Had sex in a cemetery.

lazycrockett said:

You know, I really can't think of any. I've been in countless odd situations in odd places in Thailand, but usually without there being one specific thing happening or event taking place that I could use here. Just odd and interesting situations really, playing connect 4 with ladyboys, capoeira (sp?) in the street high on yaa-baa, police searches, car crashes, running from soldiers etc.

Oh, I doubt anyone here has driven around a city under curfew during a coup at 4am in the morning taking photographs. Nobody would be that stupid.

lazycrockett said:

Actually....

I'm certain I'm the only Orger ever to leave Al Sharpton speechless and bug-eyed just by introducing myself to him.

Imago said:

thats creepy

ThreadBare said:

I'm almost afraid to ask....why?

been to the last nine inch nails show ever

JDInteractive said:

i got to see my son being born

so where ya going with that jd????

I was strip searched once at Heathrow Airport, they even took a look up my poopy hole!!

That must be fairly unique on the org surely?

xenon said:

Only if you didn't enjoy it.

Spell check

Imago said:

I heard a story from a gay friend of mine who went to a gay club abroad and took a wrong turn going too the loo... He walked into a room with a paddling pool in the middle with a naked guy in it and 5 other guys doing thier best to fill it.....not with water or urine I may add.

Mine involves my teenage years, a footpump, my ass and the resulting thunderous farts.

Seemed a goid idea at the time bur, in my 30s, you start to wonder if perhaps it wasn't....time will tell

roodboi said:

I have played with YOUR penis

write my own songs. get stuck in the sand with my wheelchair. end up in the bushes with my wheelchair.

have a family member praise me to stevie wonder and move him.
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NMuzakNSoul said:

I write my own songs, but you do not want to hear them!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

only in YOUR best of dreams...

There seems to be too much penis playing here
which contradicts the question on this thread
[Edited 10/22/09 5:24am]

I'm suprised the paddlingpool story hasn't raised a few eyebrows.....unless of course you sly foxes were there

Shook hands with George Lucas.

Won a roulette spin, didn't remove winning chips, same number came up next spin, so won again.

Sorry it's nothing outrageous or sexual! I feel like a misfit.

I spent 4 days in a brataslavan jail.

Met John Wayne.

TheEnglishGent said:

at the Star Wars Saga day.....I got news for ya

but I've never had sex with a roulette wheel or a portion of chips...so u have me there

Piloted a G5 Jet.

Had sex with my Wife!

mcmeekle said:

Unless you are:

John Smith
Francis Jones
Andrew Taylor
Lawrence Watts
Gregory Milligan
Fulke MacPherson
Thomas Williams
Nicholas Stevenson
Humphrey Murphy
Roger Davidson
Nathaniel Price
Luke Bell
William Baker
Ralph Campbell
Leonard Connery
Daniel MacDonald
Abraham Bennett
Mathias Jones
Robert Wood
Christopher Thomson
Martin Bell
Michael Brooks
Barnaby Reynolds
Tobias Loyd
Richard George
Anthony Walters
Simon Marshall
Samuel Simpson
Geoffrey Kennedy
Isaac Robinson
Henry Niles
Matthew Stewart
Peter Morris
Allen Hall
Reynold Ward
Jerome Poole
George Atkinson
Edmund Webb
Philip Lawson
Charles Hamilton
Arthur Gardner
Joseph Ellis
Edward Scott
Walter Young
Stephen Reid
Alexander Hunt
David Rose
Rowland Gray
James Carr
Hugh Brooks

mcmeekle said:

that bastard fair gets about

Eaten monkey meat.
Invited to dinner by King Hussein of Jordan.
Met Janis Joplin and Joe Cocker at the same time, and one of them smelled horribly of body odor.

I have several, actually, but I will only bore you with those for right now....