What it means:

USA
UNITED KINGDOM
AUSTRALIA

What you are:
Yank
Pom, Limey
Aussie

Where you live:
The States
Blightey
Down Under, OZ

Hello:
Hi, how're ya doin'? Wazzup?
'Ello, love. Howz ya
G'day, Mate


Good-bye:
See ya, So Long, Later, Late
Cheerio, In a bit
Cheers

When Surprised:
Hot DAMN! No Way! Shut Up!
Bloody HELL!
Bloody OATH!

When Surprised 2:
Holy Smoke! Oh my gosh! Oh my God!
Cor Blimey!
Strewth!

When Angry, Upset:
Bummed out!:
Bugger!
Bugger! Sodding hell! Sod that!

When sympathetic:
Bummer!
Crap, eh?
Blind!


Upset:
In a tizzy
Gutted Spit the dummy
Miffed

Friend:
Buddy, Pal, Chum
Mate
Mate, Sport, Cobber


Nice person:
Sweetheart, Doll, Peach , Sweetey
Star
Bonzor, top chick/guy

Dumb insignificant person:
Dork
Twit, Tosser
Timmy Dope,

Boy:
Guy
Bloke, lad
Bloke


Girl:
Chick
Bird
Sheila


Pretty Girl:
hottie, Babe
Dish, Scrummy girly, fit, Well nice
Spunk, hottee


Kid:
Rug rat, Brat, munchkin
Ankle Snapper
Ankle Snapper, ankle biter


Have sex:
Get it on
Bonk, Bang, Shag, Up the duff
Bonk, root, shag


Breasts:
Hooters, titties
Knockers
norks, hooters, boobs


Balls:
Kahones
Bollocks
Apricots, Agots


Penis:
Pecker, Willy, Todger (edit!)
Donger, Knob
Knob

Urinate:
take a leak
Spend a penny, waz
Piss, take a slash

Toilet:
Can, John
Loo, bog, vanslash.com
Bog, Dunny


Break wind:
Fart
Trump
Fart

Mouth:
Trap
Gob
Bung hole


Bottom:
Ass, Tush
Arse, bum
Arse


Naked:
Bare-assed, in the buff
Starkers, on the butt
Starkers, bollocks

Silly:
Wacked
Daft
Fruit loop


Idiot:
Dipstick, Dumbass
Git, twit
Bert, Dag, Drongo


Crazy:
Nuts, Bonkers, kooky
Off yer head
Berko


Tired:
Beat
Knackered
Bushed

Sleep:
Catch some Zs
Doss, have a lie down
Kip


Food:
Chow, Grub, Grubbage
Nosh
Tucker

Eat:
Chow down, pig out, Mack
Chew on some grub
Graze

Die:
Croak, push up daisies, bought the farm, keeled over, assumed room temperature
Snuff it, kick the bucket, deaded
Dood

Lazy Person:
Couch potato
Bone idle
Bludger

Sure thing:
No-brainer
Dead Cert
Given


Mistake:
Screw up
Bugger up, Cock up
Bugger Up

Police:
Pigs, Cops
Copper
Blue heeler, Pigs



beer:
Brewsky
Pint
Piss, Amber Fluid


Drunk:
Loaded, sloshed
Pissed, Plastered
Blotto

Vomit:
Barf, blow chunks, heave
Honk
Chunder, drive the porcelain bus, shout into the ceramic megaphone, spitting chips


Money:
Bread, Dough, green, moolah
Tom, Quid, squid
Moolah, Dosh, dough


Honest truth:
Totally
Honest, Guv'ner
Fair dinkum


A lot of something:
Loads, scads
tons
Sh*t loads


A look at something:
Look-see
Shufti, Butchers Dekko, Gander
Check it

Get a tan:
Catch some rays
Worship the sun god, catch rays, fry
Catch a tan

Fancy:
Glitzy
Posh
Snazzy



Disgusting, horrible:
Gross
Horrid, Dodgy
Grotty, Rank, feral



Arrive Somewhere:
Show up
Turn up
Rock up


Clothes:
Threads
Duds, gear
Duds


Relax:
Chill out, hang loose
Cool it
hang out, veg


Hit someone:
Smack upside the head, a crack, nail
Box his head in
Knuckle Sandwich


Fight:
Brawl
Punch up, bust yer up
Barney, Biffo


Steal:
Rip off
Nick
Bail up


Get caught:
Nabbed
Nicked
Busted, screwed


Kiss:
Make out
Snog, get off
Pash


Beautiful, good:
Fab, cool
Smashing, cracking
Beaut


Great, fantastic:
Awesome
Ace, wicked
Rip Snorter, ripper

Party:
Rave
Bash
Rage


No:
Nope
nair, ner
Neh

Yes:
Yeah, Yah
Aye, yep, yeh, uh-huh
Yeh


When something is finished:
Done deal
Bob's your uncle
Bob's your uncle


Told you it was long
[This message was edited Thu Jan 9 16:47:59 PST 2003 by Lleena]
[This message was edited Thu Jan 9 17:30:52 PST 2003 by Lleena]
[This message was edited Thu Jan 9 17:38:20 PST 2003 by Lleena]

(Llee...)

teller said:

(Tell...)

