.... specifically things that are uncharacteristic of you (though not necessary).



Me:


* beating the living crap out of a former bully on the bus for making fun of my sister

* escorted a drunk bum into a work party with an 'open bar'

* been in a five-some

* painted someone a picture

* written someone a song

* seen a pyshic

* seen an alligator, shark, manatee, and pod of dolphin on my kayak

* been in the military

* worked 50 feet underground in a bunker

* snorkled through a school of jellyfish

* been the only person someone has ever come 'out' to

* dined on a bed in public

* shown my penis to somebody for free drinks

* Seen Nelson perform

* danced until 9 AM int he morning

* been lost in the woods

* learned just enough of a foreign language to order beer

* been to the Louvre and gazed upon the Mona Lisa and Venis De Milo with my own eyes

* been told I was very very ugly

* chose my route from first period class to second period class based upon the path that morning I felt I'd get least picked on by bullies.

* rode a moterbike through a thunderstorm in Key West

* taken a lie detector test

* Had someone I worked with watch my penis as I peed in a cup for a drug test.

* showered naked with 60 other young men.

* vomited cause somebody else vomited

* Cursed somebody out

* dated outside my race

* been to a Prince concert

* French kissed a straight guy on a dare

* Had to ask for directions in a non-English language

* fed the Elderly and poor

* written a computer program

* Vanish from my family for over a year's time.

Did the straight guy make the dare? If not, what the hell made a straight guy kiss you?

..thats some mean shyt right there.

RodeoSchro said:

He was a military cop. A 'party guy'. Everybody liked him.
His friend made the dare. It was New Years eve. They asked if anybody would do it, and all my friend at the party rushed out to the balcony, grabbed my ass, and dragged me back in the dorm room. They quickly briefed me on what it is that I was supposed to do, and I said, "Fine" but I need to go outside afterwords and try some Korean 'SOju' with my buddy's girlfriend. It was all "as a matter of fact" and casual.

Good kisser though, but his facial hair hurt my delicate babysoft skin.

Everybody made a big deal that his name was "Dan" too. .


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Imago said:

??

i have never been misunderstood.

i have danced with the devil in pale fuckin ass moonlight...

i have been a born again virgin

i have been beaten and sacrified

i have been worshipped

i have tried to kill an innocent bytch for being stupid.

i have lost 10 pounds in two days...

i have been to guatamala in a helicopter flying around the jesus statue on the mountains in brazil.

i have bit my tongue for stupidities sake.

i have fabulous children who make me laugh and smile and fart and shyt.

written poems and songs

yelled at a guy on the subway cuz he kept lookin at me weird

told my grandmother i was a stripper

kicked my brother in the balls...real hard

ate raw eggs

gave a handjob to a boyfriend in the movie theatre behind some old ladies

walked in target and shouted that my then boyfriend had a huge dick.then walked out

repented for my sins, every night.

accidently swallowed a screw from my bike when i was younger

gave a woman wrong directions

opened a bag of chips my mother told me not to touch then tried to staple it back..wtf

had sex with my teachers husband

took a homeless lady with me to church one sunday

drove a car without a license

tried salvia

jillybean said:

I've done that too!


In fact, we were together.

DanceWme said:

CarrieMpls said:

Just you and me, two other men, a bachelerette party, and a bunch of folks who attended to watch a boxing match


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I have…

jumped off of a cliff – into a river! totally illegal and totally crazy fun
watched radiohead perform while in a crowd of 80,000 people in the english countryside
sung karaoke
drank wine on a rooftop in Florence
eaten buffalo, escargot, crawfish and eel
had a tearful goodbye on a train (with someone waving from the platform)
visited numerous cemeteries after dark
thrown 3 coins in Trevi Fountain in Rome
danced naked around a campfire
dated outside of my race
had a gorgeous man (with an accent) whisper in my ear “I only want to please you”
took third place in a “club kid” contest

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

nyse said:

yes yes i know



it was 5th grade. we were all drinking and one thing led to another

DanceWme said:

oh lawd, Jesus, come back to erf TODAY!

Imago said:

im jokin' nutsac

DanceWme said:

lawd, she still needs you. Come back to erf TODAY!

DanceWme said:

lol...u kuh-razy...but u can't be serious...I hope ur joking

Imago said:

:JanCrouch:

* Lots of casual sex in my earlier days
* Really came close to intentionally killing someone
* Followed through on dreams to live outside of the U.S.
* Once told my grandmother that I hated her
* Wore sickeningly trendy clothes and haircuts in high school before finding my own style
* Made out with (and thereby "used") two girls in public - one simply because she was there, wanted me and I was bored; the other largely just to piss off a bunch of guys who wanted her
* Bullied a kid in grade 3 who looked up to me
* Fought a kid who was a visitor to my church
* Championed some really reactionary -- maybe even racist -- positions under the pretense of being an undergrad "revolutionary," despite being inwardly unsettled with those positions
* Tried weed
* Bought two guns (both of which I got rid of when I came to my senses)

Thank God I'm a different person now.
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learned to hotwire a car
had sex with another woman
toilet papered someones house
been banished by my parents
held someones hand and sang to them as they passed away
become really good at my job despite almost flunking out of nursing school

I'LL JUST... oh sorry all caps was on... modify what Imago said for me...

