Protege said:

I have extra time on my hands for it right now too, and I was already available 24 hours a day to do poodleman photoshops. Now I can do 'em 25/8 baby!

Fauxie said:

afuckingmessing

my brother told me when we were at the mall that he's convinced the mullet haired poodle man was a sometime mall santa. i just felt like that needed saying.

Fauxie said:

I'm burned out

The pace of these is too frequent.

I had no clue when the first poodleman photoshop thread was created that only 6 months later a new one would be created. Then 2 after that one within the same year.

lawd.
















Besides, I'm working on this new photoshop concept called "Hairy Bear Photoshop".

Let me know what you guys think:

Protege said:

It sounds plausible so I'm going to go ahead and take it as fact.

Imago said:

It definitely has potential.

Imago said:

i think i'm going to die

You need to share the .png of that guy.

Fauxie said:

ok, I'll upload it.


here's one that demonstrates the comedy and masturbatory potential of this concept:

It's so sad that one of the first things that crossed my mind when I saw that was 'ah, he desaturated the hairy bear guy so that his skin tone would better fit with mine'.

Fauxie said:

lawd

Fauxie said:

I did a lot of things to it.
I moved him back by a 'virtual' foot from his original position and had to clone stamp the bed and desk to fill in the missing space. I then desaturated him and changed the contrast/light (as I did with yours).

I lense-blured him, created a duplicate layer, then erased the layer over his face so it would appear sharpened compared to the rest of his body too---creating sort of a narrow focus effect.

I put a lot of thought into that stupid picture




Very sad, indeed !!!



Here's the layered .psd file: https://www.yousendit.com...b0FLSkE9PQ

I'm actually laughing out loud at the hairy bear, so I do feel he has some potential here on the org. Maybe not Norieago or Poodleman potential, but that's really setting the bar way to far in the heavens.

Imago said:

It sounds a lot like the tweaks I do though, except I don't work with layers and instead have a crude way of doing it involving using .png files with transparent backgrounds done in PS and opening them in ACDSee as watermarks to place on the background pics. I wish I could do it all in PS but I just don't know how!

Hang on, so I'll have to erase the background around him and make it transparent so it's just him.

BTW, I'm so glad I have that picture on my computer and will shortly spend a significant amount of time with the image open, concentrating closely on it in detail, caressing his bare ass with my cursor as I use the eraser tool.

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HUHUHUH said:

Oh mah gahhhhh.... It's starting !!!

Fauxie said:

:Appalachian-ass-deathing:

lawd, this thread just got so much more amessing.

i can't breathe right now, i'm laughing so hard.

Start the thread, Dan. It's time.

oh yeah. where the fuck is that picture from

Fauxie said:

OMG, you start it. I'm not taking credit for that insanity.

Imago said:

They expect it from you!!

It's a shame there isn't a way for two people to start a thread at the same time. Like a sort of joined up post, you know?

I don't even think that makes sense.

BenaimanBawkah said:

Oh shit, you start it!

Fauxie and I are always only about 2 posts away from perma-banned status, but you're fresh.

Protege said:

rushing07 posted it on some photowhore thread.

I loved the guy's face, and thought it would make a great photoshop thread.


I think it should be an overall 'bear' photoshop though--and not just that one specific bear. But then again, what do I know...I honestly thought there would only be 10 posts on the orginal mullet haired poodle man thread.

Imago said:

yeah beyonce, start the thread.