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Thread started 10/23/09 8:17pm

funkpill

A Man Was Sick And Tired Of Going To Work Every Day

While his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day



God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman..
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,


Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank
to make a deposit,


Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced
the check book.
He cleaned the cat ' s litter box
and bathed the dog....
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, And sweep and mop
the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do
their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops
and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
and, though his daily chores
weren ' t finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said:

Lord, I don ' t know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
wife ' s being able to stay
home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen! '



The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

' My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
things back to the way
they were.
You ' ll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night. ' confused
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Reply #1 posted 10/23/09 9:44pm

DesireeNevermi
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falloff love it!!!!!
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Reply #2 posted 10/23/09 9:56pm

noimageatall

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clapping clapping worship lol

"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #3 posted 10/23/09 9:57pm

DesireeNevermi
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that's one helluva TURD!!
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Reply #4 posted 10/23/09 9:58pm

nurseV

Funkpill that was a goodie falloff
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Reply #5 posted 10/23/09 10:22pm

veronikka

falloff
Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #6 posted 10/23/09 10:45pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Heh heh I love that one!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug martini
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #7 posted 10/23/09 11:20pm

peb319

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eek

falloff








giggle
sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #8 posted 10/24/09 12:07am

ThreadBare

shake
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Reply #9 posted 10/24/09 3:04am

myfavorite

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.. choo mean post-de-wall, me still aslatta im to gotta be, yano??...lol hug
THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #10 posted 10/24/09 3:19am

AndGodCreatedM
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lol
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Reply #11 posted 10/24/09 3:39am

paintedlady

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clapping
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Reply #12 posted 10/24/09 8:55am

prb

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bow
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #13 posted 10/24/09 9:01am

missmad

nice!
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Reply #14 posted 10/24/09 7:47pm

psychodelicide

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falloff This funny joke proves that sometimes the grass is not always greener on the other side.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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