* Been gripped by the throat and in the past lifted and crushed in a death grip by people angry with me.

* painted someone a picture

* written someone a song

* seen a pyshic

* been the only person many people seem to hint at coming out to

* asked to pose for nude photos

* Seen milli vanili perform

* moonwalked

* kind of like being lost in the woods

* been to the Louvre and gazed away from the Mona Lisa and Venis De Milo at some super hot girl

* been told I looked like a rat and was a peasant... not a pheasant.

* Been chased by a bully who tormented me a year before, only to have him catch me and say I was cool for drawing so well and showed off my art to his friend

* rode canoe with some girls over to the cute swan family that then hissed and bared little teeth numbs and made them scream and frantically paddle away... that was some Jurrasic park shit!

* taken a scientology test

* Cursed at the pool in 4th grade to proudly quote the Exorcist. The life guard shouted at me.

* dated outside my race

* been to a Prince concert

* Been kissed by a straight guy on a dare on camera for an access cable show that it turned out a lot of people saw in Austin, Tx


* Just recently asked my parents how they met.

I have...

*not cryed one tear in the past 15yrs
*tryed exstacy
*had a gay man offer me money for sex
*performed original music all around new england
*fell off the roof of a speeding car
*tought myself guitar and piano
*had sexual exspiriences at the age of 5-6
*smoked weed daily (not any more)
*been confused about my race
*never lost my faith in GOD
*hurt myself physicaly
*been beat up by a whole bar containing 25 men
*rented out my fathers porn movies in grade school 4 a profit
*been stabbed in my leg by a girlfreind

I have...

--Stood in the Danube in really cold weather
--Had a torrid weekend romp with a hot Italian guy who spoke no English while I was visiting Europe
--Read War and Peace and Anna Karenina in the same year
--Had a threeway with a straight guy and straight girl
--Come in second in a wet underwear contest
--Tried weed, coke, shrooms, meth, and acid a few times each
--Spent the night in jail
--Been maced (by accident)
--Took care of my brother while he was dying and have never really recovered from the experience
--Ate kangaroo once and hated it
--Tried out for The Price Is Right
--Told one boss to "Fuck off!" and stormed out, which felt really awesome
--Seen Prince in concert several times, beginning with the Lovesexy tour
--Attended a sex party
--Been an altar boy
--Ghostwritten a book

I have...

-seen Weird Al Yankovick in concert
-been an in-patient in a psych ward
-made my own board game
-came in 3rd place in the Star & Trib's "Oh, You Turkey" coloring contest
-been kicked out of a bar in New Orleans
-been 'cut-off' at two different bars, but I do not drink
-dated outside my race
-lied to teachers in order to get a better grade (worked all three times, too)
-been pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving (again, I do not drink)
-lived in a one bedroom house with my parents and two brothers until I was 22 years old
-eaten chicken feet
-seen "Princess Bride" and "King Solomon's Mines" in a movie theater 11 times each
-sold stamps to Eric Leeds
-been in the back of a squad car
-been pulled up on stage for a 'dance off' on a cruise ship
-a sister-in-law who's seen Tommy Barbarella in his drawers
-been asked to be someone's bridesmaid 7 times
-had a poem published
-walked into a library with a lumbar support pillow accidentally stuck to my back
-been to court

Efan said:

danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
broken both my ankles
served in the USMC
had two head on collisions
written a bad check for a haircut (don't ask)
had sixty stiches inside my mouth
streaked
bartend
had the shit beat outta me
been a pretty good dad to my kids
supported childrens charities for years
owned a reptile
had a friend pass away
fall in love with someone
had sex with my ex-girlfriends mother
left a date at a restaurant because of her shitty attitude
fed the homeless on Thanksgiving & Christmas day
needed glasses nearly all my life...worn contacts for about 20 years now
gotten tattoos
beat the shit outta someone
let my hair grow out, again

Drank a couple of beers on top of a train trellis at around 3 am with a few other guys.

Been forced by a police officer to drive drunk.

Drove while a friend threw a grapefruit at some guy and hit him on New Year 2001 (no harm done).

Talked circles around somebody I owed $20 and ended up having them give me $20.

Went to a live performance of the WWE (it was the WWF when I went to it).

Registered as a Republican (I am now a Democrat).

A number of other things I am not willing to put on the record (but would love to!).

roodboi said:

nothing...i've done nothing!!!