I was running late to a meeting today, so I decided to hop in a cab instead of walking/public transpo...

What a mistake! At the end of the ride, I smelled like I had been to the gym, been to the zoo, cleaned out the animal cages, bathed myself in eau de toiletfunk and hung my clothes on a spice rack.

I tried my best to limit the surface area of my clothes and body to the funk, and finally had to beg the driver to roll down the window (at 28 degrees) cuz I thought I was gonna hurl.

Now I know that in the city, cabbies get cell phones and security cameras to protect them. How about some antifunk device to protect us?

Some cabbies smoke cigar.

But then again; two months ago I took a cab from Avenue St Germain and managed to have a cabbie playing JAZZ, the old 1920's variety.

Now that was surreal.

And I never had a sexy cab driver.
Prince's song must be total fantasy.

gooeythehamster said:

I have actually had one or two lady cab drivers.

Had a ride I mean.

In their cab I mean.

Heh.
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[This message was edited Tue Jan 7 23:58:57 PST 2003 by NuPwrSoul]

gooeythehamster said:

Speaking of that; I actually like the aroma of cigar smoke. I once bought an almost new car that emitted cigar aroma from the vents everytime I'd turn on the heater or air condition. I wish that aroma could have stuck around forever.

Had it been cigarette smoke there'd be no way I'd buy it. I can't stand that.
[This message was edited Tue Jan 7 23:57:21 PST 2003 by Supernova]

NuPwrSoul said:

sexy lady cabdrvers? do tell nu !

i mean are we gonna see you on taxi cab confessions lol

Supernova said:

I love it too when puffed out by my fave man, not by a fat balding sweaty 50 year old.

Christopher said:

ha! yeah NY got everything. urrythaang. even sexy lady cab drivers. real fems too, not no butch.

let's just say i didn't have to pay for the cab fare that night

EDIT FOR THE RECORD: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I aint that FREAKY
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[This message was edited Wed Jan 8 0:06:30 PST 2003 by NuPwrSoul]

gooeythehamster said:

True, true.

none of the can drivers in chicago speak english very well and I had the unfortunate experience of one not knowing where it was I needed to go so I had to direct him where to go turn for turn...

The worse is when you get a chatty cabbie who wants to talk to you the whole time. Sometimes when a person gets in a cab, they're tired and they just want to look out the window and not have to chit chat with the cabbie.

i have refused to get into some cabs...
some peoples ethnic backgrounds seems
to give them the understanding that
BATHING will prevent them from seeing
HEAVEN or some shit...