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Thread started 10/17/09 7:13am

Vanity45

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A man experiences labour pains

I honestly think more men should try it... wink

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Reply #1 posted 10/17/09 7:28am

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can we get women to experience blue balls or morning erections with a full bladder?
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Reply #2 posted 10/17/09 7:32am

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i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet.
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Reply #3 posted 10/17/09 7:35am

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Cuddles said:

i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet.


Are you serious? That's not even close...confused
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Reply #4 posted 10/17/09 7:35am

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Reply #5 posted 10/17/09 7:38am

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Vanity45 said:

Cuddles said:

i woman i work with told me that her pains from taking a laxative and having diarrhea cramps was much worse than child birth.
the kind of cramps and diarrhea that will make you sweat and pass out on the toilet.


Are you serious? That's not even close...confused



i wonder

some women have no pain it's all easy.
some even have an orgasm.
so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth.
[Edited 10/17/09 7:39am]
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Reply #6 posted 10/17/09 7:49am

Vanity45

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Cuddles said:

Vanity45 said:



Are you serious? That's not even close...confused



i wonder

some women have no pain it's all easy.
some even have an orgasm.
so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth.
[Edited 10/17/09 7:39am]


Sure...it's just a myth. 99,9% gets an orgasm... lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/17/09 4:35pm

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ORGASM! now thats funny... Thats shit is so far from orgasmic!! eek
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Reply #8 posted 10/17/09 4:39pm

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Cuddles said:

Vanity45 said:



Are you serious? That's not even close...confused



i wonder

some women have no pain it's all easy.
some even have an orgasm.
so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth.
[Edited 10/17/09 7:39am]


While having childbirth, no pain, even an orgasm? Who are these women?! lol
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Reply #9 posted 10/17/09 4:40pm

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tinaz said:

ORGASM! now thats funny... Thats shit is so far from orgasmic!! eek


Okay lol
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Reply #10 posted 10/18/09 1:09am

blueblossom

its like squeezing a melon through a lemon

if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close.....
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Reply #11 posted 10/18/09 1:14am

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blueblossom said:

its like squeezing a melon through a lemon

if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close.....

a watermelon thru a lemon
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mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain shake
at least you get something to smile about at the end mushy
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #12 posted 10/18/09 1:19am

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prb said:

blueblossom said:

its like squeezing a melon through a lemon

if you have your nuts in a vice real tight - it might just come close.....

a watermelon thru a lemon
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mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain shake
at least you get something to smile about at the end mushy
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Tooth pain - oooohhh I hate that
Also I suffer with kidney stones and the pain is chronic but as with you I would rather go through labour as with the kidney I just get a stone like a piece a gravel and all the pain just for that!!
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Reply #13 posted 10/18/09 1:38am

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blueblossom said:

prb said:


a watermelon thru a lemon
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mind you, id rather go thru labour than tooth pain shake
at least you get something to smile about at the end mushy
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Tooth pain - oooohhh I hate that
Also I suffer with kidney stones and the pain is chronic but as with you I would rather go through labour as with the kidney I just get a stone like a piece a gravel and all the pain just for that!!

ouch!!! they must hurt hug
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #14 posted 10/18/09 2:21am

NMuzakNSoul

You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time... lol
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Reply #15 posted 10/18/09 3:42am

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NMuzakNSoul said:

You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time... lol


Yeah, that's what my mother always says too nod
It must feel amazing.
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Reply #16 posted 10/18/09 6:50am

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Aelis said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time... lol


Yeah, that's what my mother always says too nod
It must feel amazing.



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Reply #17 posted 10/18/09 6:54am

Cinnie

what is the premise of this link?

the host is all "chahldbeuth"
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Reply #18 posted 10/18/09 6:55am

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Aelis said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

You gotta command women for going through all of that and then their period every month. But my mom says as soon as you have your child in your arms it's the most beautiful thing and you forget everything you endured...least till next time... lol


Yeah, that's what my mother always says too nod
It must feel amazing.


My sister went through childbirth and HASN'T FORGOTTEN lol I don't think she will have another one.
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chahldbeuth
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Reply #20 posted 10/18/09 7:50am

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I gave birth without drugs of any kind, and it was intensely painful to be sure. The intensity is really what takes your breath away, it's not so much like "ow, this hurts" as it is "holy fuck I'm ripping in two and there's no way I can take the pressure."

But I've experienced worse pain.

An incisional hernia where my abdominal muscles were ripped open and my intestines were poking through? Worse than labor.

An infected tooth, where the affected nerves are so close to your brain that you feel like your head is EXPLODING? Worse than labor.

For me, anyway.
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Reply #21 posted 10/18/09 7:51am

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chahldbeuth is an amazing experience. cloud9
It's what you make it.
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Reply #22 posted 10/19/09 11:20am

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Cuddles said:

Vanity45 said:



Are you serious? That's not even close...confused



i wonder

some women have no pain it's all easy.
some even have an orgasm.
so i wonder if its different for all women and this whole thing that men will never understand the pain is some sort of myth.
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evillol now that is funny as hell, would be funny to let you experience this kind of orgasm wink

and PRB and PunkMistress, I wanted to write the same, toothpain is MUCH worse.
Last year they cut out a wisdom tooth but they cut a lot of the jawbone and I had no good painkillers. I could die from pain.

Labor is immensely painfull also but because it takes so fucking long (and you're already tired of not sleeping well for weeks), you just end up completely weared out, you have no strength left over to bear the pain.
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Reply #23 posted 10/19/09 11:50am

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Vanity45 said:

I honestly think more men should try it... wink

http://www.youtube.com/wa...AdFdmE9A84



I laughed so hard, I even feel sorry for this poor guy. And what he's experiencing isn't even the real thing, guys have no idea.
The huge blood loss, things that can go wrong and pushing the baby out.
And add 9 months of "parasitizing", the kicking night and day, the hormonal change, carrying the weight all these months etc. biggrin
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Reply #24 posted 10/19/09 2:16pm

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CJanssen said:

Vanity45 said:

I honestly think more men should try it... wink

http://www.youtube.com/wa...AdFdmE9A84



I laughed so hard, I even feel sorry for this poor guy. And what he's experiencing isn't even the real thing, guys have no idea.
The huge blood loss, things that can go wrong and pushing the baby out.
And add 9 months of "parasitizing", the kicking night and day, the hormonal change, carrying the weight all these months etc. biggrin

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Reply #25 posted 10/19/09 2:16pm

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For some reason I have a fear of dying at birth. For someone women it's not that painful.
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Reply #26 posted 10/19/09 2:44pm

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The real reason women forget how painful labor/childbirth is. falloff

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Reply #27 posted 10/19/09 3:36pm

ZombieKitten

oh I haven't forgotten anything wave dead
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Reply #28 posted 10/19/09 4:06pm

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ZombieKitten said:

oh I haven't forgotten anything wave dead



I agree...I could never forget.
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Reply #29 posted 10/19/09 4:18pm

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ZombieKitten said:

oh I haven't forgotten anything wave dead



I agree...I could never forget.


I was traumatised by first labour, I should probably have got some kind of counselling. I would cry in the shower every day when nobody could see me for months after. It wasn't the pain as much as it was the pain making me NOT feel like a human being, nobody seeing me as a human being at the time or being treated like one. Yes I know the baby was priority number one, but I was there too cry
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