if you were writing your Autobiography what would you call it?


Mine is


It's Hard To Be Butch With Glitter On Your Dick.

It's Hard To Be Popular When Only One Stream Of Urine Comes Out Of Your Dick

It's Hard.

It's gone flaccid now

Cognitrix, or the Love Ministry.

muppetfucker

how not to act in the real world...


ummm, velvet from the edge...

"Manager's Special Marked Down from $33 to only $3!"

or at least that would be the sticker on the front so large it obscures the actual title.

ultrablue said:

who in their right mind would write about me!?

'He Tried'

Diary.txt

I wrote mine. Seriously I did. I wrote 300 pages. I refer to it as the first 30 years, from a 40 year old perspective. I called it Vagabond Manifesto. I'm in the final proofreading stages now.

It's not that I have lived some extraordinary life, but I do feel I have some stories worth telling, and telling in full. My family, when they caught wind of this by me asking details about life when I was a child, started to balk a bit at it. Mom was most cooperative. My stepmom shut down (surprise), and my dad remained quiet. My brother thinks I just rehash everything (of course he's so fucking textbook on the shit he pulls, that's a book in itself, one of which I am NOT going to write).

I had always threatened to write a book. I consider myself a writer, and I knew I had a book in me. When I turned 40 in March 2008, I felt it brewing up. In May, I set my sights on it, and in about five weeks, I had 290 pages, including a preface, and a prologue. My friend Travis, whom I've known since first grade, is going to write the Forward, I think. Once I started, I couldn't stop. Thank God I type 100 wpm. I was on FIRE when I started. I swear there was smoking coming out of my laptop by week two. haha

I even know what the cover is going to look like. I thought Travis was going to shoot that as well, but he's yet to do it. If forced, I'll have to find someone else to do it. It's a simple shot really.

AND YOU'RE ALL BUYING A COPY!
[Edited 10/7/09 23:59pm]

novabrkr said:

You know, that's actually pretty genius!

ernestsewell said:

i like that too.

Mars23 said:

No seriously, that's what my diary is called on my HD.

I started writing it so long time ago that if you'd print it out it would be about 2000 pages in total.

Read It & Weep.

anacoda jones--aurobiography of a big dick pimp on an unofficial prince fansite

I Should Have Been Gay.

"Soy Sauce, Jesus, and Tanqueray"

Sex in the Suburbs

Only kidding it would really be...

Taking Multi tasking to a new level

A Day late and a Dollar Short

weused2luvhim said:

This one I like - very catchy and clever

ehuffnsd said:

It's All About Me

I AINT SCARED OF YOU MUTHERFUCKAS!


or



IF I RULED THE WORLD...and other implausibilities

Kang Nack.

king nick....??




mine would be .."Defiance...and other ways to keep blind monkeys from kicking the shyt out of you on the regular..."




cant wait...