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Well? Would you?

C'mon now...it's $1,000,000!!! Isn't it worth it?

I say NO...not only can I not stomach the thought of actually eating shit, everytime I'd pull up in my new DeLorean people would no doubt ask, "so, how did you make your money?" "Well, I ate a plate of shit." How humiliating!!!

NOPE...

Whose shit would this be? My own, Prince's or yours?

Please elaborate.

You can find pictures of people on the internet who will do it for free!

Look for: Veronica Moser... I hate even knowing that name, but I will never forget it.

There are many things that I would do for a million dollars... eating shit is not one of them.

REDFEATHERS said:

Unknown...but it would be HUMAN feces, and not your own. A few steamy logs about 1.5" in diameter or so...a fork would be provided.

teller said:

Would you get to wash it down with a frothy cup of urine?

IceNine said:

No.

teller said:

In that case... NO!

teller said:

What would their content be? Day old Hot Salami Pizza and Chilli Peppers, Chicken Madras and 8 pints of beer, Steamed Cabbage and Cheese?

Elaborate...

IceNine said:

How come your urine is frothy? You need to see a doctor!

Urine tastes of nothing if you have just drunk loadsa beer or water...

Teller, I think you should change your question to 'Would you eat a plate of shit for a MILLION POUNDS?' Then more people would say yes...

I say this with all seriousness now. I think I was told in jr. high science class that eating other peoples shit could kill you because it contains TONS of bacteria that your body may bot be to fight. Evidently it's okay to eat your own though because you are immune to the bacteria your body creates.

Am I wrong?

no

NO!

But I would eat a slice of strawberry cheesecake washed down with a glass of cool mineral water. I would definately do that for a million!

hungry edit
[This message was edited Wed Jan 8 8:59:00 PST 2003 by Lleena]

lovemachine said:

Eating shit can cause you to become ill. The bacteria can cause various infections and eating shit is not recommended at all.

Urine, on the other hand, is sterile and will not harm you.

REDFEATHERS said:

My urine is not frothy... but... if you are going to drink a glass of piss, it better have a head of foam on it!

I can no longer bear the sight of this thread. My stomach is churning at the very idea...

Lleena said:

Lleena, I your pink feather...

Ok, Me being a sick fucker I would probably say yes. If I survived I would be rich enough to not care that I had shit for breath, and if I died I could donate my prize to Homeless Dogs or Fish or some really mad charity to piss you all off!!

Yeah, edited - afterthought: I do not wanna drink IceNine's frothy urine though.....
[This message was edited Wed Jan 8 7:27:37 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

BLACKMF said:

touching the out door.

1 million dollars! WOW! That would be my salvation! Only a half could help , or 1/4 ... I have still no home and no job! And I need very urgent a plan! Realy urgent...

but... I WOULD NOT EAT THEYR OR ANY SHIT FOR! ...even not if it's nice decorated!

Could that be the reason why I do not get a job anymore or is it a sign of the times, we are living???

This is the ?uestion...

IceNine said:

To elaborate, you would not be "immune" to the bacteria from your own body. Please do not eat your own shit.

And urine is only sterile if the person doesn't have a bladder/urinary tract infection and it is removed from the bladder using sterile tecnique. I've seen urine that, when spun down, was more pus than piss.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

REDFEATHERS said:

I thought you might, judging from how many questions you were asking about the quality of the product.

tackam said:

That is very true. I was making a simplified statement... Urine is certainly not safe in an infected person.

Teller you funny ...A million dollars is NOTHING! I can barely change my babies diaper...

teller said:

OMG!!!



I saw this thread and just laughed my ass off just at the title... then I paused, and actually had 2 think about it. Would I eat shit 4 a million bucks?

It scares me that I would even entertain such an idea, but the bottom line is a "no".

(Sidenote: When my wife and I 1st got our computer, and went online, back in '95 or so... I (being a great big child anyway) started keying in all types of different web site titles just 2 see what would pop up... one of them was www.shit.com. )

Adding this to the list of things Supernova can harass me for...

I am a sick fucker as well and would definitely eat a plate of shit for a million bucks

It's not that bad! A few logs, that's it. How long would I have to stomach it for?

As long as it's not a bowl of diarrhea. That's just nasty.

Natsume said:

It's just a couple of steps down from catfood after all...