I especially like: "Gutted Spit the dummy" and "Bob's your uncle".

(Yay, Llee)

I like "aye" for yes...

teller said:

Forget it.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 9 16:40:29 PST 2003 by AzureStar]

Dont forget Cockney Rhyming Slang too

Much love Pochacco

AzureStar said:

<---wonders what he missed

This thread is feral.

teller said:

Don't worry, you didn't miss much.

(stop stabbing yourself!)

shouldn't 'todger' be up in there somewhere?

2the9s said:

Bugger!

"Mumu" in cockney is "XxAxX."

heh heh

Lleena said:

Strewth!

XxAxX said:

todger is up there now!

A favorite of mine: "Go on!" is British for, "oh please, do you really expect me to believe that?"

2the9s said:

well in that case, that XxAxX looks nicer on you than it did on me, mumu-boy

Teller, rate my thread..

This reminds me of Parliamo Glasgow by Scottish comedian Stanley Baxter. What follows is a copy-and-paste of the best example I could find at this time of night. It includes other non-Baxter examples.

Just take it slowly. Good luck.

Agotfairdrookit = I got very wet.
Ahhivnigoteonymerr = I dont have any more.
Amfairscunnert = I am so fed up.
Amnorichtintheheid = I am not right in the head.
Arerrterratraferr = A good time at the fair.
(Glasgow holiday starts the 1st Friday after the 12th of July)
Awaanboilyirheid = Off you go and boil your head
Geesa = Give me a...
Geesaboattlaskoosh = Give me a bottle of pop
Geeswanoyerfagsahvranoot = Give me one of your cigarettes I have ran out
Gerapunabuttafurramura = Get a pound of butter for your Mother.
Girowrhereanstopyirmoochinaboot = Get over here and stop hanging about.
Gerruptheweansgreetin = Get up the babies crying.
Gonnaegeeratclownadun = Are you going to give that clown a hard slap
Gonnaenodaerat = Please do not do that.
Gonnaepirritinapoke = Are you going to put it in a paper bag.
Hawhenfanciastotroontheflair. = Hello lady do you fancy a dance.
Hawhenhayaweeseat = Hello lady have a seat
Hawjimmy = Hey you over there (usually a man)
Hawmawthrowmedoonajeelypiece = Hey Mother throw me down a jam sandwich.
Hesaglakiteedjit = He is a stupid looking idiot.
Hesarightwarmer = He is really stupid.
Hootsmonitsabrawbrichtminlichtnichtthenicht = Hello it is a beautiful bright moon light night tonight.
Howzitgaun = How is it going.
Isinitoon = Not in this town
Maheidsburstin = I have a sorehead
Maheidsbirrlin = My head is spinning.
Smashinintit = very good is it not
Sowererr = Over there
Stoatinaffthegrun = It's raining very hard and it's bouncing off the ground.
Suppacloas = Up the close (tenement building)
Watchooterrapolis = Watch out there is the police.
Whitaherrie = What a slack looking woman.
Whitasmasher = What a good looking (usually a woman)
Whitshurheiddain = What is her hair like.
yirameallimoothedscunner = You are a slevering mouthed offputing person.
Yirsimmitismawkit = Your vest is dirty.
Yirteethshinginoottaedry = Your mouth is open.

Gonnaegeeratclownadun = Are you going to give that clown a hard slap


this is good to know

mcmeekle said:

2the9s said:

Ahhh, sweet sounds to my ears.

(Llee... I am out of orgnotes... but, thank you)

Lleena said:

Isn't "knob" Brit slang too? Led Zeppelin was being threatened legally by someone named Countess Von Zeppelin (close, if not the exact name) because they had the name "Zeppelin." So the lads in Zeppelin played a gig as The Knobs once. 'Tis true.


Ahhh, the very first time I heard the word "chunder" was in the Men At Work song "Down Under."


Many folks in the States say "moolah" too.

Knob is British slang too and moolah must be U.S slang too.

(Editing For Yuper)

Supernova said:

Yes, you are right. Ben Elton does whole skits about knobs.




We also say "spitting chips".




I think that is very common. Australians actually say "dough" more than what is listed.

Lleena said:

Yup.

Edited for BKW!

Hey, I'm disapointed. U 4got some words 4 barf-buick,puke- can anybody tink 'o' any others?Hehehe.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

I will add them, they are American right?