i hope i don't act like this


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I've never had one. Years ago, my doctor let me slide throughout my 30s but she said when I turned 40 that she was going to insist on it. Well, I'm 42 and still haven't had one. But when I took my physical when I was 40, my blood pressure was higher than it's ever been and I told her that it was because I was scared to death that she was going to stick her finger up my ass. She told me to relax because my blood tests didn't look strange but if they did, then she would insist on it.

I can't stand for anything to go up my ass. When I have hemorroids, I just suffer them out and sit in hot sits-baths because I will not use a Preparation H. As for this modern day and age, I would think that they would have some easier way of doing a prostate exam other than sticking a finger up the ass. Hell, why can't they do an X-Ray on your ass or something? When that day comes that I have to have that exam, they're just going to have to put me to sleep.
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Prostate cancer - if detected and treated early can be cured - and your life spared





Prostate cancer survivors here

Mach said:

Exactly. That shit runs in my family, so once I turned 40, my father DEMANDED I get it done every year(including the test for colon cancer.)

Vainandy - don't fool around with this shit. GET IT DONE!

Mach said:

if it'll save my life, a doctor can stick three oak trees and a late model buick in my ass...

uPtoWnNY said:

With my husbands #'s and %'s - if he had not been tested and treated he may be dying at this very time ( or dead ) - and thats just been 4ish yrs ago ~ he is
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Men ( some ) should take this a bit more serious

It can kill you

roodboi said:

A friend of ours went through PC at the same time as TR was ( my husband )

we burried him a yr ago last April ...

Just don't act like how Bernie Mac did in his scene of a prostate exam in the movie Soul Men

Mach said:

it really is nothing to play with...when it comes to my health or longevity, there isn't a whole lot I wouldn't put up with...all hang ups are on hold in those circumstances...


sorry 'bout y'alls friend...

roodboi said:

I just want Men and women who love men to realize that you CAN drop dead in your 40's from it


just get tested and stay healthy

Any man 50 and over should have an exam and that includes breast exam (yes men get breast cancer too).

roodboi said:

ex-military life-saving citizen here

I have had plenty.


Of course it involved a lot of kissing, and an oral exam before hand.

Imago said:

I thought you drove a volkswagen....

nope...but I have had rectal exams, sgmoidoscopies, colonoscpies. They ALL suck.


Sorry to all the gay bottom's out there...I don' tknow how y'all let stuff go up in there...NOTHING pleasurable about it....AT ALL. I couldn't even do it for money. My health...I guess I have done it for my health, but it ain't worth money.



OBSCENE amounts of money(emphasis on OBSECENE) is a different story now....
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Exactly. I'm gay and I have never been fucked and never will be. Ain't no way in hell I'm going to go through pain just so someone else can get some pleasure. I don't fuck asses either. First of all, I can't bring myself to stick my dick where shit has been because there is nothing nastier than shit. And secondly, because I would feel like I was torturing that person because I know it would be pure hell if I was on the receiving end of it.
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vainandy said:

did U forget about Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, Glen Back, and Bill O'Rieley? PLEASE don't keep on going around spreading un-truths like that. It doesn't help the nation AT ALL!

vainandy said:

I thought it was pretty good me-self!