My mom has the dvd...he's talented.....Yanni...

if I were the law, your mom would be well on her way to gettng her first prison tattoo...

roodboi said:

My mom was in prison: she once shived a woman with a sharpened frozen used tampon!

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges#


Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked
FOX 5 Exclusive

Updated: Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 7:44 AM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 12:10 AM EDT

Will Thomas
By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old girl, said he feels like the victim.

"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

EWW

I live on the fourth floor, directly across from a (private) high school. Sometimes I forget to close the curtains in the morning when I'm getting ready/dressed. I can see them in their classroom, I wonder if any of them have seen me?

29, is a commercial diver... who is father of...

Imago...
I've been here for a lil over a yr and it still amazes me how easy it is for u to tip a topic off it's axis!

On topic...ppl are warped.
That woman needs to be slapped!
Even if she happened to see inside, wat would possess her to report it???
The man was in his house!

Why are these people walking around at 5:30 a.m.? Don't they have beds to sleep in?

GirlBrother said:

I'm sayin'. Walkin' around with their 7 year old at 5:30 a.m. making a report when they see someone just waking up nude.

I've glanced over at peoples houses and seen much worse going on inside...the other day, my neighbor was watching a Yanni live dvd...as far as I'm concerned , that's worthy of atleast a stiff fine and probation...

Cinnie said:

The bitch was obviously on some kind of stakeout... and she was desperate enough to take her child along whilst cock-spotting. There isn't anybody who can get a babysitter at that time of the day.

Anyway... A house full of twenty-something professional divers? Was this some kind of kinky streaming gay orgy; like FratPad.com?

A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

newpower99 said:

If this is true, there's probably something to the story we're not getting. Did he stand and stare out at the people when he realized someone was looking at him? Was he making a show of himself? lol.

If not, this is insane. But I'm hoping he did something that we don't know about that made them think he was doing it on purpose...

The naked truth? Woman's account exposes different story
October 21, 2009 - 5:44pm

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - The woman who reported to police that a man in a Springfield home exposed himself to her and her son has a different story than what Eric Williamson has told to local media.

The woman told police it was 8:40 a.m. when she was walking her son to school along a path between houses. She said they first spotted Williamson naked in an open door in the car port of his home.

She also told police that Williamson then walked across the house to a large window, facing the way she was walking.

Williamson, 29, faces an indecent exposure charge after a passerby saw him in the buff in his own home making coffee.

Channel 5 reports the woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

Williamson says he didn't know anyone could see him.

"If I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen, it's natural. It's my kitchen," Williamson tells Channel 5.

Williamson says his roommates were not home when he came into the kitchen and made his coffee.

Fairfax County Police say they believed Williamson wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Williamson, a father of a 5-year old girl, said he plans to fight the charge.

"There is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he says.

Police say they are checking to see if there have been any other complaints.

A trial lawyer, who is not connected to the Williamson's case, says the state will have to prove that Williamson knew people were there for them to get a conviction on the charge that carries a one-year jail term and a $2,000 fine.


Eric Williamson, who grew up in Hawaii, plans to fight the charge. (Photo courtesy of Ch. 5)

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I don't know...

I'm getting a weird Manson vibe from this press photo.

GirlBrother said:

Oh, I like him!

I need to go for a walk and find this window.
I'll be back later.

I don't know...

I'm getting a weird Manson vibe from this press photo.

Channel 5 reports the woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

So they cut through private property (e.g. his lawn)? Maybe he should try to press charges against them for trespassing. If you go somewhere you shouldn't be, don't get pissed if ya see something you don't like.

Imago said:

I need to go for a walk and find this window.
I'll be back later.

johnart said:

What happened to "If I saw some nekkid dude I'd probably ask him to move aside so I could see the art on the wall"?