
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Reply #62 posted 01/09/03 9:50pm

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salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink

No rain and some fires just started around Canberra. Looks like they got everything under control. But you can bet some motherfucker started it.
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Reply #63 posted 01/09/03 9:51pm

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althom said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink

No rain and some fires just started around Canberra. Looks like they got everything under control. But you can bet some motherfucker started it.



Crazy fucking aussies. I thought i saw BKW with a match and a beer! biggrin
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Reply #64 posted 01/09/03 9:51pm

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salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink


Put that towel up on eBay and you'll be set for life! smile
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Reply #65 posted 01/09/03 9:52pm

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IceNine said:

Christopher said:

IceNine said:

I thought of another one:

43. They would fuck Prince, even if he was broke and drove a Gremlin... even the guys!!!


hey prince in a gremlin is kinda sexy...is it a purple one?


Nope... bondo and primer with an orange hatchback.


oh man i love when someone has a ride like that and they put rims on it or tint on the windows like its actually cool lol
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Reply #66 posted 01/09/03 9:52pm

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AzureStar said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink


Put that towel up on eBay and you'll be set for life! smile


Rub it on some anonymous guy's balls first and claim that Prince's nut smell is on it... you will get a MILLION!!!
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Reply #67 posted 01/09/03 9:53pm

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Christopher said:

IceNine said:

Christopher said:

IceNine said:

I thought of another one:

43. They would fuck Prince, even if he was broke and drove a Gremlin... even the guys!!!


hey prince in a gremlin is kinda sexy...is it a purple one?


Nope... bondo and primer with an orange hatchback.


oh man i love when someone has a ride like that and they put rims on it or tint on the windows like its actually cool lol


With hydraulics!
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Reply #68 posted 01/09/03 9:53pm

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IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink


Put that towel up on eBay and you'll be set for life! smile


Rub it on some anonymous guy's balls first and claim that Prince's nut smell is on it... you will get a MILLION!!!


You sure would from Natasha! smile
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Reply #69 posted 01/09/03 9:53pm

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IceNine said:

AzureStar said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink


Put that towel up on eBay and you'll be set for life! smile


Rub it on some anonymous guy's balls first and claim that Prince's nut smell is on it... you will get a MILLION!!!



ROFLMAO... OMG THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD>>> OMG! Its a washcloth, so thats completely doable, omg. must stop typing.
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Reply #70 posted 01/09/03 9:54pm

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salaciousV said:

althom said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink

No rain and some fires just started around Canberra. Looks like they got everything under control. But you can bet some motherfucker started it.



Crazy fucking aussies. I thought i saw BKW with a match and a beer! biggrin


The only thing he would do with a match is light his farts lol
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Reply #71 posted 01/09/03 9:54pm

AzureStar

They will answer any question Prince asks at a concert the "correct" way just so they can get up on stage.
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Reply #72 posted 01/09/03 9:56pm

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I got another one:

49. Would suck a gallon of Yak shit through a crazy straw in order to win tickets to a Prince concert, even though they could buy the tickets from TicketMaster for $50.

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Reply #73 posted 01/09/03 9:57pm

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salaciousV said:

althom said:

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink

No rain and some fires just started around Canberra. Looks like they got everything under control. But you can bet some motherfucker started it.



Crazy fucking aussies. I thought i saw BKW with a match and a beer! biggrin

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You might have seen me with a beer though. wink
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Reply #74 posted 01/09/03 9:57pm

AzureStar

Female fams think that Mani is evil... or whoever Prince happens to be with at the time.

They will scour the internet for private information on him, such as the price he paid for his homes and tax information.
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Reply #75 posted 01/09/03 9:58pm

salaciousV

AzureStar said:

Female fams think that Mani is evil... or whoever Prince happens to be with at the time.

They will scour the internet for private information on him, such as the price he paid for his homes and tax information.



I swear I was just googlin' for prices on homes in Canada, seriously.
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Reply #76 posted 01/09/03 9:59pm

AzureStar

salaciousV said:

AzureStar said:

Female fams think that Mani is evil... or whoever Prince happens to be with at the time.

They will scour the internet for private information on him, such as the price he paid for his homes and tax information.



I swear I was just googlin' for prices on homes in Canada, seriously.



Did you look for one on Bridal drive?

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Reply #77 posted 01/09/03 9:59pm

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I tell you what, azure is right on the money EVERY time. biggrin
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Reply #78 posted 01/09/03 10:00pm

salaciousV

Bridal Drive? They get actual addresses? Shit, I just got the cel number, man, thats wack.
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Reply #79 posted 01/09/03 10:00pm

AzureStar

Purple is the ONLY color to exist.
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Reply #80 posted 01/09/03 10:01pm

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We are really getting a good list! Keep 'em coming, ladies and gentlemen!

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Reply #81 posted 01/09/03 10:01pm

TongueBox

What about the fam that only eats Captain Crunch cereal and prossibly with soy milk.
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Reply #82 posted 01/09/03 10:01pm

AzureStar

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Bridal Drive? They get actual addresses? Shit, I just got the cel number, man, thats wack.


lol
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Reply #83 posted 01/09/03 10:01pm

4LOVE

Thinks he can grind coal into a diamond with his buttcheeks
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Reply #84 posted 01/09/03 10:02pm

AzureStar

bkw said:

I tell you what, azure is right on the money EVERY time. biggrin


That's because I pay attention and giggle at the majority of the posts in the other forums. smile
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Reply #85 posted 01/09/03 10:02pm

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AzureStar must have a list in front of her
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Reply #86 posted 01/09/03 10:02pm

salaciousV

Larry Graham has made Prince a better person *or* Larry Graham is the Devil.

which is it? i forget the fam thinking on this hot topic.
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Reply #87 posted 01/09/03 10:02pm

AzureStar

Easily fall for someone like Mr.Bliss saying he is Prince. smile
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Reply #88 posted 01/09/03 10:03pm

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4LOVE said:

Thinks he can grind coal into a diamond with his buttcheeks


That is my favorite one yet!

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Reply #89 posted 01/09/03 10:03pm

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althom said:

AzureStar must have a list in front of her

or this is some sort of confession. wink
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