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Thread started 10/09/09 1:31pm

Lammastide

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'Yo Mama' jokes...

So, my wife has recently introduced my daughter to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yeah, yeah yeah, I recognize the political incorrectness talk to the hand, but I'd forgotten just how much of a guilty pleasure they can be. giggle

So far, she likes the standard...

"Yo mama's so bald she took a shower and got brain washed!"

or

"Yo mama's so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!"

What are some of the funniest you've heard?
[Edited 10/9/09 13:31pm]
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #1 posted 10/09/09 1:36pm

Imago

Yo momma's so stupid, I sold her season tickets to the Superbowl
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Reply #2 posted 10/09/09 1:39pm

Lammastide

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Imago said:

Yo momma's so stupid, I sold her season tickets to the Superbowl

lol
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
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Reply #3 posted 10/09/09 1:45pm

INSATIABLE

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Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #4 posted 10/09/09 1:51pm

Adisa

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Yo mama so old The Bible is her journal.


















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Reply #5 posted 10/09/09 2:43pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Here it was "Your mom is..." jokes about a year ago.


Ex.

Person #1 "This is really easy to do."

Person #2 "Your mom's really easy to do."

etc.

My daughters tell "Your mom" jokes to each other. It cracks me up.


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As for "Yo Mama" jokes, I've always loved them.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she hauled ass she had to go back for seconds."
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Reply #6 posted 10/09/09 2:58pm

funkpill

Yo mama thought by giving head in a phone booth

made her a call girl confused
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Reply #7 posted 10/09/09 3:02pm

SCNDLS

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First, I am officially noting that this thread is in poor taste and completely inappropriate . . . so I'm only posting two jokes on here disbelief

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. ...

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!

lol
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Reply #8 posted 10/09/09 4:53pm

heybaby

^^^falloff

Yo mama ain't got now neck...they call her head and shoulders lol

Yo mama so short she gotta cuff her panties lol
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Reply #9 posted 10/09/09 5:46pm

Lammastide

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These are great! lol
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
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Reply #10 posted 10/09/09 5:47pm

Lammastide

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heybaby said:

^^^falloff

Yo mama ain't got now neck...they call her head and shoulders lol

This one reminds me of one I saw in a movie, I think:

"Yo mama ain't got no back, that's why she's always frontin'."
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #11 posted 10/09/09 5:49pm

Lammastide

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Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her bath water.

Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a teabag as a pillow.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #12 posted 10/09/09 6:15pm

heybaby

falloff
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Reply #13 posted 10/09/09 6:37pm

Alej

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Yo momma's so short people confuse her with Prince nod
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Reply #14 posted 10/09/09 6:37pm

Alej

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I love yo momma jokes smile
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Reply #15 posted 10/09/09 6:38pm

Alej

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They're hot smile
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Reply #16 posted 10/09/09 6:51pm

heybaby

Alej said:

Yo momma's so short people confuse her with Prince nod


She so short she gotta slam dunk her money in the bus fare box falloff
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Reply #17 posted 10/09/09 7:02pm

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heybaby said:

Alej said:

Yo momma's so short people confuse her with Prince nod


She so short she gotta slam dunk her money in the bus fare box falloff



so short, her high heels are her finga's confused
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Reply #18 posted 10/09/09 7:23pm

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yo mama so ugly she made Scream scream lol
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Reply #19 posted 10/09/09 11:21pm

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yo mama got one big titty and one little titty and everybody calls her Biggie Smalls


yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater

yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Reply #20 posted 10/10/09 12:08am

novabrkr

We've been friends for ages and I've never told you this, but all these years I've wanted to fuck yo mama.

Uhm, fail. confused
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Reply #21 posted 10/10/09 12:10am

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bboy87 said:



yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller



falloff

falloff

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Reply #22 posted 10/10/09 8:50am

fec06

Yo momma is so fat..she uses pillowcases for socks

yo momma is so skinny she can hula hoop with cheerios and handglide with a dorito

yo momma is so fat she has stretcg marks on her jeans
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Reply #23 posted 10/10/09 9:07am

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Lammastide said:

So, my wife has recently introduced my daughter to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yeah, yeah yeah, I recognize the political incorrectness talk to the hand, but I'd forgotten just how much of a guilty pleasure they can be. giggle

So far, she likes the standard...

"Yo mama's so bald she took a shower and got brain washed!"

or

"Yo mama's so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!"

What are some of the funniest you've heard?
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so she's basically teaching her jokes about herself eek lol
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Reply #24 posted 10/10/09 12:39pm

Lammastide

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Dewrede said:

Lammastide said:

So, my wife has recently introduced my daughter to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yeah, yeah yeah, I recognize the political incorrectness talk to the hand, but I'd forgotten just how much of a guilty pleasure they can be. giggle

So far, she likes the standard...

"Yo mama's so bald she took a shower and got brain washed!"

or

"Yo mama's so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!"

What are some of the funniest you've heard?
[Edited 10/9/09 13:31pm]



so she's basically teaching her jokes about herself eek lol

I thought about that too. giggle

Actually, though, I think these are intended for the arsenal against others. missile
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #25 posted 10/10/09 1:37pm

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heybaby said:

Alej said:

Yo momma's so short people confuse her with Prince nod


She so short she gotta slam dunk her money in the bus fare box falloff


lol lol lawd
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Reply #26 posted 10/10/09 2:14pm

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Adisa said:

Yo mama so old The Bible is her journal.


















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lol this made me laugh out loud.
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Reply #27 posted 10/10/09 2:15pm

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SCNDLS said:

First, I am officially noting that this thread is in poor taste and completely inappropriate . . . so I'm only posting two jokes on here disbelief

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. ...

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!

lol

i like this one lol
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Reply #28 posted 10/10/09 4:05pm

Dave1992

Your mother is so fat, her blood group is "peanut butter".

Your mother is so fat, you miss three commercial breaks when she passes the television.

Your mother is so fat, you need Google Earth for an ID picture of hers.

Your mother is so fat, she had to go to the Pacific Ocean to be baptised.

Your mother is so fat, people in Japan think a new part of "Godzilla" is being filmed.

Your mother is so fat, she wears watches on both her arms, because the time difference between them is so big.

Your mother is so fat, she gets group discounts at the steak house.

Your mother is so fat, the national weather service had to make up names for her farts.

Your mother is so fat, when she wants to go rollerblading she has to borrow two busses.

Your mother is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.
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Reply #29 posted 10/10/09 4:07pm

Imago

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down. biggrin
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