Perhaps you'll feel better knowing you didn't make this mistake. So it seems a married guy who worked for Cornell had a whole long email thing going on with his also-married mistress, and somehow the guy (he worked in IT and had authority to send email blasts to the entire school, apparently) ended up sending their whole sexy exchange out to the world. And it's got some really graphic sex talk. Totally sucks to be them right now.

And now their whole string of emails is online.

So that's gotta be pretty much a crappy week for them.

Never!

and

FIRST!

I just read that whole fucking thing from the bottom up, and I puked in my mouth a little.

"savory juices"

PunkMistress said:

Oh, yeah, there's a few puke-worthy moments in there.

Efan said:

"A bagel is your lunch??? You need to CUM up here more often to I can feed you properly!!!"

i don't think i ever have? if i did, wasn't anything too private anyways...

I'm not the type to send naughty emails, but I do make sure to never email my personal email contacts from my work accounts. They should have been using personal email accounts instead of Cornell's.

jone70 said:

Seriously. And he's an IT professional!

DUH!

at this site of their faces.

nasty!!

CarrieMpls said:

and not in a good way!

PunkMistress said:

If this shit has put me off Bagels for any extended period of time I'mma SCREAM!!

No, but I did receive an email once that wasn't meant for me. Several years ago two co-workers were exchanging racy emails and dude accidentally hit "send to all" instead of "send". I don't remember the exact wording, but it was a reply along the lines of 'I'd rather have you for lunch' and this was sent out to the entire company. A few minutes later we all got a very apologetic mass email from him.

sextonseven said:

Year and years ago I got an email that wasn't intended for me. It was meant for someone named carrie, just not me. It was quite mean, actually. It was really long and it was from someone she'd had an affair with and he was going back to his main chick and he was basically calling her psycho and telling her never to contact him again. It was CRAZY. I had half a mind to write back and tell him he got the wrong carrie and not to be such an asshole about a break up but the email said he'd be blocking her emails anyway.

jone70 said:

They should have used their personal email accounts, not the company's.

Employers do have access to read what you send and receive when you use your employers email system.

Ha-ha! Bagels. Oh boy.

My friend is a teacher and she once received an angry e-mail from a 'difficult' parent of one of her students. She forwarded the e-mail to her friend with something to the effect of,'Can you believe this bitch??' but instead of hitting 'forward,' she hit 'reply' so it went to the parent instead. Oops!

When it got to the "seasonings and savory juices" and all I could picture was Lawry's seasoning salt on some warn out cooch....I left.

KidaDynamite said:

GROSS!

Cuddles said:

Why does that dude like to be tickled so much? That's sooooo Elmo.

I once sent an orgnote to the wrong person
It wasn't anything dodgy though.

I stopped using emails for personal communication YEARS ago.

I got an email once from a German band that asked me to check over their tour running sheet and organise various stuff

ZombieKitten said:

Rammstein? "I have a dick-ahh."

squirrelgrease said:

When i had an account at a former isp, i got a lot of email from strangers, because the 1st letter of my surename and my lastname is the same as a famous dutch porn actress.

Mine and her email address were only different with a . and -

LeCram said:

blackmail 'em! what will a dirty email from a married member of parliament get you in the Netherlands?...

Their whole conversation made me crack up

I agree, always use personal accounts for personal conversations

and I've never sent an email to the wrong person, but I have missent text messages by accident

Nope. But I remember a workmate telling me all the nasty things she wrote to her man and accidentally sending it to her boss