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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower | |
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This reminds me of a skit on In Living Color during the 1990's where they had a game show called "The Dirty Dozens" that was all about yo mamma jokes.
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These are ones I heard as a kid and never forgot them:
Yo mama's so bald, she can't even roll her hair up with rice. Yo mama's so stupid, when someone told her it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon and ran outside. Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody takes a turn. [Edited 10/10/09 21:19pm] I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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your mums so old she's got moses' autograph. | |
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Your mama's so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.
Your mama's so fat, she got hit by a bus, and all the bitch could say was "STOP PUSHIN'!" Your mama's so fat, they won't let her wear an X jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back. Your mama's so stupid, she took a blood test.....and failed. | |
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your mama so dumb she thought she was gonna get exclusive shit by joining lotusflow3r.com  | |
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Fury said: your mama so dumb she thought she was gonna get exclusive shit by joining lotusflow3r.com
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Fury said: your mama so dumb she thought she was gonna get exclusive shit by joining lotusflow3r.com
 You.ain't.RIGHT! | |
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yo momma so black she left fingerprints on charcoal.
yo momma so dumb she got in-line when someone said "cheese" taking a picture. | |
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Fury said: your mama so dumb she thought she was gonna get exclusive shit by joining lotusflow3r.com
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TD3 said: yo momma so black she left fingerprints on charcoal.
yo momma so dumb she got in-line when someone said "cheese" taking a picture. oh snapunlucky7 reincarnated | |
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your mama so poor she has babies every year just so she could have something to eat.
ok bad taste...sorry [Edited 10/11/09 21:35pm] unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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your mama is so ugly...even death didn't want her....
your mama so skinny when she turns to the side she disappears... Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock? Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. [Edited 10/11/09 21:50pm] unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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off the top of my head..
ya momma's teeth so yellow she could butter toast ya momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued" ya momma's so fat the tag on her underwear says "BouleVarD" ya momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund ya momma's so poor that when you asked what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said "Corn" ya momma's so fat, she wore heels and struck oil "don'tcha wanna see my 'Tootsie Roll?' Baby I'm sho' you would!" | |
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chocolate said: off the top of my head..
ya momma's teeth so yellow she could butter toast ya momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued" ya momma's so fat the tag on her underwear says "BouleVarD" ya momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund ya momma's so poor that when you asked what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said "Corn" ya momma's so fat, she wore heels and struck oil this one is a good one...unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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TD3 said: yo momma so black she left fingerprints on charcoal. yo momma so dumb she got in-line when someone said "cheese" taking a picture.
This is so wrong but so funny I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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blessedk said: TD3 said: yo momma so black she left fingerprints on charcoal. yo momma so dumb she got in-line when someone said "cheese" taking a picture.
This is so wrong but so funny i love that one too. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Yo mama so fat she don't skinny dip she chunky dunks
Yo mama so nasty I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection | |
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nurseV said: Yo mama so fat she don't skinny dip she chunky dunks
Yo mama so nasty I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection ewww I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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Yo mama so fat and so dumb the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC | |
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nurseV said: Yo mama so fat and so dumb the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC
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I usually don't like these jokes.
But one I found rather amusing (I hope I can get this across in English): Your mother goes left in Super Mario Land.  "Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies -
tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I" | |
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Biah said: I usually don't like these jokes.
But one I found rather amusing (I hope I can get this across in English): Your mother goes left in Super Mario Land. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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heybaby said: ^^^
Yo mama ain't got now neck...they call her head and shoulders
Yo mama so short she gotta cuff her panties “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist.” Brazilian bishop Dom Hélder Câmara |
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blessedk said: These are ones I heard as a kid and never forgot them:
Yo mama's so bald, she can't even roll her hair up with rice. Yo mama's so stupid, when someone told her it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon and ran outside. Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody takes a turn. [Edited 10/10/09 21:19pm] “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist.” Brazilian bishop Dom Hélder Câmara |
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