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PrintableMrsGoodnight said: roodboi said: might have been a Backstreet Boy... Was it you Roody? Is that why you brought it up... is there something you'd like to share with the group? We're all here for you and we're not here to judge...  I'm pretty sure it wasn't...but you can never be too sure, I guess...depends on who you ask...I'm sure somebody, somewhere has heard of me swallowing insane amounts of semen and then having my stomach pumped... I can not confirm or deny this accusation...  | |
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Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!   | |
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mcmeekle said: Efan said: Moral of the story: If you see an old person screaming for help, just yell, "F--- off, rapist!" and run away!
....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call!  | |
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Genesia said: mcmeekle said: ....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! That's exactly what I was thinking! OMG - I bet there's a rapist in that vehicle. Let me send another woman over there.  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: How about we never leave our homes? It cuts down the risk of being raped or murdered.
And if you do go out in public, don't smell anyone's perfume. It probably has chloroform in it and you'll pass out instantly and when you come to you'll have nothing to show for it but a stolen purse and a sore asshole.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: meow85 said: Sounds like another bullshit urban legend to me. A story like this, if it were real, would've appeared on the news somewhere, not as part of an email forward.
I remember hearing this one 20 years ago and then it was the Chadstone carpark and there was an axe in the back seat! I remember hearing a version where a child was used as bait to look for his Mommy's car, then when the hapless victim had helped him find it, some guy hiding under the vehicle would inject her ankle with a hypodermic needle full of crazy knockout drugs, then the kidnapping and raping would commence. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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roodboi said: MrsGoodnight said: I thought that was Marc Almond...  might have been a Backstreet Boy...  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I heard that that was how Larry Graham was able to get Prince to listen to him about being a JW. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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that story sounds like one of those fictional annoying bullshit chain letters people be posting
crime in philly rare?  | |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: I heard that that was how Larry Graham was able to get Prince to listen to him about being a JW.
Wait, Prince woke up covered in Larry's semen?  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: roodboi said: might have been a Backstreet Boy... dont get me wrong...and I'll catch mucho flak for saying this..I really like the Backstreet Boys...all them sum bitches coulda had their stomachs pumped and I would still love 'I Want It That Way'...one of the best pop songs ever...ever! | |
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roodboi said: meow85 said: dont get me wrong...and I'll catch mucho flak for saying this..I really like the Backstreet Boys...all them sum bitches coulda had their stomachs pumped and I would still love 'I Want It That Way'...one of the best pop songs ever...ever! Aside from the physical impossibility of actually consuming a litre of semen (or whatever the amount in the urban legend is) and having it all be in one's stomach and have none of it digested yet....I have no comment. Backstreet Boys? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: roodboi said: dont get me wrong...and I'll catch mucho flak for saying this..I really like the Backstreet Boys...all them sum bitches coulda had their stomachs pumped and I would still love 'I Want It That Way'...one of the best pop songs ever...ever! Aside from the physical impossibility of actually consuming a litre of semen (or whatever the amount in the urban legend is) and having it all be in one's stomach and have none of it digested yet....I have no comment. Backstreet Boys? see, in the US...it wasn't a litre...since we're not using the metric system it was a gallon...and even if we used the metric system, we'd call it a liter rather than a litre....cause that's how we roll...but still, yahoos believe shit like that... I wonder if you could lure anybody anywhere with a gallon/litre of semen?? but there's nothing funnier been said in this thread than the mere mention of "digesting" semen... | |
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meow85 said: OnlyNDaUsa said: I heard that that was how Larry Graham was able to get Prince to listen to him about being a JW.
Wait, Prince woke up covered in Larry's semen? Yeah but Larry called it Jesus Juice. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Vendetta1 said: mcmeekle said: ....or, send another female in first, if she gets raped, phew, close call! youse a dumb dummy.... roflmaoTHE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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roodboi said: meow85 said: Aside from the physical impossibility of actually consuming a litre of semen (or whatever the amount in the urban legend is) and having it all be in one's stomach and have none of it digested yet....I have no comment. Backstreet Boys? see, in the US...it wasn't a litre...since we're not using the metric system it was a gallon...and even if we used the metric system, we'd call it a liter rather than a litre....cause that's how we roll...but still, yahoos believe shit like that... I wonder if you could lure anybody anywhere with a gallon/litre of semen?? but there's nothing funnier been said in this thread than the mere mention of "digesting" semen... Well all I know is when I was 9 my mom caught me playing with myself! She said "save that for when you're older!" Now I have 8 gallons of the stuff and I have no idea what I am supposed to do with it. *as far as the urban myth it has been attributed to a few people (as has the rib removal myth) there is no truth what so ever to the story. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Jokes aside, props to EmeraldSkies for taking this all in stride.
