So, my wife has recently introduced my daughter to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yeah, yeah yeah, I recognize the political incorrectness , but I'd forgotten just how much of a guilty pleasure they can be.

So far, she likes the standard...

"Yo mama's so bald she took a shower and got brain washed!"

or

"Yo mama's so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!"

What are some of the funniest you've heard?
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Yo momma's so stupid, I sold her season tickets to the Superbowl

Imago said:

Yo mama so old The Bible is her journal.

Here it was "Your mom is..." jokes about a year ago.


Ex.

Person #1 "This is really easy to do."

Person #2 "Your mom's really easy to do."

etc.

My daughters tell "Your mom" jokes to each other. It cracks me up.




As for "Yo Mama" jokes, I've always loved them.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she hauled ass she had to go back for seconds."

Yo mama thought by giving head in a phone booth

made her a call girl

First, I am officially noting that this thread is in poor taste and completely inappropriate . . . so I'm only posting two jokes on here

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. ...

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!

^^^

Yo mama ain't got now neck...they call her head and shoulders

Yo mama so short she gotta cuff her panties

These are great!

heybaby said:

This one reminds me of one I saw in a movie, I think:

"Yo mama ain't got no back, that's why she's always frontin'."

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her bath water.

Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a teabag as a pillow.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.

Yo momma's so short people confuse her with Prince

I love yo momma jokes

They're hot

Alej said:

She so short she gotta slam dunk her money in the bus fare box

heybaby said:

so short, her high heels are her finga's

yo mama so ugly she made Scream scream
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yo mama got one big titty and one little titty and everybody calls her Biggie Smalls


yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater

yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

We've been friends for ages and I've never told you this, but all these years I've wanted to fuck yo mama.

Uhm, fail.

bboy87 said:

Yo momma is so fat..she uses pillowcases for socks

yo momma is so skinny she can hula hoop with cheerios and handglide with a dorito

yo momma is so fat she has stretcg marks on her jeans

Lammastide said:

so she's basically teaching her jokes about herself

Dewrede said:

I thought about that too.

Actually, though, I think these are intended for the arsenal against others.

heybaby said:

lawd

Adisa said:

this made me laugh out loud.

SCNDLS said:

i like this one

Your mother is so fat, her blood group is "peanut butter".

Your mother is so fat, you miss three commercial breaks when she passes the television.

Your mother is so fat, you need Google Earth for an ID picture of hers.

Your mother is so fat, she had to go to the Pacific Ocean to be baptised.

Your mother is so fat, people in Japan think a new part of "Godzilla" is being filmed.

Your mother is so fat, she wears watches on both her arms, because the time difference between them is so big.

Your mother is so fat, she gets group discounts at the steak house.

Your mother is so fat, the national weather service had to make up names for her farts.

Your mother is so fat, when she wants to go rollerblading she has to borrow two busses.

Your mother is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.