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Angry old grandma thread Here's the deal.You're an old grandma with a huge chip on her shoulder and you're just sititng there bitching. What's pissing you off Nanna?
I'll start. I hate it when people say haitch instead of aitch. I hate people who can't walk on the left in a crowd and then get the shits when people are in their way. wtf? I hate 'marketing' wankers who think they have the right to jump out in front of me in the street and stick their hand out like I'm gonna shake that dirty thing. I hate kids who don't know how to pull their pants up. I hate fluro. That shit was terrible the first time. What's pissing you off Nanna? [Edited 10/5/09 10:29am] "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Well, I was at a parade Saturday night.
Everyone is coming by with floats and giving out candy. This float for a bank comes by and dude runs up to me to hand something out... Fucking ad for his personal banking service. I called him this morning to ask what kind of douche hands out ads at a parade. The answer was him. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Wow! Apart from Mars, nobody cared enough to even shit on or jack this thread  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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connorhawke said: Wow! Apart from Mars, nobody cared enough to even shit on or jack this thread
i looked at your profile, and then this thread reminded me of Catherine Tate's swearing nan sketches. i hope you know what i'm talking about... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: connorhawke said: Wow! Apart from Mars, nobody cared enough to even shit on or jack this thread
i looked at your profile, and then this thread reminded me of Catherine Tate's swearing nan sketches. i hope you know what i'm talking about... What a fuckin liberty! Hup! 
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Speaking of geezers, the feds arrested an old woman (who suddenly could not speak a word of english) off an aircraft tonight that arrived from BNE. She thieved 2 womens handbags from security checkpoint and was caught on surveillance cameras. Her grandaughter hit her several times over the head after they were busted at the arrival gate. I wish I got it on camera. | |
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PanthaGirl said: Speaking of geezers, the feds arrested an old woman (who suddenly could not speak a word of english) off an aircraft tonight that arrived from BNE. She thieved 2 womens handbags from security checkpoint and was caught on surveillance cameras. Her grandaughter hit her several times over the head after they were busted at the arrival gate. I wish I got it on camera.
You should have, and then posted it! Do you work at MEL airport? "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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connorhawke said: PanthaGirl said: Speaking of geezers, the feds arrested an old woman (who suddenly could not speak a word of english) off an aircraft tonight that arrived from BNE. She thieved 2 womens handbags from security checkpoint and was caught on surveillance cameras. Her grandaughter hit her several times over the head after they were busted at the arrival gate. I wish I got it on camera.
You should have, and then posted it! Do you work at MEL airport? LOL yah true I could have posted it anonymously if i took a vid of it, cause they were in a security restricted area when the confrontation took place. Yah my base at VB is MEL airport. | |
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PanthaGirl said: connorhawke said: You should have, and then posted it! Do you work at MEL airport? LOL yah true I could have posted it anonymously if i took a vid of it, cause they were in a security restricted area when the confrontation took place. Yah my base at VB is MEL airport. It probably wouldn't have beaten the video of the hysterical lady at Chek Lap Kok who missed her flight though "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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connorhawke said: PanthaGirl said: LOL yah true I could have posted it anonymously if i took a vid of it, cause they were in a security restricted area when the confrontation took place. Yah my base at VB is MEL airport. It probably wouldn't have beaten the video of the hysterical lady at Chek Lap Kok who missed her flight though Tehehehe yah that was bloody hilarious and amazingly I have witnessed such overdone behaviour with peeps silly enough to miss their flights or last calls for check in. | |
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