paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:

You forgot weezypenises

phimosezsezesez.....

SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:

phimosezsezesez.....

paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:

what?!! It's spanglish! Maria purisima!

SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:

what?!! It's spanglish! Maria purisima!

Don't play. You know the images that word conjures up. I thought we were cool.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

babynoz said:

Sometimes I like to make up my own words just for jokey jokes.

At work sometimes I'll say subpenises when I mean subpoena and when a coworker corrects me I'll say yeah, that's what I said. Then they'll say no and repeat what I said. Then I just keep saying yeah, that's what I said until they eventually catch onto the joke.

I do not play that joke when court is in session or in front of the judge.

I do that two. I'm notorious for transposing the first syllable of words with similar meaning. I'm a savant with that shit cuz I do it all the time without thinking.

The latest one is "confuzzled" a combo of confused and puzzled.

Also, I always say "I'ma let ya make it" which must be a Southern thing cuz nobody on the Org ever understands what it means, which is I'll let you slide.
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DesireeNevermind said:

JarviusLovesexy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

NOW LOOK HERE


Phimosis is a bad word. Ya hear me? It's bad. Not Mika Jekson bad but Weezy/Ying Yang Twins/Lil John/Hugh Heffner/Homeless Man on the prowl bad.


Y'all need to stop using that word unless it's as a defense against an attacker.

for example:

Get away from me I have mace and phimosis!!!!

Look! Phimosis is coming!!!!!


Help! Help! Phimosis!!!

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

NOW LOOK HERE


Phimosis is a bad word. Ya hear me? It's bad. Not Mika Jekson bad but Weezy/Ying Yang Twins/Lil John/Hugh Heffner/Homeless Man on the prowl bad.


Y'all need to stop using that word unless it's as a defense against an attacker.

for example:

Get away from me I have mace and phimosis!!!!

Look! Phimosis is coming!!!!!


Help! Help! Phimosis!!!

or something REALLY ugly.. for example, nasty toe ash... "damn does is some phimosissy ass feet".... "girlfriend was hooked on meth and mouf got all phimosisissy, we call her Jackie-o-lanternz now" .... "dropped a gorrilla in the toilet and it looked like phimosis gone wild"... or "those shoes hurt my feet so bad they phimosisized on my feetz"

OK I'm done.

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

or something REALLY ugly.. for example, nasty toe ash... "damn does is some phimosissy ass feet".... "girlfriend was hooked on meth and mouf got all phimosisissy, we call her Jackie-o-lanternz now" .... "dropped a gorrilla in the toilet and it looked like phimosis gone wild"... or "those shoes hurt my feet so bad they phimosisized on my feetz"

OK I'm done.

oh dayum my belly is aching

DesireeNevermind said:

DesireeNevermind said:

NOW LOOK HERE


Phimosis is a bad word. Ya hear me? It's bad. Not Mika Jekson bad but Weezy/Ying Yang Twins/Lil John/Hugh Heffner/Homeless Man on the prowl bad.


Y'all need to stop using that word unless it's as a defense against an attacker.

for example:

Get away from me I have mace and phimosis!!!!

Look! Phimosis is coming!!!!!


Help! Help! Phimosis!!!

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

NOW LOOK HERE


Phimosis is a bad word. Ya hear me? It's bad. Not Mika Jekson bad but Weezy/Ying Yang Twins/Lil John/Hugh Heffner/Homeless Man on the prowl bad.


Y'all need to stop using that word unless it's as a defense against an attacker.

for example:

Get away from me I have mace and phimosis!!!!

Look! Phimosis is coming!!!!!


Help! Help! Phimosis!!!

or something REALLY ugly.. for example, nasty toe ash... "damn does is some phimosissy ass feet".... "girlfriend was hooked on meth and mouf got all phimosisissy, we call her Jackie-o-lanternz now" .... "dropped a gorrilla in the toilet and it looked like phimosis gone wild"... or "those shoes hurt my feet so bad they phimosisized on my feetz"

OK I'm done.

DesireeNevermind said:

If you have sex with a dude that has Phimosis...is it technically phucking? phimucking? sexual phimoticourse?





ok back to jargon





you are durrty = you are out of line


you are hyped and/or crunked = you are WAY out of line


Ima start snappin' = I will beat your ass because you are out of line.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

If you have sex with a dude that has Phimosis...is it technically phucking? phimucking? sexual phimoticourse?





ok back to jargon





you are durrty = you are out of line


you are hyped and/or crunked = you are WAY out of line


Ima start snappin' = I will beat your ass because you are out of line.

"sexual phimorticourse" Really, Desi, what's wrong witchu??? A "normal" person's mind don't function like this, right here.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

"sexual phimorticourse" Really, Desi, what's wrong witchu??? A "normal" person's mind don't function like this, right here.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I just wanna know what the condition is so we can have a telethon or some shit cuz you is one spayshul gurl.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

I just wanna know what the condition is so we can have a telethon or some shit cuz you is one spayshul gurl.

I want 45% plus an extra 15% for all the sad photos I gotta take. I should walk around bare foot for added sympathy and maybe feed some lil baby mush out of a paint bucket. We shall call the ailment "jargonitus". It afflicts 1 out of 5 orgers.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I want 45% plus an extra 15% for all the sad photos I gotta take. I should walk around bare foot for added sympathy and maybe feed some lil baby mush out of a paint bucket. We shall call the ailment "jargonitus". It afflicts 1 out of 5 orgers.

Fine, as long as I get 35% for "operating expenses"

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Fine, as long as I get 35% for "operating expenses"

you mean operatin' spensis

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

rytcher



Have a seat rytcher

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

"AND YOU STILL ONA CLOCK!!"