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Reply #30 posted 01/09/03 9:32pm

4LOVE

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He is a brilliant actor!


And a great comedian.
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Reply #31 posted 01/09/03 9:32pm

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AzureStar said:

They also think that he is a smooth kisser... even though he looks like he's sucking the face off of the woman.

Hey, I've always thought that too! lol
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #32 posted 01/09/03 9:33pm

origmnd

I think #7 should be taken off.

Add this one---thinks Prince NEVER lies
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Reply #33 posted 01/09/03 9:33pm

AzureStar

He was sexy even back in the days of the g-string, leg warmers and suspenders...
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Reply #34 posted 01/09/03 9:34pm

AzureStar

They've all listened to him since his first album came out, even though they weren't born yet.
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Reply #35 posted 01/09/03 9:35pm

4LOVE

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They've all listened to him since his first album came out, even though they weren't born yet.


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Reply #36 posted 01/09/03 9:37pm

AzureStar

There are at least two bottles of purple ketchup in their home.
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Reply #37 posted 01/09/03 9:37pm

Natsume

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I notice nobody challenged me on "studly." mr.green

I told you, Вы очень красивы.

mr.green
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #38 posted 01/09/03 9:38pm

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--That the albums by Apollonia 6 and Vanity 6 are actually good.

--That Kirky J was a good producer and drummer.

--That Tony M could rap.

--That writing "slave" on his face really stuck it up the record establishment
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #39 posted 01/09/03 9:38pm

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AzureStar said:

There are at least two bottles of purple ketchup in their home.


Unopened and displayed on the fucking mantle!!!

:LOL:
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Reply #40 posted 01/09/03 9:39pm

salaciousV

4LOVE said:

salaciousV said:

Whats this embroiling battle betwixt Karen Black's monster and Shortness?

Splain please, i've been gone for a bit.


That was smooth. I like how you asked that.



I HATE NOT BEING IN ON THE JOKES.

what is the deal, orgnote a sistah or something!
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Reply #41 posted 01/09/03 9:39pm

Anji

AzureStar said:

They also think that he is a smooth kisser... even though he looks like he's sucking the face off of the woman.


Don't diss the Troy scene in the movie hall! woot!
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Reply #42 posted 01/09/03 9:39pm

4LOVE

Got every Prince item,but nothing in their savings account.

Thinks Prince could have played in the NBA.
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Reply #43 posted 01/09/03 9:39pm

bkw

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AzureStar said:

They've all listened to him since his first album came out, even though they weren't born yet.

lol

Yes!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #44 posted 01/09/03 9:41pm

AzureStar

They starve just to attend the Celebration each year so that they can have a glimpse of his royal badness!
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Reply #45 posted 01/09/03 9:41pm

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salaciousV said:

4LOVE said:

salaciousV said:

Whats this embroiling battle betwixt Karen Black's monster and Shortness?

Splain please, i've been gone for a bit.


That was smooth. I like how you asked that.



I HATE NOT BEING IN ON THE JOKES.

what is the deal, orgnote a sistah or something!

I know what you mean hmm
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Reply #46 posted 01/09/03 9:42pm

AzureStar

Fams of all religions will immediately turn to a JW, or whatever faith Prince tends to be into at the time.
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Reply #47 posted 01/09/03 9:42pm

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IceNine said:

30. There are at least two bottles of purple ketchup in their home... unopened and displayed on the fucking mantle.




LMAO lol

I've never even seen this product yet, but if I had one, I'd fucking open it!



(fucking edits!!! hammer )
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Reply #48 posted 01/09/03 9:43pm

4LOVE

althom said:

salaciousV said:

4LOVE said:

salaciousV said:

Whats this embroiling battle betwixt Karen Black's monster and Shortness?

Splain please, i've been gone for a bit.


That was smooth. I like how you asked that.



I HATE NOT BEING IN ON THE JOKES.

what is the deal, orgnote a sistah or something!

