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You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... (fill in the blank) You burn cooked food
People bitch at you all day long. Ok folks your turn!! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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When you don't realize you had one ...
cuz you're dead | |
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Mach said: When you don't realize you had one ...
cuz you're dead ^^^ that's it right thurr. | |
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You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me
last Thursday eve I sat at the airport for 3.5 hrs waiting on my Brother's ( delayed ) flight to come in ... Plane landed - no Mike called home and TR checked the flight info he was flying in Friday eve Guess I was a bit excited Had not seen him in over 6 yrs | |
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Mach said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me
last Thursday eve I sat at the airport for 3.5 hrs waiting on my Brother's ( delayed ) flight to come in ... Plane landed - no Mike called home and TR checked the flight info he was flying in Friday eve Guess I was a bit excited Had not seen him in over 6 yrs I went to meet PK and Ness at Pink's Hot Dogs and waited and waited then sent them a text saying I couldn't wait any longer and I'd catch them the next day and they were like dork, we don't come to LA til next week! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mach said: last Thursday eve I sat at the airport for 3.5 hrs waiting on my Brother's ( delayed ) flight to come in ... Plane landed - no Mike called home and TR checked the flight info he was flying in Friday eve Guess I was a bit excited Had not seen him in over 6 yrs I went to meet PK and Ness at Pink's Hot Dogs and waited and waited then sent them a text saying I couldn't wait any longer and I'd catch them the next day and they were like dork, we don't come to LA til next week! we're DORKS !! | |
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YOU KNOW YOUVE HAD A BAD DAY WHEN...
nothing you do goes right. You have a hang nail. You didnt get laid the night before or morning of. You have so much work to do but not enough time to do it. Your friends have other plans, are out of town or are too busy being called in to the office at odd times of the day and night to deal with patients because he is a physician. You know who Im talking about. | |
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You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see If you will, so will I | |
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you show up to your family in your proudest moment and one of the children says your breath stinks. ...:haha: THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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>when I wake up with headache and I don't remember if it was of having drunk too much or if I lost the head in ORG | |
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You show up for work and your manager asks what you're doing there because you're not do in till TOMORROW! Then she says oh well since you're here you can STAY!!! | |
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thekidsgirl said: You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see
what!!!!! oh no! when was this | |
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When I care what other people think about me. I've lost the use of my heart, But I'm still alive, Still looking for the life, The endless pool on the other side, It's a wild wild west, I'm doing my best, I'm a soldier of love, Every day and night, I'm soldier of love, All the days of my life. | |
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you drive your kid to kindy and as you say goodbye he says "but mummy I'm still wearing my slippers!"
so you drive home to get him some shoes, and you realise you are locked out of the house. So you call your husband to come home and let you in, it takes him 35 minutes to drive home from work and he is not very happy. you deliver the shoes, then take the other 2 kids to the thrift store to kill the 45 minutes left of the kindy session and your middle kid has diarrhea, in his pants. what a day THAT was, it was actually a Friday 13th! | |
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when some dumb bitch at work gets all in your face in front of everyoneaccusing you of yelling at her when the dumb bitch has been fucking up all day ordering up shit we don't have and not ordering what is actually needed and you are doing her job and yours and you didn't even yell at anyone but you should have.
when people ask aren't you glad some other dumb bitch got fired and you're like why would I really waste my karma on that type of shit! no I'm not glad for anyone to be fired even if they are rude and stupid. Dumb bitch has kids and I hope she straighteens out her act soon you need a glass of wine and some Ambien! | |
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you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a ladder have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r unable to find the key to your car's gasstank finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only to run into your ex and his great new bf race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot i just crawled into bed after that and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a ladder have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r unable to find the key to your car's gasstank finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only to run into your ex and his great new bf race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot i just crawled into bed after that oh my god, you win | |
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ZombieKitten said: IstenSzek said: you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a ladder have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r unable to find the key to your car's gasstank finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only to run into your ex and his great new bf race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot i just crawled into bed after that oh my god, you win this is one prize i wish i didn't win but thanks and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: ZombieKitten said: oh my god, you win this is one prize i wish i didn't win but thanks | |
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thekidsgirl said: You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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ZombieKitten said: thekidsgirl said: You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see
what!!!!! oh no! when was this No worries! It was quite a while ago If you will, so will I | |
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IstenSzek said: you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a ladder have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r unable to find the key to your car's gasstank finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only to run into your ex and his great new bf race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot i just crawled into bed after that Worst. Day. EVER! If you will, so will I | |
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ZombieKitten said: you drive your kid to kindy and as you say goodbye he says "but mummy I'm still wearing my slippers!"
so you drive home to get him some shoes, and you realise you are locked out of the house. So you call your husband to come home and let you in, it takes him 35 minutes to drive home from work and he is not very happy. you deliver the shoes, then take the other 2 kids to the thrift store to kill the 45 minutes left of the kindy session and your middle kid has diarrhea, in his pants. what a day THAT was, it was actually a Friday 13th! I often think about writing a 'diary of a mother' for incidents like these. | |
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If my 3 year old hasn't had enough sleep I just know the whole day is going to go really bad. | |
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florescent said: If my 3 year old hasn't had enough sleep I just know the whole day is going to go really bad.
i hear you. when i visit my friend who has a 3 yr old i can tell the moment she opens the door if her son had a good night of sleep or not. i'm usually like "hand him over, we're going to feed the ducks in the park for an hour or so and you just make yourself some tea and slow your heartbeat on the couch" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: florescent said: If my 3 year old hasn't had enough sleep I just know the whole day is going to go really bad.
i hear you. when i visit my friend who has a 3 yr old i can tell the moment she opens the door if her son had a good night of sleep or not. i'm usually like "hand him over, we're going to feed the ducks in the park for an hour or so and you just make yourself some tea and slow your heartbeat on the couch" What a good friend you are! If you ever find yourself in England, let me know. My son LOVES to feed the ducks | |
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when I wake up | |
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You think it's a fart...but it's not. | |
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CarrieLee said: You think it's a fart...but it's not.
Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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