A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister and an Evangelical preacher are arguing about religion one day when the phone rings.

The priest gets up to answer it. After listening for few moments, he says, Yes, I will pass on the news, and hangs up.

Turning to the others, he says, I have good news and bad news.

"Really? Do tell, the minister says.

"My friends, the priest announces, "that was the Lord Jesus on the phone, and he was calling to say he’s back."

"Glory be! shouts the preacher. What could possibly be bad news now?

"Well, the priest says, He was calling from Salt Lake City.