btw I still RAGE!
[Edited 10/21/09 21:03pm]

Just venting re non-orger. I'm sure Sweden is lovely, but the way you go about talking about all the things you like about the place needn't make everyone feel like they're poor, unfortunate fools living in a shit hole. You're boring and self-absorbed. You didn't even notice that about 3 times I just stopped talking mid-sentence to see what would happen. I'll put up with you though.

My 2010 predictions



Top 10 Hip Hop Songs for 2010

1. I Can Bring You Down - by Bobby Brown

2. You Got Change N*^##A? - by 50 Cent

3. Same O Same O - by Mary J. Blige

4. UNoWutISayin - by Missy Elliot

5. We Like Boyz - by Lil Wayne featuring Drake

6. Yo Momma's Funky Drawz - by MC Gutterbut

7. Phuccin Fo Tracks - by DJ DollaBill featuring Christina Millian

8. Blame It (Donald Trump remix) - Jamie Foxx

9. Bitch Stole My Weave! - by Lil Kim

10. I Aint Dead Yet - by Eminem



Other predictions


Purple Rain will come to Broadway in November

Rae Dong Chong will run for Governor of Louisiana as an Independent and win


A polygamist sect will sue California for the right to legally marry

Nobody loves Shiina Ringo. Therefore, everyone is an arsehole

http://prince.org/msg/8/322101?

DesireeNevermind said:

btw who the hell is Rae Dong Chong?

Li'l Wayne likes Boyz? Is there another Tricky Ricky thread in the future?
[Edited 10/23/09 2:55am]

Deadflow3r said:

Mods can we please get a sticky?

connorhawke said:

Rae Dawn Chong

she was a cutie I remember


I think she would make a nice girlfriend for Thready, she looks a bit like a new agey hippy type

ZombieKitten said:

I'm so confused

When Princey collaborated with Pootie Tang, they penned this little unknown ditty.


Seben Seben Seben Ninety Tree Eleben
Ooh baby pleaze can I cum 2night

Hang up your furs and complexion
I feel a lil betta if you flatten my space

Baby Wuz Yo Lone Ranger

How Can I Get in da pool when it feel right

Baby Wuz Yo Lone Ranger

Girl It's gettin' charred, won't you let me rub you rub you rub you

Seben Seben Seben Ninety Tree Eleben


Warner's said Hell Nah and then Princey gave Morris a crack at it.

connorhawke said:

What is a sticky? I have to say that this is my favorite thread of all time!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

Deadflow3r said:

no, pootie tang was a character on the Chris Rock show that aired on HBO. He was this cute dude who had his own language which of course no body could understand. I guess the characer must have been really popular b/c Chris made a movie about him called POOTIE TANG.

he used to say "tippy ti on the tippy tay". It was so incredibly silly.

My stupidity is eccentuated by the fact that sometimes I place my comments inside someone elses box. In this case the accident was a good one!!!

Deadflow3r said:

aww boo boo

This may not be the right thread for this remark but then again my remarks are useless and the thread is about being useless or at least haveing useless ideas so here it goes.

This is an actual dream that I had which shows the severity my thoughts about Prince and that Bria bitch have gotten. (Did I say I didn't like her, even though I have no idea why and she is totally none of my business?).
Anyway this is the dream;

I am at an event in a big city and all these celebrities are entering the large room. In steps Bria and Prince they are lightly holding hand but are about 3 feet apart.
She is dressed alot like Glenda the good witch except that she has no crown and her hair is in an up-do that is as high as Glenda's crown. Her gown shimmers like Glenda's does.
Prince is dressed EXACTKT like the mayor of munchkinland and he appears to be a good 18 inches shorter than Bria.
They walked through the door slowly qnd both look straight ahead, never at each other, as they promenade around the room.

This was the final thing I remember; At various times Bria would drop Prince's hand, he would do a pirouette or two, and then she would reach out for his hand and they would hold hands again WITHOUT EVER LOOKING AT EACHOTHER. Is this not strange for a dream? The two of them walked around like they were the shit and the envy of everyone there. But the truth be told people felt bad for him and felt that he had become a caricature of the character he use to be. Nobody liked Bria but they really not only did not envy P but they actually pitied him.