And yeah it is a made up problem but the moral is true, Be Aware of your situation. If someone calls for help...yell for someone else to help you. Call the police! Call for security. Yell to a shopping cart guy. Or to someone and ask them to get some help from the store. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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roodboi said: meow85 said: Aside from the physical impossibility of actually consuming a litre of semen (or whatever the amount in the urban legend is) and having it all be in one's stomach and have none of it digested yet....I have no comment. Backstreet Boys? see, in the US...it wasn't a litre...since we're not using the metric system it was a gallon...and even if we used the metric system, we'd call it a liter rather than a litre....cause that's how we roll...but still, yahoos believe shit like that... I wonder if you could lure anybody anywhere with a gallon/litre of semen?? but there's nothing funnier been said in this thread than the mere mention of "digesting" semen... Well, if it goes in your stomach it does get digested...
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OnlyNDaUsa said: meow85 said:
Wait, Prince woke up covered in Larry's semen? Yeah but Larry called it Jesus Juice.
You're not right. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: roodboi said: see, in the US...it wasn't a litre...since we're not using the metric system it was a gallon...and even if we used the metric system, we'd call it a liter rather than a litre....cause that's how we roll...but still, yahoos believe shit like that... I wonder if you could lure anybody anywhere with a gallon/litre of semen?? but there's nothing funnier been said in this thread than the mere mention of "digesting" semen... Well, if it goes in your stomach it does get digested...
?there should be porn movies made with "Digesting' in the title...  | |
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meow85 said: roodboi said: see, in the US...it wasn't a litre...since we're not using the metric system it was a gallon...and even if we used the metric system, we'd call it a liter rather than a litre....cause that's how we roll...but still, yahoos believe shit like that... I wonder if you could lure anybody anywhere with a gallon/litre of semen?? but there's nothing funnier been said in this thread than the mere mention of "digesting" semen... Well, if it goes in your stomach it does get digested...
?Ever here the myth about not being able to drink a gallon of milk. (WHICH IS DANGEROUS!) there are a bunch of videos on this...most of them end up the milk coming back up. But PLEASE do not try this. It is not safe. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: meow85 said: Well, if it goes in your stomach it does get digested...
?Ever here the myth about not being able to drink a gallon of milk. (WHICH IS DANGEROUS!) there are a bunch of videos on this...most of them end up the milk coming back up. But PLEASE do not try this. It is not safe. I actually have drunk a litre of milk at a time before. The worst I got was that too-full feeling.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: I actually have drunk a litre of milk at a time before. The worst I got was that too-full feeling. imagine drinking nearly 3 more.... "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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meow85 said: OnlyNDaUsa said: Ever here the myth about not being able to drink a gallon of milk. (WHICH IS DANGEROUS!) there are a bunch of videos on this...most of them end up the milk coming back up. But PLEASE do not try this. It is not safe. I actually have drunk a litre of milk at a time before. The worst I got was that too-full feeling. milk isn't a metaphor in this instance, is it??? | |
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roodboi said: meow85 said: I actually have drunk a litre of milk at a time before. The worst I got was that too-full feeling. milk isn't a metaphor in this instance, is it??? All those stories about someone having to have their stomach pumped? Yeah, that was me. No. Ass. I was talking about actual milk. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: meow85 said: I actually have drunk a litre of milk at a time before. The worst I got was that too-full feeling. imagine drinking nearly 3 more.... First, why would anyone do that? Second, it stands to reason if you overstuff yourself with anything you'll throw it back up. I hardly think that's exclusive to dairy products. Your stomach's not meant to hold a gallon. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: All those stories about someone having to have their stomach pumped? Yeah, that was me.
I'm chatting with a Backstreet Boy... 
this is why I shouldn't drink and post...  | |
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meow85 said: OnlyNDaUsa said: imagine drinking nearly 3 more.... First, why would anyone do that? Second, it stands to reason if you overstuff yourself with anything you'll throw it back up. I hardly think that's exclusive to dairy products. Your stomach's not meant to hold a gallon. I do not know why? But there are people that have. On a bet or on a dare. And Milk is more difficult than water. The basic PH for one. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: Jokes aside, props to EmeraldSkies for taking this all in stride.
And yeah it is a made up problem but the moral is true, Be Aware of your situation. If someone calls for help...yell for someone else to help you. Call the police! Call for security. Yell to a shopping cart guy. Or to someone and ask them to get some help from the store. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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