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Thread started 10/05/09 9:02am

johnart

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N.A.S.T.A.Y.

Once again out and about doin a lil' shopping for Betina when what do eye spy???

No it can't be.



There's no way.





Nobody could really be this nasty.





Could they? Would they???







YES M'AM!! That is a 100% genuine, honest to goodness shitty-assed garment hangin on the rack! faint




If I had touched this shit (pun possibly intended) I would've LAID DOWN on the floor and called 911!!!! I would've made the evening news and then at least I would've been able to post the Youtube clip on it.

My apologies if you were eating a meal when you read this.
Shame on you, you should know better than that by now.confused
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Reply #1 posted 10/05/09 9:07am

Imago

mods, make this ...erm... shit a sticky.
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Reply #2 posted 10/05/09 9:09am

DanceWme

omfg this is so freakin' wrong
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Reply #3 posted 10/05/09 9:09am

johnart

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Imago said:

mods, make this ...erm... shit a sticky.


falloff
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Reply #4 posted 10/05/09 9:11am

johnart

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DanceWme said:

omfg this is so freakin' wrong


It HAD to be someone trying it on because I can't imagine that no body (worker) would notice that.

I suppose the moral here is don't try clothes on if there's gurglin goin on down below.

Unless u is nasty of course.
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Reply #5 posted 10/05/09 9:14am

shortnsweet

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OMG!!!! Please tell me you told the salesperson so noone poor innocent unsuspecting person touched another's fecal matter!!!! omfg omfg omfg omfg
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Reply #6 posted 10/05/09 9:46am

Betina

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PLEASE let me buy my own clothes from now on. talk to the hand
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Reply #7 posted 10/05/09 9:50am

Mars23

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How can you be sure? Maybe someone was having a 3 Musketeers while trying on clothes?

Did you REALLY investigate the problem? :nose:
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #8 posted 10/05/09 9:52am

shortnsweet

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Mars23 said:

How can you be sure? Maybe someone was having a 3 Musketeers while trying on clothes?

Did you REALLY investigate the problem? :nose:

whofarted
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Reply #9 posted 10/05/09 10:02am

thekidsgirl

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ill Ewww! Why do people ever try on crotch-contact stuff with out underwear on!?
If you will, so will I
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Reply #10 posted 10/05/09 10:11am

johnart

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Mars23 said:

How can you be sure? Maybe someone was having a 3 Musketeers while trying on clothes?

Did you REALLY investigate the problem? :nose:



Do you eat 3 Musketeers with your crotch?
Or wipe your mouth with garment crotches while trying clothes on?? lol
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Reply #11 posted 10/05/09 10:12am

johnart

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thekidsgirl said:

ill Ewww! Why do people ever try on crotch-contact stuff with out underwear on!?


Maybe she had to dispose of her pannies...for obvious reasons.

This lady needed to stay home that day.
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Reply #12 posted 10/05/09 10:12am

thekidsgirl

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johnart said:

Mars23 said:

How can you be sure? Maybe someone was having a 3 Musketeers while trying on clothes?

Did you REALLY investigate the problem? :nose:



eat 3 Musketeers with your crotch?


A kinky alternative to a butt plug? hmmm
If you will, so will I
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Reply #13 posted 10/05/09 10:14am

mcmeekle

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You should've asked the sales person if they would consider (skid)marking the price down!

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Reply #14 posted 10/05/09 11:37am

GirlBrother

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OMG! Is that poo? eek
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Reply #15 posted 10/05/09 11:41am

dowfreak

faint
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Reply #16 posted 10/05/09 11:48am

matthewgrant

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lol

disbelief
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12/05/2011guitar
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! whistle
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Reply #17 posted 10/05/09 11:48am

MIGUELGOMEZ

johnart said:

thekidsgirl said:

ill Ewww! Why do people ever try on crotch-contact stuff with out underwear on!?


Maybe she had to dispose of her pannies...for obvious reasons.

This lady needed to stay home that day.




She didn't have her cotton gusset with her.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #18 posted 10/05/09 11:49am

veronikka

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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #19 posted 10/05/09 12:35pm

Nothinbutjoy

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ill @ the picture.

spit ill @ the comments.
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #20 posted 10/05/09 12:51pm

DanceWme

johnart said:

DanceWme said:

omfg this is so freakin' wrong


It HAD to be someone trying it on because I can't imagine that no body (worker) would notice that.

I suppose the moral here is don't try clothes on if there's gurglin goin on down below.

Unless u is nasty of course.

gross lol
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Reply #21 posted 10/05/09 2:08pm

phunkdaddy

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johnart said:

Once again out and about doin a lil' shopping for Betina when what do eye spy???

No it can't be.



There's no way.





Nobody could really be this nasty.

I guess you found yourself in a shitty situation.





Could they? Would they???







YES M'AM!! That is a 100% genuine, honest to goodness shitty-assed garment hangin on the rack! faint




If I had touched this shit (pun possibly intended) I would've LAID DOWN on the floor and called 911!!!! I would've made the evening news and then at least I would've been able to post the Youtube clip on it.

My apologies if you were eating a meal when you read this.
Shame on you, you should know better than that by now.confused
Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #22 posted 10/05/09 2:14pm

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johnart said:

Or wipe your mouth with garment crotches while trying clothes on?? lol



boxed
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Reply #23 posted 10/05/09 2:18pm

RenHoek

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Dude!...

where the hell do you shop...

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A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #24 posted 10/05/09 2:21pm

newpower99

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You really need to stop shopping off the clearance rack.
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Reply #25 posted 10/05/09 2:28pm

MacDaddy

WOW, someone really let one rip
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Reply #26 posted 10/05/09 2:31pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Someone was shopping at WAL-SHART.....
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #27 posted 10/05/09 3:15pm

johnart

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RenHoek said:

Dude!...

where the hell do you shop...

shake


I love lookin for crazy outfits for Betina at Salvation.
We ain't NEVA seen nothin this triflin'.
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Reply #28 posted 10/05/09 3:38pm

RenHoek

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Someone was shopping at WAL-SHART.....


Oh, see, now THAT'S just genius!!! clapping
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Reply #29 posted 10/05/09 3:39pm

RenHoek

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johnart said:

RenHoek said:

Dude!...

where the hell do you shop...

shake


I love lookin for crazy outfits for Betina at Salvation.
We ain't NEVA seen nothin this triflin'.



that is HELLA STANK!!

feeling ill
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