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Printableteller said: It's just a couple of steps down from catfood after all...
HEY 
Catfood is damn tasty. Don't knock it till you try it!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: teller said: It's just a couple of steps down from catfood after all...
HEY
Catfood is damn tasty. Don't knock it till you try it! Yes...well...you did appear to enjoy it...  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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WOULDN'T EATING SHITY KILL YOU??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Oh, and by the way, after investigating the medical issues and making sure it wouldn't kill me, yeah, I would give it a shot. A few minutes of misery for financial security? Hell yes. I have student loans to pay off, dammit!
You people eat all kinds of nasty things all the time, especially if you eat animal products. You just haven't thought about it. Pus, blood, bacteria, and yes, fecal material. . .mmm. . .ask me whether I'd rather eat shit or drink milk, and while I would probably end up choosing the milk, it wouldn't be a clear-cut choice, and I wouldn't be happy about it! Doves, Mel!ssa | |
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teller said: Natsume said: Catfood is damn tasty. Don't knock it till you try it!
Yes...well...you did appear to enjoy it...  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Teller, I think you should change your question to 'Would you eat a plate of shit for a MILLION POUNDS?' Then more people would say yes...
I guess that would be better than eating a million pounds of shit... | |
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Hell, Divine ate dogshit for basically nothing in "Pink Flamingos." SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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June7 said: OMG!!!
LOL ... 
I saw this thread and just laughed my ass off just at the title... then I paused, and actually had 2 think about it. Would I eat shit 4 a million bucks? It scares me that I would even entertain such an idea, but the bottom line is a "no". (Sidenote: When my wife and I 1st got our computer, and went online, back in '95 or so... I (being a great big child anyway) started keying in all types of different web site titles just 2 see what would pop up... one of them was www.shit.com. )   | |
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tackam said: Oh, and by the way, after investigating the medical issues and making sure it wouldn't kill me, yeah, I would give it a shot. A few minutes of misery for financial security? Hell yes. I have student loans to pay off, dammit!
I will NEVER let you live this post down, Melissa! :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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By the way some people speak, u would think this task was already done | |
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tackam said: after investigating the medical issues and making sure it wouldn't kill me, yeah, I would give it a shot.
What if the poop wasn't from a vegan or even vegetarian? Then wouldn't you be compromising your beliefs? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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no | |
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XxAxX said: no
i can see you didn't have to think about this very long. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Natsume said: Adding this to the list of things Supernova can harass me for...
As long as it's not a bowl of diarrhea. That's just nasty.  yeah, but you could use a straw. you'd be done in no time... SLURRRP!!! 
pay ME, mofo! | |
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twonabomber said: Natsume said: Adding this to the list of things Supernova can harass me for...
As long as it's not a bowl of diarrhea. That's just nasty. yeah, but you could use a straw. you'd be done in no time... SLURRRP!!!
pay ME, mofo! LMAO ewww I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Are we allowed to use ketchup? | |
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wellbeyond said: Are we allowed to use ketchup?
I suspect not... he won't even let you wash it down with a cup of frothy urine! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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wellbeyond said: Are we allowed to use ketchup?
No. You must appreciate the full flavor. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: wellbeyond said: Are we allowed to use ketchup?
No. You must appreciate the full flavor. Maybe if the person ate tomatoes the day before you will vicariously get ketchup... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Maybe if the person ate tomatoes the day before you will vicariously get ketchup...
That is allowed. But it won't help. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: wellbeyond said: Are we allowed to use ketchup?
No. You must appreciate the full flavor. Well, poop... ...so to speak... | |
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no way, nope, uh-uh, fahgedaboutit...
NO you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Well, dogs eat shit and they dont die, so I guess it is safe to do so...  here comes my $1000 000!
Who is paying???  | |
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Can I bake the shit first with a bit of marinade? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Can I bake the shit first with a bit of marinade?
 Thats cheating!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: bkw said: Can I bake the shit first with a bit of marinade?
Thats cheating!!!Red is correct! No you cannot! No flavorings--it's SUPPOSED to be extremely unpleasant! I even considered one of the rules being that you had to eat it as it was coming out--you're lucky I threw in the plate! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: C'mon now...it's a MILLION DOLLARS!!! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: bkw said: C'mon now...it's a MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can a place a strip of bacon on it? Maybe wash it down with a beer? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: teller said: bkw said: C'mon now...it's a MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can a place a strip of bacon on it? Maybe wash it down with a beer? No! Ice already asked whether he could wash it down with some foamy piss...the answer was NO! But--it's a MILLION DOLLARS!!! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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