connorhawke said:

(I'm so asymmetrical I could not cast that stone )

How do you pronounce that? take-el? or tackle?

ZombieKitten said:

You pronounce it "throatwarblermangrove"

connorhawke said:

omg, I have to call you up and say that aloud, it was EXACTLY like the time I answered the phone and burped hello

ZombieKitten said:

You know Raymond Luxury Yacht?

!!!!

If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around, so

Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before

DesireeNevermind said:

this is my world and I am a world leader pretend.
this is my life and this is my time.
i have been given the freedom to do as i see fit
it's high time i raized the walls that i constructed.




You have excellent taste!

connorhawke said:

And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade, in your city by the lake
The place where you were born

Believe, believe in me, believe, believe!
In the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight
So bright tonight, tonight!

We’ll crucify the insincere tonight (Tonight)
We’ll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight (Tonight)
We’ll find a way to offer up the night (Tonight)
The indescribable moments of your life (Tonight)
The impossible is possible tonight (Tonight)
Believe in me as I believe in you,
Tonight, tonight, tonight,
Tonight
Tonight…

Same old thing. I love my I-want-her-to-be new best friend and want her to be my new best friend but her husband, my ex-best-friend, is an asshole, and is married to her. I (we) miss her, and would've gone to see her (and him) 3 days ago, but her husband exists. Sunday we're going to see her (woot) when we go to do food shopping, but that's not enough for me. How does one spend quality time with their I-want-her-to-be-my best friend walking around a supermarket? At some point I'm going to have to go to their house and play PS3, act like I'm really into it, listen to homophobic comments, and generally humour the fuck out of someone, just to spend some time with my I-want-her-to-be new best friend.

Fauxieee said:

Can you please translate this into Engrish? I don't follow.....

connorhawke said:

But seriously...

Ok, here goes...

Familiar SHINARIO. Loving of wish for friend fresh has much desire want a fresh knowing of that ever stay foremost having living cuckolder still remains void in rearward opens....

I can't keep that up.

Fauxieee said:

it ain't gonna happen.....

Fauxieee said:

that was excellent Engrish. i applaud you.

blueblossom said:

What's not going to happen? I don't understand your post.

whistle said:

Thank you! Can receiving for service happens CHOCORETTO?

Fauxieee said:

So you want for the friendings with wife of best friend no longer liking?

He shittyboom with stupid idea but she the awesome of shit 'n stuff?

The friendings not working because this of?

oh fuck I'm drunk.....

also biggings chocoretto giving for it i necessary to feel.

congratulationful!

Fauxieee said:

FRIEND FRESH NO CAN DO...UP SHITS CREEK IS WHAT YOUR FEELINGS BE

connorhawke said:

You suck at that. Surprising, given your fondness for Asian languages and cultures. Getting drunk, however, you appear to succeed at marginally better than I.

Fauxieee said:

oh....you make me small

blueblossom said:

I'm not going to try to break them up. He'll do that by himself eventually. The thing is, she nearly broke up with him before, about four million times. How bad is it meeting the wife of your former best friend in secret for lunch, having a ball hanging out, and hoping she leaves him? Right now they're firmly back together though. That's the problem. She'd totally be my best friend in the whole world otherwise. Of course, without him meeting her and marrying her I'd have never met her.

Fauxieee said:

patience my friend one day the dust will fall from her eyes and she will see the light of a true friend

connorhawke said:

What've you been drinking?

I probably won't be awake to see your answer, but I'll see tomorrow.

Fauxieee said:

Vodka

Then Guinness

Then Asahi

Then Jameson

Then Guinness

after thhat I'm not entirely sure but it appeared to be a form of lager.

connorhawke said:

I love Asahi.

And Guinness is the only thing I drink when I'm back in the UK.



I've been drinking Singha Light, then Archa (claims to be Australian... Gold Medal Winner Australian Beer Awards 2007 ) and then Singha.

Fauxieee said:

Do you feel like me?

Here's a visual expression. Think of it like interpretive dance....all "trees in the wind"





wtf is archa?

I have officially been introduced to Orgbonics in this thread.

connorhawke said:

I did feel a bit like that.

'Archa' is a new beer they've started selling here. It's supposedly Australian and has a little emblem on the front saying it won the gold medal in the 2007 Australian Beer Awards. Sounds fishy to me. For one thing, it's the cheapest beer you can buy, even cheaper than Chang or Leo. About 85 cents US for a 640ml bottle.

DesireeNevermind said:

Any particular part of the thread or just the whole thread in general?

I really want this thread as a sticky

This thread is my baby.