'Have you ever noticed that the pornos you can watch in hotels cut out the penetration? I'm wondering who's offended by that. Is somebody whackin' off to the porno phoning down..."Hey! What the hell's goin' on here?! I'm tryin' to whack off here and all of a sudden there's...penetration on my screen! This is highly offensive!"'

I love that motherfucker.

I would quote his whole standup but only you and I would get it. ;falloff:

Have you been treated to the virtues of Janis?

Vendetta1 said:

Janis?

Ace said:

I wish I could call you and tell you the whole bit. Norm did a whole bit Saturday night about a lady named Janis that goes missing.