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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About http://homepage.ntlworld....hings.html
hilarious There is so much of it I am just on page two, but did want you to miss out. I am still single. | |
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Damn... for a moment there after reading the name of the topic I though you went hetero!
:LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Damn... for a moment there after reading the name of the topic I though you went hetero!
:LOL: Gays can be bitch girlfriend too, believe me. That is why I only fall in love with straight guys. | |
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IceNine said: Damn... for a moment there after reading the name of the topic I though you went hetero!
:LOL: A girlfriend asked me last week why people around me always talk about my being gay. I told her it is OBVIOUSLY cuz my straight friends can't get enuf of the fact. You proved my point, mate. Thanks. | |
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Zandi said; "a non runt cuddely topper"
That is indeed what I need. | |
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gooeythehamster said: IceNine said: Damn... for a moment there after reading the name of the topic I though you went hetero!
:LOL: A girlfriend asked me last week why people around me always talk about my being gay. I told her it is OBVIOUSLY cuz my straight friends can't get enuf of the fact. You proved my point, mate. Thanks. Uhhh...It would also sound strange if IceNine posted a thread called "Things My Boyfriend And I Have Taken As Suppositories." Or If Nep2nes came back and posted "I Thought About This Topic Before I Posted It And Won't Contradict Myself Or Cuss Out Anyone Who Disagrees With Me." That's all. No fascination with "the other side." | |
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tommyalma said: gooeythehamster said: IceNine said: Damn... for a moment there after reading the name of the topic I though you went hetero!
:LOL: A girlfriend asked me last week why people around me always talk about my being gay. I told her it is OBVIOUSLY cuz my straight friends can't get enuf of the fact. You proved my point, mate. Thanks. Uhhh...It would also sound strange if IceNine posted a thread called "Things My Boyfriend And I Have Taken As Suppositories." Or If Nep2nes came back and posted "I Thought About This Topic Before I Posted It And Won't Contradict Myself Or Cuss Out Anyone Who Disagrees With Me." That's all. No fascination with "the other side." That's my point... I didn't mean to offend Gooey there at all... just playing. AND... I didn't know that gay guys sometimes called their boyfriends girlfriends.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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gooeythehamster said: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
hilarious There is so much of it I am just on page two, but did want you to miss out. I am still single. There's a lot there, but it's hysterical!  | |
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I liked this  [This message was edited Thu Jan 9 14:00:49 PST 2003 by Therapy] | |
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2the9s said: gooeythehamster said: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
hilarious There is so much of it I am just on page two, but did want you to miss out. I am still single. There's a lot there, but it's hysterical! I agree.
I really liked this one: "Margret flooded the kitchen last week. Turned the taps on, put the plug in the sink, and utterly forgot about it (because she'd come upstairs and we'd got involved in an unrelated argument). She goes back downstairs, opens the door and - whoosh - it's Sea World. The interesting thing about this is, if I'd flooded the kitchen, it would have been a bellowing, 'You've flooded the kitchen, you idiot!' and then she'd have done that thing where I curl up in a ball, trying to protect my head, and she kicks me repeatedly in the kidneys. As it was, however, there's a shout, I run downstairs and stand for a beat in the doorway - taking in the scene, waves lapping gently at my ankles - and she turns round and roars, 'Well, help me then - can't you see I've flooded the kitchen, you idiot?' This sooo reminds me of my wife. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Reminds me of me and my ex, over 5 years ago. That was 
Never again will I have this kind of r/ship... Rather be alone!! | |
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The TV Remote. It is only by epic self-discipline on both our parts that we don't argue about the TV Remote to the exclusion of all else. It does the TV Remote a disservice to suggest that it is only the cause of four types of argument, but space, you will understand, is limited so I must concentrate on the main ones.
1) Ownership of the TV Remote: this is signified by its being on the arm of the chair/sofa closest to you - it is more important than life itself. 2) On those blood-freezing occasions when you look up from your seat to discover that the TV Remote is still lying on top of the TV, then one of you must retrieve it; who shall it be? And how will this affect (1)? 3) Disappearance of the TV Remote. Precisely who had it last will be hotly disputed, witnesses may be called. Things can turn very nasty indeed when the person who isn't looking for it is revealed to be unknowingly sitting on it. 4) The TV Remote is a natural nomad and sometimes, may the Lord protect us, it goes missing for whole days. During these dark times, someone must actually, in an entirely literal sense, get up to change the channel; International Law decrees that this, "will not be the person who did it last" - but can this be ascertained? Without the police becoming involved?
I bookmarked this shit. | |
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LMAO!!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Wait till you get married | |
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althom said: Wait till you get married
I promise. Even though I am allowed in Holland; I will never. I'll look someone in the eyes and tell him that I'll love him forever. If he wants me. That is enough for me. | |
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