I'd play Lake Minnetonka...whoever plays Apples can just jump on my face...

roodboi said:

well played Rood, well played

RenHoek said:

Whoever plays Apples better watch out. Here come Dan in a corset and Party City wig.

OK I've got it.

It's called Puprle Rain but pronounced Poodle Rain just 'cos Zombie worked so hard on the opening title sequence. She's our special effects guru and cinematographer.



Scriptwriters are Alej, Protege and Insatiablecream.

The cast so far:

Apples: Alternates between Sammij and evenstar3 (nooobody will be able to tell the transitions!!!)

Apples' Left Breast: c'est moi and boy am I gonna work that part like Meryl Streep!!!

Apples' Right Breast: Nyse
(Ladies we're gonna need more leather on the left breast because I'm a little older than Nyse and I probably sag a bit more...or we could keep it for realism.)

John L: Babynoz (who do you nominate for Prince? Pick the orger you wanna slap around the most.)

Jerome: RenHoek with a kickarse pimp suit and working numerous mirrors

Chick in Dumpster: Julie Purplehead

Puppet in a cup: Johnart (who can also paint the background scenery that will totally kick arse on Graffiti Bridge!!!)

Billy Sparks: JustErin (who happens to have to be in every bloody scene)

OK we need Wendy, Lisa, Morris, Mum, Jill, Chick, Dez, Brenda, Susan, Kim, Bobby, Matt, Brown, Jellybean, Mark, Paul and Jessie.

Oh and of course a cameo by three hot transgender persons to play the GameBoyz.

I think we should also turn it on its heels and screw the Minneapolis angle. Don't wanna get sued after all. It's now set in a karaoke cocktail bar in downtown Tokyo where all drinks are served in test tubes and everyone carries a toy poodle.

Perhaps Mullethairpoodleman and Joyce can play Susan and Brenda? Going with the Tokyo angle they can wear sailor moon suits!

How are we looking so far?
[Edited 10/28/09 1:13am]

sammij said:

Oh SHIT!! Dibs on Francis L!! Just so I can say my FAVORITE line in the movie:
"DON'T I KEEP THE HEAT ON!?!??!?!?!"

Don't know if anybody said Billy Sparks yet, but I would love to be able to play him. I would love to be able to say to Prince, "What the fuck's wrong with you, Kid?" That is my favorite line in Purple Rain; I love it.

psychodelicide said:

JustErin nabbed him already

connorhawke said:

Darn it. Oh well.

psychodelicide said:

you could understudy...

i just wanna play P's mom
so I could switch it around and fuck his pops up.

Be waitin' for him to come home and hide behind the door with a cast iron skillet

I just want one line "Shut up Lisa" and I wan't to inject it into any place I feel like it's needed.

roodboi said:

well played Rood, well played

Deadflow3r said:

Hell yeah this is gonna be art! You can ad lib and inject it into ever scene if you want.

You could even just stand there for the entire film saying it robotically over and over if that's what tickles your fancy

connorhawke said:

I would even comb all of my hair over to one side and spray glue it like that for this opportunity of a lifetime.

I actually should use that line when I am on a thread.

Most underused org lines;

Stop the rain,Jesus, stop the rain!!!!! (when people are pulling a fillabuster on the org - do you have fillabusters in Australia?)

And "Shut-up Lisa" when you got something to say and you think it's even more to the point than what the last person said. Or it could be another term for "I totally agree!!!!" I like that deffinition better.