Read this thread, replied using an iPhone whilst taking a poo


Almost done

ran 5 half marathons and one 5k trail run...

Stepped into a boxing ring.....with pros.

Graycap23 said:

As a.....referee?

Number23 said:

Fighter.

Graycap23 said:

Aren't we all, darling.

Number23 said:

Imago said:

co-

roodboi said:

loopback co-co-

Number23 said:

?? I must have missed the joke.

Number23 said:

Imago said:

wiki-wiki-wha-wha-

I don't get it.

You guys are such nerds.

Had a job where one of my duties was watering the rock garden....which had no plants.

We also served sushi made out of fish semen.
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I worked in a cave for a data storage company.

purpledoveuk said:

Kissed Smokey Robinson behind the stage in the dark
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PunkMistress said:

Whistling and singing while I wipe.
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Mushanga said:

You've done this too, or you're just high-fiving me for doing it?

I was picking up one of my clients this morning (I work w/ adults who have developmental disabilities), and he was sitting outside chatting with his neighbor as he waited for the van. The neighbor was an elderly Latino man in a motorized wheelchair who only had one leg and was walking his two little dogs on leashes. As we pulled up, he was yelling "Callate!" (shut up) to the pups. He then looked up at my coworker and me and said in heavily accented English, "You girls are on a BEEYOOTIFUL mission! God bless you!"



It totally brought tears to my eyes that this guy who obviously has such a rough time of it took time out of his day to bestow a blessing on us. I said a little prayer for that adorable old fucker.

Mushanga said:

Replied before your edit.



I always think to myself, my kids are one head-injury away from needing that type of care, and how would I want them to be treated? All of my clients have fresh, dry, sweet-smelling booties when I'm done with them. If you couldn't take care of your own booty, wouldn't you want someone to do the same?

PunkMistress said:

Done that one!

tinaz said:

OK, how about this one:

At sixteen, participated in a teen employment program and had sex with my forty-something-year-old job coach.

PunkMistress said:

K....You win!! lol

tinaz said:

It totally scarred me.

PunkMistress said:

Awwwww im sorry

tinaz said:

I'm over it now. He was a manipulative predator asshole.

Gotten a book about the Beatles autographed...by Magic Johnson

PunkMistress said:

I do that 5 days a week