nyse said:

I love that album.

Feel better soon mate.

connorhawke said:

Wow and I thought Mycock was a shocker lolol it's a wonder why they don't change it legally.

PanthaGirl said:

thanks so much...i appreciate u saying this...

since i'm allowed to babble on this thread....i will

it is 2:57 am...just coming back from a couple of bars...

I spent all night drinking and flirting...I was about to hook up with my friends ex-girl friend...then i felt guilty..so i nixed that and passed her along to another friend...

then there was a woman about 45 years of age...who was telling me "wow...your so pretty...u look like prince...i want to fuck you" she was a little too old for me so i nixed that to the side...but i appreciated her attencion...

driving with my gal freind and her aunt...her aunt was 44 yrs old. when i stepped in the car she instantly took her shirt off...grabbed my hand and stroked it across her breast repeating "i am 44 yrs old....see...no stretch marks....Tonight i'm going 2 suck ur dick" I was half turned off and 1/2 turned on"...I made a judgment call and said "drop me off home...i work in the morning"
she retorted..."no...ur going to fuck me tonight"...i realised she was drunk out
of mer mind and would of layed with any one if they were there. I don't work like that...

As i got dropped off...I said "give me a hug before i go"... she got out the car. still half naked...and grabbed my package...after a hot drive home...my member was on hard, she said "damn u have a big dick.." then started to kiss me.
I kind of pushed her off... and walked towards my front door. While i hear her in the back round screaming "i wanna fuck him...what he don't like me.."

now i'm on the org... thinking to myself "how come i can't find a woman...who
would just love me..not just want to fuck me...but dig me for me. I wish i was around some of the ladies from the org. yaull seem so nyse. Not all skanky and shit...

where do you meet these people nyse?

Imsurrounded by these people where ever i go ZK...

I am a fairly knownguy in my local bar and club community,caus i do a bunch of music performances and shit...so these people practicaly come out of no where.

nyse said:

try a different bar!

Yeah seriously what a night!

You're a good one

yeah...ur telling me connor...

but even at a new bar...it would not work..i'm very eccentric so i tend to attract the crazies...if you know what i mean...lol

nyse said:

that's why I don't go out

I can not sleep!!!!!

nyse said:

or leave a little earlier, before the closing time rush of desperation!

nyse said:

Co-sign.










- Apart from the "I nixed that to the side" parts.

connorhawke said:

O.K. what you didn't explain was what your friend did while her aunt was exposing herself as best she could to you. I am 48 but I remember when I was 23 I thought that my 40 something aunts were old, WAY too old to hit on any of my friends. Unless you got big SugarMama money chances are that a young man doesn't want your 40 plus ass, no way no how. Sure if the hag slowed her roll and first offered to help you pay your bills and bought you a few things that she thinks you need, new winter jacket,clothes, tires, (no car, maybe help with a down payment) I think then she might get a little something from you down the road. I however do not believe in using money to get a piece of ass or using your piece of ass to get money. I hate having morals and standards it sucks!!

Sometimes I look at women my age who got pretty far by picking lovers based on what they could do for them financially. They are certainly much better of than I am. I sometimes say to myself, "What if you were a slut-bunny for just a short time while young and attractive to all and then later repented after you built up a stock portfolio?" You would be forgiven for your transgressions and you'd be RICH. Sometimes I wonder if I am just a for not just playing the game. Can't tell me that these middle age people that spend big money on their little Toys don't know that it's money not love that's getting them their arm candy.

great reply deadflower....

my friend did say "put your shirt on...ur crazy" once or twice...but other than
that..she did not say a word...

and your right if she had some sugar momma money...I might have played the game.

but eye do have standards...and these...older woman were not on my playing level....i'm 24yrs old...and i'.m not desperate for sex...

nyse said:

Sounds like something Prince would do
difference being...Prince would seriously enforce and change her name

JayJai said:

Janelle is such a pretty name

oh fuck me. I just gone on a train to go into the city, pulled my laptop out and proceeded to spill a large coffee all over it and myself. didn't have any tissues so had to take my sorry arse over to the nearest nanna and ask if she had any.

To make matters worse I'm wearing a jacket that is about the only piece of clothing I have that's actually worth anything. It's a Ben Sherman jacket and it's fucking WHITE!!!

So now I and my laptop both stink of coffee, my jacket looks like someone peed all over me and it's a little over two hours to my destination. Today is fucking evil

PANDURITO said:

Fanks Pan!!

because nobody probably cares:

my laptop wasn't damaged. i got to the fellas house and the coffee washed straight out of the jacket. then i had an absolute mind-blowingly romantically amazing , a fantastic conversation and an awesome meal. (not necessarily in that order; all sort of interspersed)

Things really did turn around

connorhawke said:

See?
No use in crying over spilled coffee

PANDURITO said:

Awww somebody did care

Waste of good coffee though!

^^^^^
I did laugh at ur story...my bad...lol

nyse said:

s'okay I guess it was a little laughable

^^^^^
...Picture that in a movie... ...comedic genius...

nyse said:

I'm actually writing a bit about people on a aeroplane today. Might work it in. It would fit the characters too!

Thanks for the idea.

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything said before but I am wondering something. I hear alot of woman rave about men's penis size or insist on hooking up with the biggest of them. Do these women lack vaginal muscle? The same for gay men, do you really need ALL that? I was once with a guy who was almost non-existant but the real problem was ED, that IS a problem.

connorhawke said:

I have a Ben Sherman parka, a Ben sherman watch and I used to wear Ben Sherman shoes. I absolutely dig that brand.

Deadflow3r said:

Who's Ed? Your present partner?