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Ladies and some Gents, if someone made a "Purple Prince" toy dilldo would you use it and not tell? Just Asking.....  [Edited 10/14/09 9:47am] Da, Da, Da....Emancipation....Free..don't think I ain't..! London 21 Nights...Clap your hands...you know the rest..
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The women on this site would shove frozen fish up their vejaja's if the fish were the right color.
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 <<< yes and no, why would I keep it a secret?[Edited 10/14/09 10:52am] 12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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It's official. People have run out of ideas for threads. How Sad.  Prince did an interview with a woman at Record World. They talked about whatever, then he asked her: "Does your pubic hair go up to your navel?" At that moment, we thought maybe we shouldn't encourage him to do interviews. | |
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metallicjigolo said: It's official. People have run out of ideas for threads. How Sad.
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I need far more details
is it flexable ? can you freeze it ? heat it ? is it flavored ? scented ? what kinda texture n stuff ? length width all that jazz sheesh  | |
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As long as it vibrates I'll swing it. Masturbation is a natural act nothing to be ashamed of. | |
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Mach said: I need far more details
is it flexable ? can you freeze it ? heat it ? is it flavored ? scented ? what kinda texture n stuff ? length width all that jazz sheesh unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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PanthaGirl said: As long as it vibrates I'll swing it. Masturbation is a natural act nothing to be ashamed of.
yep unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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not in2 toys at all...i got the goodz | |
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For my best friend's birthday last year, I bought him a phone that was in the shape of a dick. There were holes in the dick head so you could hear and there were holes in the balls so you could talk. The buttons for dialing were underneath the balls hidden out of site. When it rings, there is a woman's voice moaning...."Ohhhhh....fuck me.....fuck me.....ohhhhh". Although, I think it should have had a man's voice moaning....."Ohhhhh.....suck it....suck it" since it's a dick.
He loved it! Every time he has company over, somebody wants to buy it from him. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: For my best friend's birthday last year, I bought him a phone that was in the shape of a dick. There were holes in the dick head so you could hear and there were holes in the balls so you could talk. The buttons for dialing were underneath the balls hidden out of site. When it rings, there is a woman's voice moaning...."Ohhhhh....fuck me.....fuck me.....ohhhhh". Although, I think it should have had a man's voice moaning....."Ohhhhh.....suck it....suck it" since it's a dick.
He loved it! Every time he has company over, somebody wants to buy it from him. omg unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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sure! I'll keep it with the blue knight, but it can't cost more than AUS $25.95  | |
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ZombieKitten said: sure! I'll keep it with the blue knight, but it can't cost more than AUS $25.95
so you come cheaply, ZK?  everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: ZombieKitten said: sure! I'll keep it with the blue knight, but it can't cost more than AUS $25.95
so you come cheaply, ZK?
ACTUALLY!!!! now that you mention it, Prince should enorse purple bullets 
in bags of 20 for $50, cause they burn out quick | |
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ZombieKitten said:
ACTUALLY!!!! now that you mention it, Prince should enorse purple bullets
in bags of 20 for $50, cause they burn out quick burn out? so that's fairly common? ms. whistle told me that she used a vibrator so often in her college days that the inside of it melted. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: ZombieKitten said:
ACTUALLY!!!! now that you mention it, Prince should enorse purple bullets
in bags of 20 for $50, cause they burn out quick burn out? so that's fairly common? ms. whistle told me that she used a vibrator so often in her college days that the inside of it melted. I have 4 broken vibrators  NEVER buy one with buttons instead of a dial for speed. I think they should make one that has ON and OFF and always goes on fastest speed, any extra mechanism is unecessary. None of mine have melted yet, but they motors burn out and the switches wear out. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I have 4 broken vibrators NEVER buy one with buttons instead of a dial for speed. I think they should make one that has ON and OFF and always goes on fastest speed, any extra mechanism is unecessary. None of mine have melted yet, but they motors burn out and the switches wear out.bloody hell. apparently they haven't invented machinery that can keep up with you, you animal. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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poppycock and balderdash. | |
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whistle said: ZombieKitten said: I have 4 broken vibrators NEVER buy one with buttons instead of a dial for speed. I think they should make one that has ON and OFF and always goes on fastest speed, any extra mechanism is unecessary. None of mine have melted yet, but they motors burn out and the switches wear out.bloody hell. apparently they haven't invented machinery that can keep up with you, you animal. 
I will invest in industrial grade machinery next | |
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yes and why wouldn't we SING its praises... lmao ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... | |
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Need one with a gas powered engine and a pull starter. 
Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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