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John Mayer / Perez Hilton Conversation On Twitter This is very odd...
JM: Perez Hilton loses 2000 contacts in his Sidekick. 2000 people to meet in Griffith Park for biggest group hug ever. PH: You know Griffth Park well, don't you? Isn't that where you go cruising for cock? JM: yes. JM: trouble is, I have a thing for cops. I always ask, "you a cop?" and they say "Yes. Can't you see from the uniform and badge?" JM: and then I say. "Hmmm. Yes. Yes, I do. So If you and I start having sex you're going to arrest me?" And he says "Yes I will." JM: Then I usually talk out my options for about 25 minutes while the officer waits. JM: After a lot of mumbling and kicking an acorn through some mulch I return. "Okay," I say. "Sex it is!" He arrests me every time. PH: You're into role play, I see. I've heard about the other things! JM: I'm giving up. This isn't even fun. It's like having Ted Williams as a dancing partner. PH: Let's play wrestling. You put on your slinglet. I'll tackle you to the ground and put you in a chokehold! JM: let's role play. I'll play a lost hiker in the woods and you play a guy who can read. Very strange. | |
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GirlBrother said: This is very odd...
JM: Perez Hilton loses 2000 contacts in his Sidekick. 2000 people to meet in Griffith Park for biggest group hug ever. PH: You know Griffth Park well, don't you? Isn't that where you go cruising for cock? JM: yes. JM: trouble is, I have a thing for cops. I always ask, "you a cop?" and they say "Yes. Can't you see from the uniform and badge?" JM: and then I say. "Hmmm. Yes. Yes, I do. So If you and I start having sex you're going to arrest me?" And he says "Yes I will." JM: Then I usually talk out my options for about 25 minutes while the officer waits. JM: After a lot of mumbling and kicking an acorn through some mulch I return. "Okay," I say. "Sex it is!" He arrests me every time. PH: You're into role play, I see. I've heard about the other things! JM: I'm giving up. This isn't even fun. It's like having Ted Williams as a dancing partner. PH: Let's play wrestling. You put on your slinglet. I'll tackle you to the ground and put you in a chokehold! JM: let's role play. I'll play a lost hiker in the woods and you play a guy who can read. Very strange. 
John Mayer  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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JM: I'm giving up. This isn't even fun.
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