PunkMistress said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Yes, No, Yes.

PunkMistress said:

I guess I don't think pussy is as gross as U may think it is.
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Acted as Christian Bale during roleplay sex. It wasn't my idea, but it was an experience. I might point out for those of you who may be unaware that I am female.

Slept on the sidewalk outside the Gare du Nord in Paris in the rain whilst listening to a homeless man scream in French at an invisible dog.

Narrowly avoided a horde of screaming Robert Pattinson fangirls by ducking into a shoe store. On two seperate occasions.

meow85 said:

Did you see him in the film "Mio and the Land of Faraway"?

ZombieKitten said:

Nope. A kid's movie, I take it?

The alarming part of my Christian Bale evening was that it was inspired by a viewing of American Psycho. My guy at the time was all, "Hey, we should do it and you should be Christian Bale for me." I laughed. Then I realized he was serious, and went for it.

If I ever meet Mr. Bale I am so telling him I got to be fucked as him. I'm sure he'd appreciate the tale.

meow85 said:

when he was a kid himself, sooooo cute! I was watching snippets last night so I was thinking of him as a child when you said that!

ZombieKitten said:

Oh, Jeebus no!

Definitely psycho killer yuppie Bale.








I want to pinch Li'l Batsy's cheeks.
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meow85 said:

I read the book, I'm too scared to see American Psycho, but I'd love to see the business card scene

Been stuck between rioting students and riot police in South Korea.

ZombieKitten said:

That scene is GREAT. It's the one that, even with all the blood and prostitutes, sticks out. I remember that first everytime.



experience/history tells me that the scene doesn't live up to what the book probably brings forth.

The anxiety attack it brings forth is great cinema, acted out well, shot well, lit well...it kind of summarizes the whole movie.

BobGeorge909 said:

but really it's soooo dumb
all their cards are ugly!!!! :loL:
thanks!!!

lazycrockett said:

I lost my virginity in a cememetry

ZombieKitten said:

I love it, cuz that's kinda the point...how something asooo dumb and trivial can have such an effect on his actions and feelings. A real insight into the mind of an actual psycho killer/serial killer. The things that warp their mind and their lack of ability to cope with society and it's effects on them and their actions.

it's all kind of summarized in that minute:thirty
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PREDOMINANT said:

that's fuckin creepy....talk about the "circle of life" tho...
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I have done a lot of stuff, but I can't think of anything in particular. I would imagine at least one person here can match most things.

Been up to my shoulder in pig!!!

Long story but a sow was having difficulties and was dying because one of her piglets was twisted inside her and the others were backing up.

Warm water, soapy arm and in we go.....

All turned out fine in the end


And you were worried I thought this was the 'fisting' thread

purpledoveuk said:

that beyond fisting...that SHOULDERING!

BobGeorge909 said:

I'm pretty sure I've licked more pussy than you have, so no, that's not the issue.

It's taking your old-ass, dried-up, last-night, random-ho sex juice and waving it under another dude's nose that's fucking gross. Not pussy.

PREDOMINANT said:

In a unlocked mausoleum with your same sex best friend @ 3 in the morning?

PunkMistress said:

OMG your HILARIOUS! Im seriously LOLing!!

PunkMistress said:

exactly!!!!

walked down the streets of Korea Town in LA in full drag at 2am

ehuffnsd said:

PREDOMINANT said:

really? that is weird? I lost mine in a vagina!

well ok it was a stuffed raggedy ann doll.... or it might have been andy.
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This:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

did you find it again?

noepie said:

I have not done that with a Great White but I have swam, snorkeled, scuba dove with other sharks.

^^^ I very nearly had a heart attack there, I have serious shark-phobia.

I don't know whether this counts because I didn't actually go but a few weekends ago I was approached by a very tall and beautiful woman in a club who handed me a leaflet inviting me to an audition to be a burlesque dancer, it was all very mysterious. The audition was at 7:00am the next morning (a sunday) what a strange time for a burlesque audition

* I (also) did it (twice) in a cemetary.
* Spent 5 days in a psych ward.
* Got my then strictly Anglophone self stuck in the tiniest elevator ever in Paris and couldn't communicate with the strictly Francophone people outside. I had to totally trust their goodwill and common sense.
* Officiated my best friends' wedding.
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