I know I'm going to get in trouble for saying this, but some ass beatin' is in order.

Imago said:

Kiddo was weeping over a sodium packet



this can't be life

bboy87 said:

Did you see the one with the kid that freaks out over myspace?

Imago said:

NO! POST IT NOW!

and @ them pronouncing it "Roman" noodles

bboy87 said:

This kid needs and ass whoopin too!

Imago said:

my ears are bleeding

and bravo for the vocabulary I didn't start using "You know damn straight" until I was in my late teens


and did he say "DIE! ROT IN THE GROUND!"


I'm scared of this little crumbsnatcher

bboy87 said:

OMG you just made me laugh out loud and spit out my cheesy ramen noodles all over my jones new york blouse. ooooh ima have to woop ya for dat. but dayum i can relate cuz you know them noodles just don't taste right without the flavor packet and them little dried veggies and spices and shit. He was well within his right to throw a tantrum. Kudos to that little public assistance brat!!!

For the record, I'm only kidding about the ass whoopin.



I alway sense these kids have been antagonized previous to the scenes, meaning...they were conditioned to react this way.

this is why seatshops aren't really that bad of an idea...just sayin'

DesireeNevermind said:

I would strong arm a muthafucka or two over some Jose Ole Taquitos though

I remember going off on my brother and his friend for eating my bag of Pizza Rolls and sharing them with people. I come home and my pizza rolls, doritos, and soda is being shared like a church fellowhip potlock. I went off!

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

One of his friends said "Umm...you want some of mine?"

I was like "You and your ashy lipped girlfriend need to get the fuck up off my couch before this house's value rate gets any more lower"

and you damn right I told my mom! His ass wasn't supposed to have people over anyway

bboy87 said:

***can't breathe***

DesireeNevermind said:

I got stories

like how when my mom was at work, my brother kicked me out of our apartment to bone this girl, making me miss Dragonball Z


so I notified all his friends and had them sitting in front of the window

bboy87 said:

OMG!!!!! you didn't!!

I don't know why I like ramen
I just do
Woo hoo hoo
hoo hoo

I've got to taste your inside my mouth
I keep your package beside my bed
Livin' in a world of tasty treats
I can't get you out of my head uh
I've been waiting for the lunch time all morning
Why you wanna taste so good
I got a bowl of my own babe
I shouldn't get so hung up on you

I remember the way that you taste
I wish I didn't like it so much uh

Chorus:
I get so emotional baby
Everytime I think of ramen
I get so emotional baby
Ain't it shocking what noodles can do
Ain't it shocking what noodles can do
Ain't it shocking what noodles can do (hee)

I gotta watch you boil in the pot baby
I gotta watch you pour out (noo noo)
I like the wiggly way you move
And when i'm finished I just wipe my mouth (shoosh)

DesireeNevermind said:

Yes I did, I was like 12 or 13, I came home from school, did my homework and was getting my snacks ready for Toonami (my mom at the time worked real late until 8 but didn't get home until 9 or 10 because of where she worked). My oldest brother was at work so it was me and my other older bro. 30 minutes before Dragonball Z starts, he tells me "You gotta go, I'm gonna have company" I refuse and we proceed to get into an argument

I get mad and right when I'm about to leave, her come this lil ghetto rat walking in the door, I get the memo and leave.

So It's 5pm and ALL my friends are in the house watching Dragonball Z....ALL of them...except me I go to my brother's job and tell him but he doesn't have a key...so I say "I'm gonna get this muthafucka" I go around telling all his friend he was in the house bonin' some girl and the window curtains were open.....next I know, there's an audience sitting around our back porch

dude was clowned for months for that....and to add damage to the wound, I told my mom that weekend and came up with a backstory about how she knew without saying I told her

OnlyNDaUsa said:

bboy87 said:

I fuckin' love that

LMAO @ lil ghetto rat walking in the door

DesireeNevermind said:

The story was so good that he didn't even know it was made up until I told him 3 years ago

He was a punk back then, he jumped me in front of his friends and would clown me to make himself look cooler

No surprize ... look ( listen ) to the adults (?) around him ...

Somebody give that kid aa BRA!

I feel his pain... When i was living with some girlfriends i came home one night after work to find out those bitches ate all my chex mix and diet pepsi!!
I had no money and that was my dinner!! Lets just say they still remember that eepisode 20 plus years later!!

Imago said:

Everybody in that damn apartment needs an ass whippin'.

If I dropped F-bombs like that in front of my folks, I wouldn't be here today.

uPtoWnNY said:

I was 30 some years old and my dad heard me say the F word and he jumped all over me! I woulda got a ass beatin 4 sure if i EVER spoke or raised my voice like that!

Someone taught him to act that way and they must be so proud!

Imago said:

I wasn't.

Like mama used to say when I acted the fool, "I'm going to have your father straighten your ass out!".

I find this really, really disturbing. This is like humiliation porn.

Why are we exposing children in what is obviously a weak and emotionally charged moment? Especially considering we are assuming people are laughing at this?




I don't get it.