I know what you mean hmm


I don't know anything, i'm just having fun with the post.
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Reply #49 posted 01/09/03 9:44pm

salaciousV

althom said:

salaciousV said:

4LOVE said:

salaciousV said:

Whats this embroiling battle betwixt Karen Black's monster and Shortness?

Splain please, i've been gone for a bit.


That was smooth. I like how you asked that.



I HATE NOT BEING IN ON THE JOKES.

what is the deal, orgnote a sistah or something!

I know what you mean hmm



Althom - heres what I got so far... Me thinks that some incredibly short FAM got offended by Karen's Black Monster.. teh monster didn't eat it right and so the short fam told the karen that her monster wasn't very nice and had sharp teeth... Meantime the monster dont give a fuck and is gonna keep chompin' anyway and Karen is pissed that the short FAM looked at her monster and got it engaged in eating stuff its not supposed to!


So Karen and her monster ARE PISSED and are about to bust an internet beatdown on some crazy fam.

Am I right? Am I right?!?!?!? what do i win? I have no idea what I just said.
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Reply #50 posted 01/09/03 9:44pm

AzureStar

They think they are kindred spirits. eek

(this is true... I know this to be fact)
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Reply #51 posted 01/09/03 9:46pm

althom

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salaciousV said:

althom said:

salaciousV said:

4LOVE said:

salaciousV said:

Whats this embroiling battle betwixt Karen Black's monster and Shortness?

Splain please, i've been gone for a bit.


That was smooth. I like how you asked that.



I HATE NOT BEING IN ON THE JOKES.

what is the deal, orgnote a sistah or something!

I know what you mean hmm



Althom - heres what I got so far... Me thinks that some incredibly short FAM got offended by Karen's Black Monster.. teh monster didn't eat it right and so the short fam told the karen that her monster wasn't very nice and had sharp teeth... Meantime the monster dont give a fuck and is gonna keep chompin' anyway and Karen is pissed that the short FAM looked at her monster and got it engaged in eating stuff its not supposed to!


So Karen and her monster ARE PISSED and are about to bust an internet beatdown on some crazy fam.

Am I right? Am I right?!?!?!? what do i win? I have no idea what I just said.


I dont know what you just said either, but it made me laugh lol
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Reply #52 posted 01/09/03 9:46pm

AzureStar

They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.
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Reply #53 posted 01/09/03 9:46pm

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I thought of another one:

43. They would fuck Prince, even if he was broke and drove a Gremlin... even the guys!!!
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Reply #54 posted 01/09/03 9:46pm

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oww oww i got one...!


when you actually liked or take time out to defend that hoe ass "1999NEW MASTER or anything larry did even you tho dont even have his cd"
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Reply #55 posted 01/09/03 9:47pm

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Goddamn, I thought of another:

45. Would drink a cup or Prince's urine or ball sweat like it was a fine wine.
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Reply #56 posted 01/09/03 9:48pm

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IceNine said:

I thought of another one:

43. They would fuck Prince, even if he was broke and drove a Gremlin... even the guys!!!


hey prince in a gremlin is kinda sexy...is it a purple one?
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Reply #57 posted 01/09/03 9:48pm

AzureStar

IceNine said:

Goddamn, I thought of another:

45. Would drink a cup or Prince's urine or ball sweat like it was a fine wine.


lol
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Reply #58 posted 01/09/03 9:48pm

salaciousV

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They will immediately, and without hesitation, drop an enormous amount of money for boots, towels or anything Prince has touched that is up for auction on eBay.



REALLY? i got an a-original towel with the symbol on it and I can't bear to wipe my ass with it. bidding starts at 2g's. smile


Althom - How them fires mate? Any rain yet? (yeah i got a friend who just came back and that is the big topic of conversation) wink
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Reply #59 posted 01/09/03 9:49pm

2the9s

I just skimmed this thread, but I agree...Lovesexy saved my life! lol
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