tinaz said:

I'm over it now. He was a manipulative predator asshole.

Imago said:

wiki-wiki-wha-wha-

Posted information of questionable credibility on the internet.

Shot my come on another man's dick and then sucked it off until he came.

vainandy said:

so.

lazycrockett said:

Suppose it's better than shooting another man and then sucking him off until you came

Seen a sex show in bangkok with these gay go-go boys where having sex with each other (originally dressed in an Egyptian Pharaoh theme) and the climax of the even was when , completely naked they shagged wildly to Paula Abdul songs.

took shelter from the rain under the wing of an A380

sent a parcel in 2006 that was returned to me RTS today, only 3 years later

Camping in the desert alone on Millenial New Year's Eve.

On duty inside the rope at Yitzhak Rabin's lying in state.

Shaken hands with Shimon Peres.

ZombieKitten said:

What was in it? Natto?

If so you can probably still eat it!

connorhawke said:

I think the natto escaped and strangled the postman

I once asked a Bay City Roller if he was the one who fiddled with kids..he told me it was the manager but when I got home i checked the internet and it was him.
Liar.
He has a caravan near my local but I havent seen him in the pub since.

Seen a sex show in bangkok with these gay go-go boys where having sex with each other (originally dressed in an Egyptian Pharaoh theme) and the climax of the even was when , completely naked they shagged wildly to Paula Abdul songs.

Had dinner inside the former Versace mansion in South Beach, with Gianni before his passing...

Speared my own fish for dinner at the Cuisinart resort in Anguilla on some private island right off its' coast...

Seen a Jackson semi-nude while dressing them...

Worked for the offices of German Playboy...

Been hit on by Lauren Hutton...

been in and out of Hitler era/WW2 bunkers in Germany

???must be more but I'm unfocused right now

Ottensen said:

I so want to hang out with Ottie.

ThreadBare said:

ditto.

paintedlady said:

Except for the near-naked Jackson & Playboy bit. But the spear-fishing and all that other stuff, indeed.

Mushanga said:

You've done this too, or you're just high-fiving me for doing it?

I was picking up one of my clients this morning (I work w/ adults who have developmental disabilities), and he was sitting outside chatting with his neighbor as he waited for the van. The neighbor was an elderly Latino man in a motorized wheelchair who only had one leg and was walking his two little dogs on leashes. As we pulled up, he was yelling "Callate!" (shut up) to the pups. He then looked up at my coworker and me and said in heavily accented English, "You girls are on a BEEYOOTIFUL mission! God bless you!"



It totally brought tears to my eyes that this guy who obviously has such a rough time of it took time out of his day to bestow a blessing on us. I said a little prayer for that adorable old fucker.

Mushanga said:

Replied before your edit.



I always think to myself, my kids are one head-injury away from needing that type of care, and how would I want them to be treated? All of my clients have fresh, dry, sweet-smelling booties when I'm done with them. If you couldn't take care of your own booty, wouldn't you want someone to do the same?

PunkMistress said:

Old ppl are so precious...

I once took care of an old lady who had dementia gone so far that she could speak in any other way than swearing and cursing.
You could tell when she was asking for help "fucking, son of a?", really angry from something "fucking, son of a...!!!" or said thank you "fucking, son of a"...