I can't take these slow-ass mfers doing less than 80. If you're going to drive like a fucking old man, stay in right lane!!!!

and for you people who are on your cell phones talking or texting, if you nearly cause an accident with me I will follow you and it will be ON.

kenlacam said:

I saw a state trooper yesterday talking on his cell driving bout 75

XxAxX said:

it might seem nasty, but people die every day out there! Driving is serious business.

I seriously think it should be more regulated. Imagine a commercial pilot cutting off another plane so he can land first. It's insane out there, and you are right, every single day people do completely unbelievable stupid shit out there. You think you can't be amazed, and every day you're amazed by the thoughtlessness.

Lately I am seeing people not even stop for red lights.

Mach said:

The laws don't apply to them. You know that!

I can't take these slow-ass mfers doing less than 80. If you're going to drive like a fucking old man, stay in right lane!!!!

uPtoWnNY said:

Dude, if I'm doing the limit and you are doing 80, you can go fly a kite. I get out of the right lane because that is the merging one.

Anyone who must make adjustments to their driving, say, if a cop was in their rearview mirrow, should walk.

NDRU said:

I'm always seeing them put on their siren just so they don't have to stop at a red light, and then go in and buy sandwiches at the next corner

Honey said:

honey? my old friend honey?
come on now! as soon as I see a cop I hit the breaks....just in case.

Shorty said:

Hi, Angel

I see the police and I just keep on going.

*The freeway is not a race track. If you want to race, there are actual race tracks and groups that you may join. Starting new ones might even be lucrative to some enterprising individual.

*I have the right to exist, and to drive on this street. All of our taxes pay for this convenience. I am not trespassing just because I am in front of you. I am not an inconvenience because I am driving the speed limit & not rapidly changing lanes.

*If you would like to make a left turn, please move entirely into the left turn lane. Please do not only put your left wheels into the left turn lane. PLease do not block the oncoming lane while you wait for a chance to turn or for pedestrians to cross the street.

*I am sorry if you missed your turn, but please do not stop in the middle of a highway and wait for a chance to cross a bunch of sets of double yellow lines. They are not there because we want to inconvenience you, they are there because it is not a safe place to make a turn.

*Driving is a dangerous thing. If you want to risk your life, please try something like climbing Everest or smoking crack. I have no desire for you to risk my life.
*Motorcycles--the lines in the middle of streets are not actually lanes just for you. If traffic is stopped, then by all means, go ahead & go between the cars. But 80 miles per hour is not "stopped." And please don't use the above stated dangerous act as a reason for needing "short pipes."

*Hazard lights do not turn wherever you are into a parking space.

*Pedestrians--Having the right of way does not equal having a magic bubble that will protect you from cars running you over. I would feel bad if my insurance rates went up, but you would also feel bad if you could never walk again. Please look before crossing into the street--not because it is what they tell you to do, but so that person who texts while they drive doesn't hit you.

feel free to argue/expand...
[Edited 9/30/09 12:02pm]

Honey said:

ohhh! it is you!
well aren't you just a law obiding citizen! I have a bit of a lead foot...I must admit. Only on like secondary or back roads though, when the speed limit is 35 I'm doing 45ish. On the highway I'm in the slow lane doing like 70.

Shorty said:

I've driven above the posted speed limit, but mostly while keep up with the flow of traffic.

But, I watched a driver read a paperback novel while doing 50mph between two lanes. That's the sort of person I think should definately be walking.

Shorty said:

I've driven above the posted speed limit, but mostly while keep up with the flow of traffic.

But, I watched a driver read a paperback novel while doing 50mph between two lanes. That's the sort of person I think should definately be walking.

Honey said:

child i've seen that too. Very disturbing. And people driving with their knees while putting on lipstick in the rearview mirror on the interstate is just

Honey said:

That's the sort of person who should be stalked by a monster truck and run the fuck over. What kind of shit is that?

But, I watched a driver read a paperback novel while doing 50mph between two lanes. That's the sort of person I think should definately be walking.

*Truck Drivers--We know you have to meet deadlines for your destinations, but just because you sit up 4 stories high and can see the road ahead way farther than I can doesn't mean that you need to drive all on my bumper. I will not, I repeat WILL NOT go any faster.

Honey said:

You CAN'T be serious.

uPtoWnNY said:

I am. It was propped up on the steering wheel.

Shorty said:

I've driven above the posted speed limit, but mostly while keep up with the flow of traffic.

But, I watched a driver read a paperback novel while doing 50mph between two lanes. That's the sort of person I think should definately be walking.

Honey said:

My dad was in an accident once. Minor, but it was because he was reading the newspaper while he drove. Idiot!

Honey said:

oh mah god! yes, license REVOKED!