^ that's better than the P dream I had. In my dream he got his ass whooped by this morphing hooded figure in the back lot of a Natural Foods store. The figure beat him up over the lotusflower 77 fee and b/c P charged him $1200 to take a photo with him. The dude lost it and just started wailing on P and next thing ya know Princey dead. The figure removed his hood and his face kept changing from Andre to Morris to Jill to Tony M to Mani to Jesse to Sinead to Cat and then finally to Prince himself. That was a trippy as dream. I wasn't even gonna talk about it.

DesireeNevermind said:

Did you really have that dream D? The end of the dream where the bad guy turns into P himself sounds like a dream 'cause dreams can have the most trippy and profound endings. Like maybe in the end he really fucked himself over even more than he ever fucked anybody else over. That is the shit about dreams, they can be so profound with just a few little scenes.

Deadflow3r said:

I kid you not I had that dream like 3 nights ago and it did freak me out. I was screaming in my dream and my own screaming woke me up. I wrote the dream down b/c I thought I could use it in a story somehow but it's kinda depressing. Dreams can be metaphoric, have parables, even be predictions. I just don't know about that one.

DesireeNevermind said:

I am telling you we think about this man TOO MUCH !!!

But I think your dream is about what I said it was about; He will in the end be more disapointed in himself than anyone else was disapointed in him.
he lyrics aren't as witty as they once were he is dressing like an elderly woman with too much money on her hands and he has got to know things are not looking too impressive here. The days of people wishing they were P are mostly in the past. This given the fact that he is one of the most talented musicians of both the 20th and 21st century IMO is pretty sad. Very sad. SAD SAD SAD!!!!!

I had a dream last night that the master called from argentina to tell me he'd mailed me a parcel, but customs were coming to my house to make me eat it to prove it wasn't drugs.

It was a cake of lard I nearly puked up all over the place

ultrablue said:

that's a national characteristic doncha know???

water treatment plants smell like straight baby diaper mixed with burnt hair.


if we both come to a stop sign, I have the right of way you FUCK!


dogs do not belong in baby carriages.


sometimes i feel like i have to pee but then it turns out i don't.



Jeff Lewis is so freakin cute....I believe Ryan totally ripped him off.


ryan has 20 embryos on freeze dial?

ZombieKitten said:

She's not Swedish but maybe it's rubbed off on her?

ultrablue said:

ZombieKitten said:

Mine was just as bizarre. For some reason I was driving around with three friends, my best friend was at the wheel. Strangely enough, in the dream all the friends were Persian, although they're English and Korean in real life.

So we drive through the country and park at this fence so I can reach through the barbed wire and grab one of the laptops that are growing on vines there...!!!

I didn't do this to steal it, just to check my email or something (in the middle of the night in the country)....

So as I'm sitting in the car checking my email while everyone else is just sitting around being Persian, this big Samoan security guard runs up from a shed to the car window. Best Persian friend wants to drive off but I assure him it'll be all right and explain to the Samoan guy that I'm just checking email. He relaxes and says it's ok, then darkens and changes his mind. In anger he telekinetically activates all the saws, spades, and power tools etc to come after us.

So suddenly we are running around somewhere that looks like that Britney and Madonna film clip being chased by flying power tools.

Then I woke up. I wish I'd found out how it ended. I don't think any of the Persians bought the big one but we were all separated at the end.

Can anyone explain this?

connorhawke said:

well, tools are penises of course, but flying power tools?!?!?!

ZombieKitten said:

So you're telling me I'm going to be threatened by the enormous throbbing power tool of a Samoan fella whilst in Persia?

connorhawke said:

you're going to Persia?

ZombieKitten said:

Only if I get to play with enormous throbbing Samoan power tools!

Wanna come?

Listening to the Lady GaGa album. Somehow I don't think I'm going to like this if the singles haven't really grabbed me.