Dear 1978:

I know you'll find this hard to believe, but - yesterday - I watched Saturday Night Live on my TELEPHONE (I'd recorded it the night before)! ...Did I mention that this telephone is wireless, about the size of a pack of baseball cards, and that I can use it from anywhere in the world?

While I was watching it, someone called me, so - after I took the call - I rewound the show a little, remotely, from the computer in my apartment that'd recorded it.

No, we don't have flying cars, yet. That would create a massive air-traffic control problem, don't ya think?


Sincerely,
2009

You are turning into somebody everybody likes to avoid

LleeLlee said:

Who are you?

Ace said:

Your inner voice

LleeLlee said:

You mean Voice Control?

Dear 1978:


Prince, like so totally doesn't curse anymore, and he's made 3 movies of varying degrees of mediocrity. And, for a 7 year stretch in the 90s, he was called and once sold jazz fusion ballet music through a Internet website (the Internet is a series of interactive electronic 'pages' anyone can post invented by Al Gore). It's a conduit for free, instantaneous, information exchange--just don't tell Prince this or he'll sue you for mentioning his name. Yes, Prince doesn't believe in CONtracts, but he's totally on board with superfluous litigation. Oh you know that group Sugar Hill Gang? Well, Prince totally does rap music from time to time too, but he's dressed sort of like Liza Manelli would if she were to take up figure skating. But don't let his new found street cred fool ya--he's still down with doing the Muppet Show.

He's barely recognizable from the Prince you currently know. But that's nothing--you know the Jacksons? You LITERALLY won't even recognize some of them, especially the white one.

I know it's alot to absorb right now but that bikini clad young man is going to do some really interesting things.


Love, 2009

Ace said:

Yes, that it, voice control. Now put the iphone down and back away slowly dear..

Imago said:

Dear 2009:

Are you talking about Prince Charles?

Dear 1978


I hate you, why o why cant you just disappear up 1979.

Disgusted

Hemel Hempstead

LleeLlee said:

Is this a reference to the Shotgun app?

Ace said:

Ace said:

Yes and no, maybe, I haven't decided yet.

Dear 1978:


George Michael, Liberace, Luther Vandross, Mr. Sulu from Star Trek, Richard Chamberland, and the lead singer of Judas Priest: confirmed queer. Absolutely queer.


Love, 2009.

LleeLlee said:

Dear Hemel Hempstead:

I had to Wikipedia you to know who you were. This was extremely fatiguing as it required inventing the Internet.

P.S. Towns write letters en masse in 2009?

LleeLlee said:

You'll never be The Apprentice at this rate.

Ace said:

Yes, towns write en masse these days.


what would happen if I confiscated your laptop and phone?

Imago said:

George Michael? You mean the disc jockey?

Imago said:

Dear 1978

Dan Onderdonk, still not sure, but until he moves in with Ace... will not confirm.


Love
2009

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[Edited 10/12/09 8:30am]

LleeLlee said:

That would require prying them from my hands.

Like you're gonna do that!

Ace said:

why? whats wrong with your hands?

LleeLlee said:

Hands-Superglue app.

Ace said:

I've missed the org ..:losingthewilltolive;

LleeLlee said:

You've been here before?

Ace said:

Once, in 1978. The good old days. When 2the9s was funny.

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee said:

Yes, this "2the9s" did dress funny then.

Ace said:

did you know 2the9s was really Prince as well? He told me not to tell anyone.

LleeLlee said:

Prince Charles?