^^^Everyone actually wanted me to DJ the Christmas party next.

I said, "no."

I guess in Connor's spirit of things, here's a not-pretty-but-funny picture that makes me always laugh.


Anyways, I was asked to DJ a halloween Party for my Squadron in the Air Force (in Tampa), and despite the fact that I had no experience and the only reason they asked me to was the First Sergeant thought I was hilarious, I agreed.

I got there 2 hours early to set things up (Because I'm a professional and shit), and realized as I was setting things up that the beer keg for the party was already there, set up and ready to go.....

2 hours later when the first guest arrived, I was completely pissed

I played (and I have no memory of this--my friends had to tell me) Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' 6 times in one hour (sometimes twice in a row)

When when the someone requested country I would only play about 30 seconds of the song before announcing "I can't take this shit anymore" and playing the goddamned Smiths

Anyways, I went as "Baby New Year", but by the time my friend Lisa took this picture, I was already sloshed beyond recognition and I had to change my tight pink shirt for a standard black one, which was just as fine because I *do* remember stepping out of the venue hall to go down to the Officer's Club to take a piss. It never occured to me that the rest of the facilities would be 'business as usual' so imagine my dressed in diapers and a bonnet walking passed Air Force and Marine officers playing pool. It was grand


Anyways, the guy that's behind me is Jerry. He didn't bring a costume so I forced him to use one of the 11 or so remaining diapers from my diaper bag, which he wore on his head. It made him look like a KKK knight, which didn't sit well with my First Sergeant.


I know this means fuck-all to you folks, but it's cracking my ass up just typing this



[Edited 10/27/09 22:00pm]

johnart said:

Huh? I don't get it

Is you making the fun of me Englishes?

Imago said:

Heck I'd hire "Baby New Year" for my parties!

You look like you're having serious trouble in that second pic

Imago said:

Brilliant!

connorhawke said:

Yes I was making fun of your Englishes.

Not pretty but funny? Now ur talkin my language...

Ahhh, Vegas!

ultrablue said:

I *WISH* I could remember what Smiths songs I played. My friend Bill, who attended, told me I played a bunch of them, but he doesn't remember.

God, I'm hoping I played Some Girls are Bigger than Others twice in a row or some shit.

Yes, late night drinking was involved.

Yes, late night drinking was involved.

johnart said:

oohhhhh I like the room!

johnart said:

Oh mahhhh gawww


Imagine walking in on this mess!

johnart said:

Calf muscles!!

Did you all can-can?

ultrablue said:

I *WISH* I could remember what Smiths songs I played. My friend Bill, who attended, told me I played a bunch of them, but he doesn't remember.

God, I'm hoping I played Some Girls are Bigger than Others twice in a row or some shit.

connorhawke said:

We were gonna runway, but I think our gal pal needed support. Check out the right foot about to go.

johnart said:

I'm laughing so hard

My old drag still brings a lot of joy.

I like to call this next selection:

WHEN JOHNART BABYSITS

ultrablue said:

No, I can't bring myself to do it. I just can't.

Imago said:

They taste surprisingly bland.And I expected the tail end to be much "meatier" but it wasn´t. Very cheap though.

peb319 said:

It blows my mind that you're like 2 minutes walk from my house

There's also another orger who lives in my neighborhood. I mean, 10 houses down.

Well...You did ask!

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