Paddy is a big fan of 'Bonanza' and his friends convince him to go on 'Mastermind'

So he gets to the show in his donkey jacket and wellies

Magnus says 'name and specialised subject?'

'Patrick O'Flanagan, Bonanza'

Magnus says 'Bonanza? This is Mastermind it's a bit high brow you should choose something more intellectual religion or something?'

'All I know is Bonanza'

'We'll do religion. I'll make it easy for you. Who was the first man on earth?'

Paddy:- 'Little Joe?'

Magnus:- 'No it was Adam'

Paddy:- 'Well it had to be one of the Cartwright brothers'

i liked it.

Well it's one more response than I expected.